man, i dont know what are you smoking, but stop!
5/5/2010 3:52:03 PM
They just get weirder and weirder...
5/5/2010 7:15:17 PM
You know, nuclear wars, worldwide floods, huge earth-shattering earthquakes and significant tilting of the planetary axis leave evidence behind. Geological evidence. Evidence that, if these globally significant events actually occurred, would have turned up by now.
And it's funny that, with all this mention ancient cultures make of floods, they never mention those blokes next door with the mushroom cloud getting reduced to atoms by the dastardly Anunnaki just before the mighty deluge.
5/6/2010 2:34:31 AM
Jesus Christ...and I thought the people claiming god did it were crazy.
5/6/2010 11:57:23 AM
Of course. It all makes sense.
Now, be a good paul richard and take the nice colorful happy pills. That's a good boy.
5/6/2010 3:21:20 PM
5/8/2010 1:05:10 AM
Sounds like a video game!
5/8/2010 5:12:40 PM
I've always wondered why Noah landed on Mt. Ararat, when there were lots of higher mountains around, which would have allowed him to get off his floating pigsty sooner.
5/8/2010 5:54:31 PM
Do not drink the bong water.
5/9/2010 10:05:05 PM
Is it just me or are the people who do approving getting lazier?
5/12/2010 3:46:27 PM
Not as lazy as people who are too lazy to put a name to their comment.
5/13/2010 4:38:42 AM
So I guess the reason we have no evidence of all this supertechnology is that it was all destroyed...
But I'm sure there's also a distinct geological layer loaded with all the end products of fission. Oh wait, there's not.
5/13/2010 11:06:38 AM
I like it. Still batshit. But I like it.
5/14/2010 9:43:06 PM
A much more likely scenario and one backed up by growing archeological evidence, is that the flood was caused by a holocaust stemming from an ancient nuclear war between the Anunnaki and the Atalans (Atlanteans).
This "nuclear war causing a flood" hypothesis is actually less likely that the Biblical account of Noah's Ark. A nuclear exchange of that magnitude would produce enormous amounts of fallout and radiation, so much that it would be easily detectable.
5/15/2010 11:05:06 AM
Damn, I had to check my calendar. I thought fruitcakes were a December thing.
5/15/2010 4:11:33 PM
The important thing is that you aren't bat shit crazy. Oh wait, yes, you are.
5/19/2010 5:55:14 PM
I know this guy! He walks around Times Square with a sign that says "The End Is Coming!"
10/16/2010 8:05:11 AM
5 days later, this man was sued for posting on the internet a story that turned out to be the intellectual property of Jerry Bruckheimer.
either that, or this man hasn't learned the important lesson that drugs and Roland Emmerich films dont mix. (i still luv ya movies Roland, even if their plotlines are utter bullshit. XD)
1/26/2011 6:03:47 PM
"A much more likely scenario and one backed up by growing archeological evidence, is that the flood was caused by a holocaust stemming from an ancient nuclear war between the Anunnaki and the Atalans (Atlanteans)."
You're right. That makes so much more sense.
5/9/2011 12:39:24 PM
Comic book science FTW!!!
Now we know just why the flood was sent- The humans were all sterile.
9/5/2011 11:53:58 AM
Yes. It all happened exactly like that.
6/17/2012 11:28:52 AM
"A much more likely scenario..."
Both seem about the same to me, but I'm not well versed in the crazy theory metric.
3/23/2013 1:41:20 AM