Damn, there goes a few iq points
5/3/2010 1:13:17 PM
Does this mean Jesus sounded like the Muppets' Swedish Chef?
5/3/2010 1:30:37 PM
5/3/2010 1:41:33 PM
Jesus the Viking?
5/3/2010 2:01:38 PM
5/3/2010 2:04:57 PM
For that last paragraph if you substitute "Scandinavian" for "African" it becomes disturbingly accurate. Makes you think...
5/3/2010 2:50:44 PM
5/3/2010 3:57:55 PM
In a book on the Crusades I read that some poor farmers showed up at the court of Baldouin and claimed that they were descendants of James, brother of Jesus. They were given some trinkets and sent away.
5/3/2010 4:52:20 PM
In the famous words of Wolfgang Pauli: that isn't even wrong.
5/3/2010 6:32:12 PM
I KNEW IT. Jesus was a fucking viking. Chalk one up for the horde!
5/3/2010 6:47:27 PM
Holy bloodline, Batman! The Medieval paintings are right! The Son of God DID have blond hair and blue eyes!
5/3/2010 7:48:45 PM
Boy, won't they be surprised that their so called blond haired, blue eyed Jesus is actually a dark haired, smelly, hippy-like Jew(If he actually exists of course).
5/3/2010 10:46:35 PM
Yet another white supremacist who thinks that making stuff up will impress somebody.
5/3/2010 11:36:07 PM
Jesus Scandinavian?, the Native American Scandinavian?. Give me a fucking break.
5/4/2010 12:29:37 AM
I guess these people with 'a rare blood factor' never need artificial stimulants or drugs. They're already there, in bonkers land. Still, as long as it keeps them off the streets and in their mothers' basements.
5/4/2010 12:33:57 AM
I have serious doubts if there ever was a historical Jesus but if there was this is what he probably looked like.
The Bible & The Truth website
describes Jesus like this:If you ran into Jesus today, you would most likely see a very small, black little guy with rugged looks, a muscular posture, dark, curly hair and a large nose.
Probably not a Scandinavian!
Also where, what or who is the United State?
5/4/2010 1:32:03 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
The lulz just keep on coming...
5/4/2010 3:51:51 AM
"Believe it or not"
Not the hardest choice I've ever had to make!
5/4/2010 6:24:03 AM
And the Romans who had conquered and occupied Judea never noticed a physically distinct tribe in their territory?
Must have been invisible, then.
5/4/2010 8:30:06 AM
So, basically, you're a giant racist with downs. Okey-doke.
5/4/2010 6:35:53 PM
Jesus' real name was Sven.
5/5/2010 9:26:11 AM
I find it extremely difficult to believe that Scandinavia was known as the "Garden." I mean, the main reason Vikings started raiding was because it's fucking hard to farm mountains and fjords when it's winter about 3/4 of the year.
5/5/2010 9:12:31 PM
Son, that's probably one of the BIGGEST and STINKIEST piles of HORSE SHIT I believe I've ever had the displeasure of reading.
5/5/2010 9:57:45 PM
5/6/2010 11:08:14 AM
"bloodline factor" -- but Holter never elaborates on just *what* that "bloodline factor" is/could be. FAIL
"The United State"...of delerium? FAIL
Memo to Holter: Blonde hair and blue eyes are RECESSIVE (you obviously fell asleep during biology class), and it's unlikely to have been retained from an "original race." FAIL
5/6/2010 7:18:35 PM