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"We wonder today if there are people alive today who have the same bloodline factor that Jesus (Yashua) was born with and I SAY YES. They represent about 10% of the global populations and can be found primarily in the United State but on all continents as well."

"These descendents have a rare blood factor and have prehistoric ancestors that can be found when we track back to an area in the world known as the “Garden.” These original people groups on earth were what we refer to today as the original Scandinavian race. Believe it or not, the oldest mummies all over the world had blonde hair, which also tells us that our original ancestors were Scandinavians. I mean all of us. It does not matter what color your skin is today, all of your original ancestors on earth were Scandinavian."

[It goes on...]



Myron Holter, holybloodline.blogspot.com 42 Comments [5/3/2010 12:28:29 PM]
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#1155950
SurfinSeaOtter


5/8/2010 1:01:52 AM

#1156158
Draken

Perhaps the most annoying bit on Holter's pathetic blog is that he keeps referring to Jesus as "Jesus (Yashua)", ad nauseam.

5/8/2010 1:53:09 PM

#1157033


I'm thinking Jesus would not be the least bit amused by your anti-Semitism.

Even assuming your ridiculous claims about Him (and I'm assuming you also mean His people) being of Scandinavian descent were true, how do you figure most of their descendants would now be in the US instead of the Middle East, or even Scandinavia?

Time for your meds.

5/11/2010 8:22:39 PM

#1157228
Murdin

HAIL VIKING JESUS !


5/13/2010 1:49:38 AM

#1158156
Jeff Weskamp

If someone has the "same bloodline factor" (whatever the hell that is!) as Jesus did, would they be able to walk on water, physically replicate fishes and loaves, and heal the sick and crippled?

Sounds a whole lot like the "X-Factor" gene in the X-Men comics to me.... :-)

5/15/2010 11:08:40 AM

#1160140
vaguelyhumanoid

This reminds me a lot of the old Nazi esoteric societies... uncomfortably so.

Also, it's "Yeshua", not "Yashua".

5/23/2010 12:16:30 PM

#1170747
whatever

10% of the global population is not a rare blood factor.

6/23/2010 9:40:43 AM

#1170775
SeekerLancer

Yeah but what about all the skeletons that are much older than any existing mummy... from other parts of the world like Africa.

6/23/2010 10:29:40 AM

#1190758
meow!

What was thas guy smoking? I WANT SOME!

8/10/2010 4:25:29 PM

#1190970
Justanotheratheist

Jesus was a Great Dane? The Garden of Eden was in Norway?

WTF?

8/11/2010 2:42:50 AM

#1197271
con70

LOL, so next time a 'Capital One' credit card commercial comes on, I should be looking for Jesus? I know, it's Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds!!!!!

8/25/2010 6:48:28 AM

#1337322


Huh seriously. The wrong in this is so much. Jesus lived in the area now known as Israel or Palestine which ever side of the coin you are on. Second, HE WAS FUCKING JEWISH. Third, all our ancestors are African. Fourth you are a moron.

10/3/2011 3:48:50 PM

#1342670
Just a very naughty boy

So ABBA was/is composed of higher beings?!

And did Jebus(Yahwahtevr)like a nice, hot sanua?

10/21/2011 11:53:26 PM

#1376860
Dreams

Jesus was Jewish. You're using his hebrew name (you're also saying it wrong by the way), <b>Yeshua</b>. Yet you claim two recessive genes come from the original race AKA his line. Riiight. So what the FUCK where doing the Romans when they notice the strangely really white people in the fuckng desert?

2/20/2012 11:51:34 PM

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9/19/2012 4:17:10 PM

#1502016
Pmorg

So, one of Jesus's descendants hosts regular ordinary Swedish meal time?

2/4/2013 10:50:35 AM

#1513284
valekala

I knew it. Jesus is a Norse god and Christianity is false.

3/8/2013 5:37:25 AM
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