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I agree wholeheartedly! I have been telling my family for about a year now that Jesus is coming! Get ready! I keep telling my hubby that things are being 'set up' for Jesus' return. It's so obvious to me...but maybe that's just because I'm a watcher and have been for quite some time.

LisaB, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Robbie

How long, exactly?

2/5/2008 7:44:36 AM

Nny

Jesus promised to return during the disciple's lifetimes.

2/5/2008 8:54:02 PM

TerriblyAmused

Yes...quite interesting...
How long have you had these fantasies about this...rapture, is it?
It's only obvious to you because you're a deluded wingnut who's prepared to off herself at a moment's notice from your pastor.
Get some help.

2/5/2008 9:57:14 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Uh huh, a whole year. Well done, LisaB - keep up the good work.

You know, your creepy cult has been doing that exact same shit about two thousand times longer than you have, with absolutely no measurable result - Jesus still hasn't come back (unless he did already, and nobody noticed? Nah, I'm just screwing with you!). What makes you so confident he'll return in your lifetime, even assuming that he could?

"Quite some time"? Stop deluding yourself; if the whole of Christian history were a feature length movie, your efforts so far count for about 4.5 seconds - that's not even long enough to find your seat.

2/5/2008 9:57:51 PM

GigaGuess

Bloody cloud watchers...he's not coming. Sorry to be the one to break it to you. The Jesus is coming thing in the Bible...that was meant as a contemporary thing. He didn't come then. He's not coming now.

2/5/2008 10:24:29 PM



Is watcher" code for "chemically imbalanced weirdo"?

2/5/2008 10:29:12 PM

Saccharissa

"I agree wholeheartedly! I have been telling my family for about a year now that Jesus is coming! Get ready! I keep telling my hubby that things are being 'set up' for Jesus' return. It's so obvious to me...but maybe that's just because I'm deluded and have been for quite some time."

Fixed.

2/6/2008 2:15:37 AM

DontTortrueHim/Her

A watched rapture never happens ;D

2/6/2008 4:32:11 AM



as long as it keeps you quiet, but i doubt it.

6/16/2010 1:00:20 PM

Sentry Gun

Guess who's still waiting ?

12/22/2011 7:44:36 AM



Ever heard of confirmation bias?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

also lol 2004

12/22/2011 7:46:38 AM

Justanotheratheist

And blow me down with a feather, eight years later and fuckall has happened.

Keep watching, Lisa. Although you must have eye strain by now.

12/22/2011 10:20:21 AM

JohnTheAtheist

He is a very lucky man.

12/22/2011 11:35:07 AM

Swede

...and you'll be watching for quite some more time...

12/22/2011 11:42:06 AM
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