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Yesterday I saw the UFOs on the TV news. The mexican government officially acknowledge their existence. Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days. Well, for me, these are the birth pangs speeding up. Our rapture is coming soon, folks. Aleluia!!! Gloria a Deus!!

dudamar, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#494408
Fernando

Weekly World News its no a very reliable newspapaer, you know.

5/10/2008 6:16:46 PM
#494518
Professor M

That's right, billions of cicadas. Just like every, oh, 17 years?

5/10/2008 8:26:10 PM
#494526
Quantum Mechanic

"Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days."

It's been over four years, fuckwit.

5/10/2008 8:33:54 PM
#494543
Viva

Cicadas, while horribly annoying, are not grasshoppers.

5/10/2008 8:54:23 PM
#494586
Philbert McAdamia

There is already a plague of politicians there - how could the bugs stand it?

5/10/2008 9:37:44 PM
#494763
Canadiest

rapturite

loser

irrational dickweed

5/11/2008 1:41:36 AM
#977271
Ericm6

Well, its been 5 years. Whats this about the rapture being soon. I really feel sorry for these people, they spend their whole lives waiting for something that will never happen.

6/26/2009 5:30:42 PM
#1031516
111

hrm... looks like you were wrong, buddyboy! :D

10/4/2009 5:04:00 PM
#1130946


Wow. That was six years ago, give or take a couple months. Nice job.

3/10/2010 3:47:55 PM
#1130953
Moondog

You're Mexican? "Gloria a Deus" is Portuguese. Maybe you're Brazilian and go to one of the fundie store-front churches in my neighborhood?

3/10/2010 5:06:35 PM
#1130991
Philbert McAdamia

All your locusts, horsemen and Jesi are sure taking their sweet time.

3/10/2010 8:07:01 PM
#1255809
Canama

...Still waiting for the locusts.

2/11/2011 11:47:26 PM
#1255810
anti-nonsense

7 years later......priceless!

2/11/2011 11:49:40 PM
#1255858
Thinking Violet

Gloria is a noun, a or ad is superfluous since you'll need to use the singular dative of Deus anyway. The correct latin term for Glory to God would be Gloria Deo. Please get something right, even if 7 years late. You're in good company, though. People have been saying 'soon,,, soon" for almost 2000 years, despite the fact that the return of Jesus was supposed to be within the lifetimes of the apostles. Gee whizz, even Methuselah only lived 900 years or so,,, I guess that makes it 1000 years overdue at best!

2/12/2011 6:36:18 AM
#1256133
Justanotheratheist

Wrong again.

Will you morons ever get the message?

2/13/2011 1:32:18 AM
#1403692
Crimson Lizard

Eight years and counting...

5/15/2012 7:44:03 PM
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