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I really 'feel' a strong sense of being rapture ready, not mild, I look around the world and feel totally unconnected to the way of this world, and inside feel a sensation of being prepared for the rapture... often I sense a 'slience' in heaven as if all that is happening down here is like a clock ticking, it's as if the world is on the path to oblvion and they 'haven't got a clue'...

Speedy, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#401296
GigaGuess

How truly, utterly sad. To waste one's entire life, completely withdrawing from...well...LIFE, to sit, watch the skies, and wait for the trumpets.

2/7/2008 6:34:25 PM
#401322
TerriblyAmused

"often I sense a 'slience' [sic] in heaven..."
The meds are working, darling. Don't stop taking them.

2/7/2008 7:04:32 PM
#401325
Philbert McAdamia

You're right, it's hopeless. Give up. End it all and join in the 'slience' in heaven. Soon, please; NOW.

2/7/2008 7:10:11 PM
#401330
Caustic Gnostic

That's right, deny the last vestiges of reality there. I'm sure you'll be enjoying the slience very soon.

2/7/2008 7:14:10 PM
#401339
Timothy Leary

"often I sense a 'slience'"

Really?
Here, take some acid.

2/7/2008 7:24:24 PM
#401346
Frank

This was 4 years ago. He's probably been raptured by now. He did feel a strong sense.

2/7/2008 7:33:28 PM
#1156455
Tatch

*Looks at watch*
So, how's that working out for ya?

But seriously this dude sounds like a sociopath in the making. He just doesn't give a shit about anything around him.

5/9/2010 5:39:23 PM
#1156517
louislois

Why do I picture Speedy as some overweight, pale man who hasn't set foot outside his home in over a year...?

5/9/2010 10:26:14 PM
#1156548


Oh, someone hasn't got a clue, all right.

5/10/2010 3:31:00 AM
#1156613
Anon-e-moose

Well, 'Speedy'. You posted that in 2004. It's now 2010. Seems you're going nowhere fast. Good. Hopefully the penny'll drop and you'll get the hint.

"if all that is happening down here is like a clock ticking"

And when the clock strikes midnight wherever you are 'Speedy' (and everyone else on Ruptured Retards), consider this:

Every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.

"they 'haven't got a clue'..."


5/10/2010 9:00:24 AM
#1217265
Allegory for Jesus

Rapture Ready, 6 years later:
"...yup, any day now..."

10/11/2010 4:14:57 PM
#1217327
Justanotheratheist

I hope you have a lot of spare batteries for that clock, because you are going to need them.

I can see why anybody who still believes in this rapture crap would feel unconnected to the real world, though.

10/12/2010 1:58:45 AM
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