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Yesterday I saw the UFOs on the TV news. The mexican government officially acknowledge their existence. Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days. Well, for me, these are the birth pangs speeding up. Our rapture is coming soon, folks. Aleluia!!! Gloria a Deus!!

dudamar, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Weekly World News its no a very reliable newspapaer, you know.

5/10/2008 6:16:46 PM

Professor M

That's right, billions of cicadas. Just like every, oh, 17 years?

5/10/2008 8:26:10 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days."

It's been over four years, fuckwit.

5/10/2008 8:33:54 PM


Cicadas, while horribly annoying, are not grasshoppers.

5/10/2008 8:54:23 PM

Philbert McAdamia

There is already a plague of politicians there - how could the bugs stand it?

5/10/2008 9:37:44 PM




irrational dickweed

5/11/2008 1:41:36 AM


Well, its been 5 years. Whats this about the rapture being soon. I really feel sorry for these people, they spend their whole lives waiting for something that will never happen.

6/26/2009 5:30:42 PM


hrm... looks like you were wrong, buddyboy! :D

10/4/2009 5:04:00 PM

Wow. That was six years ago, give or take a couple months. Nice job.

3/10/2010 3:47:55 PM


You're Mexican? "Gloria a Deus" is Portuguese. Maybe you're Brazilian and go to one of the fundie store-front churches in my neighborhood?

3/10/2010 5:06:35 PM

Philbert McAdamia

All your locusts, horsemen and Jesi are sure taking their sweet time.

3/10/2010 8:07:01 PM


...Still waiting for the locusts.

2/11/2011 11:47:26 PM


7 years later......priceless!

2/11/2011 11:49:40 PM

Thinking Violet

Gloria is a noun, a or ad is superfluous since you'll need to use the singular dative of Deus anyway. The correct latin term for Glory to God would be Gloria Deo. Please get something right, even if 7 years late. You're in good company, though. People have been saying 'soon,,, soon" for almost 2000 years, despite the fact that the return of Jesus was supposed to be within the lifetimes of the apostles. Gee whizz, even Methuselah only lived 900 years or so,,, I guess that makes it 1000 years overdue at best!

2/12/2011 6:36:18 AM


Wrong again.

Will you morons ever get the message?

2/13/2011 1:32:18 AM

Crimson Lizard

Eight years and counting...

5/15/2012 7:44:03 PM


Well, any news from 2012?

6/29/2013 3:19:46 PM

Quantum Mechanic


You're still stupid.

9/12/2013 10:02:05 AM


10 years. No aliens or cicadas

10/7/2015 2:51:29 PM


"Yesterday I saw the UFOs on the TV"

I saw "UFO" on TV years ago:

As they're from a world where the population is dying, all they want are your organs, so they're the only things 'going up', I'm afraid.

...still, I'm sure SHADO will make an exception for these alien craft, as long as it's only organs from Raptards that are taken. >:D

I always liked SkyDiver in that series:

There can never be enough underwater/aquatic Sci-Fi, in my opinion.

[/Gerry Anderson nerd]

@Thinking Violet

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.

...which translates as 'Gloria threw up in the back of the van on the second day of the week' X3

10/7/2015 3:29:28 PM


Fifteen years later...

10/7/2015 3:54:44 PM