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I'll tell you exactly how I would put an end to Muslim Terror --and I wouldn't have to kill them all:

I would use conventiontional weapons --Bunker Busters would probably be a good choice, and I would bomb the hell out of Medina.

When the dust settled, I would point my finger at the Muslim Street, and I would say, "Now, you murderous bastards. Muslim Terror ends today. Right here and right now. You set off one more terrorist attack anywhere in this world. ANYWHERE. Any continent, and city. You kill just ONE more innocent in the name of Allah --just one, and I hit Mecca with a nuke. If you murderous bastards want to have a place to Haj to, if you want to save Mecca, then the killing stops here and now."

Lubbock, Free Conservatives 131 Comments [5/4/2010 9:10:28 AM]
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thelivingguano

Yeah that's bound to work.

5/4/2010 9:13:48 AM

feralboy12

Then we can all be friends.

5/4/2010 9:17:00 AM

carmen sandiego

fight terror with terror!

5/4/2010 9:17:36 AM

Lucilius

And this is why you're scrubbing toilets down at the bus station, instead of having authority over anything.

5/4/2010 9:18:53 AM

Dantehman

Wait what's that I hear in the distance... is that the ravings of a deranged lunatic's fantasy. I guess kill unto others as they kill unto you is his motto in life.

Hahah it's both FSTDT and RSTDT.

5/4/2010 9:20:41 AM

aaa

The moment you touch mecca or medina, you will earn the hatred of several billion people. Your enemies just won't kill you. They will make you wish a fast death. Your allies will forever scorn you for being a brutal dictator.

You disgust me and i wish you a very unpleasant life.

5/4/2010 9:21:47 AM

Necromonger

Please...
DIAF

5/4/2010 9:22:49 AM

GigaGuess

Yes, and that will totally not turn every single Muslim against you in the world, earn you the wrath of the extremists, and scorn of the moderates, cost you most of your alliances, and ensure you the title you seem to revile so.

TERRORIST.

5/4/2010 9:28:24 AM

Tyler

How very terrorist-like of you.

5/4/2010 9:30:11 AM

Mudak

And this, children, is our first lesson in "how to create more terrorists."

5/4/2010 9:39:34 AM

TGRwulf

Yeeeasaaaah, lets fight terrorism with terrorism. Is it just me or do fundies like this seem dead set on sparking WWIII?

5/4/2010 9:43:15 AM

Sasha

Fanatics fighting fanatics. I'm sure this will end well.

5/4/2010 9:54:48 AM

Jon

Free Conservatives = Internet Tough Guy Forum

5/4/2010 9:57:21 AM

MooMoo4U

This one's a thinker.

5/4/2010 9:58:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, I'm sure that will work perfectly. And then you can deal with condemnation from the UN and the rest of the world for your military aggression and all the Muslims who want to kill you and your kind to seek revenge for all the people you killed. Then you can also deal with the wrath of all the Americans who have to pay $7.00 a gallon for gas after OPEC stops selling oil to us.

Nothing makes people like you more than killing their friends & family, including women & children.

5/4/2010 10:01:11 AM

I read about the afterlife

Yeah, that won't make the tension between Christianity and Islam worse or anything. How about you do that and see what happens to Jerusalem?

5/4/2010 10:02:22 AM

emau99

Yeah, but that'll only work for the 1-2 seconds.

Which is the exact amount of time that it'll take for them to realize what a murderous hypocritical piece of shit you are.

Then they'll rip you to shreds.

See, what you're proposing is TERRORISM. You want to punish ALL Muslims, not just the extremists.

5/4/2010 10:09:09 AM

caustic gnostic

That's not terrorism, that's "Shock and Awe".

5/4/2010 10:31:39 AM

Papabear

After one bombs an entire city, one has no right to call anyone else a murderous bastard.

5/4/2010 10:49:06 AM

Almafeta

Because he doesn't advocate killing all muslims, he's on the far left of that site.

5/4/2010 10:50:17 AM

Musicalbookworm

What makes you think YOU are not a terrorist.

5/4/2010 10:53:05 AM

DOS etAl.

You cant negotiate wih sick irrational people like muslims. Their religon has violence built into it, other religions violence is a result of idiots who interpret things wrong, but islam actually demands violence. Theres only 2 ways to deal with them. Defeate them, or surrender and givin into their demands. Nothing else.

5/4/2010 10:54:01 AM

Horsefeathers

I hope you didn't use this as an essay on your application for the position of Diplomat.

5/4/2010 10:58:00 AM

freako104

That would not end it. If anything they would justify further terrorist attacks on us. And you'd be a terrorist as well

5/4/2010 11:01:52 AM

John

Gee, that's how we solved problems on the sixth grade playground ... think it'll work on grownups?

5/4/2010 11:05:26 AM
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