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I have been feeling the same way here recently! I wish I could quit my job so I could spend more time with my family here in these last days. Sigh....

hokey, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Abyssal

I love how fundamentalists always think that Jesus is coming back in their lifetimes. If they weren't a bunch of friggin' YECers they might understand that God has very different perspective on time than humans do.

5/19/2007 4:08:46 PM

BurntBush

You should do it. You should gather up all of the others who feel the same way and go to some place safe, like ahhhhh, Guyana!

5/19/2007 5:16:55 PM

Laurel

If you really believe the rapture's coming soon, what possible reason could there be not to quit your job? Put your money where your so-called faith is, hypocrite.

5/20/2007 9:50:37 AM

Wild_Wiccan.

If you 100% with everything you have in believed in this rapture, and in effect, your religion, then you would quite your job...coz you'd know it wouldnt matter...right?

6/4/2008 8:41:50 AM

DinDC

I'm quite certain that your co-workers would appreciate that gesture too.

Sigh...

6/4/2008 8:49:33 AM

D4vidH4mm3r

I would have assumed they feel let down once in a while, but it seems their fundieness outlasts even completely failed predictions.

6/4/2008 9:08:05 AM

rubber chicken

If its any help, I've just heard of a cave in Russia that is now empty!

6/4/2008 10:11:05 AM

aaa

You do that...

6/4/2008 10:37:32 AM

Ark

But wouldn't you be spending eternity with them in Heaven anyway? So it's kind of pointless to quit your job for the sake of spending your last days on Earth with them.

8/2/2008 9:48:50 AM

apYrs

2004, 2005, 2006, 2007,2008,....

no, still not come.

Live your lives you stupid morons, don't keep on looking to something that you can't guarantee happening

8/2/2008 10:53:01 AM



Yes. Sell everything you have and stand looking into the sky until Jesus returns or you starve.

1/15/2010 4:47:16 PM

Sentry Gun

But... Since you're so sure of it; why don't you just quit ? Could it be that you doubt your faith ?

6/12/2012 6:55:59 AM
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