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Quote# 7272

Let's all tell ourselves that Jesus is coming this very night and then go out and talk to at least one person about Him. I'm on my way now!

Jacinth, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh
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SaneChick

*Puts chain on door.*

11/23/2006 1:43:23 PM

Ashe

Lie to yourselves then lie to others

Class

11/23/2006 1:59:40 PM

Quantum Mechanic

*Turns dogs loose.*

4/22/2012 5:52:50 AM

Dr.Shrinker

And this plan of "action" will turn out better this time than it has all the times you've done it because...?

4/22/2012 6:23:25 AM

Elia

*rigs booby trap at the front door*

4/22/2012 1:18:46 PM

Filin De Blanc

What do they think they're going to accomplish by doing this? We all already know about Jesus.

4/22/2012 1:23:23 PM

anti-nonsense

8 years later.....

11/25/2012 11:01:06 PM

Jessie's Guitarist

*Goes to do something, but realizes she has a rock poster on front door. Adds one anyway*

5/27/2013 8:45:16 AM

Hal Jordan

*gets gun* try it.

5/27/2013 2:50:28 PM

Blarghonius

"Guys...? Why am I the only one going?"

5/27/2013 4:01:15 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for the pathetically stupid.

8/9/2014 5:53:34 AM
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