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There is no tree, there is no cup, you don't bend the spoon-you bend your mind, and sure GOD can create a rock even GOD can't lift and GOD can also lift that same rock. Nothing is impossible. All things are possible with GOD.

Theresa B, Someplace Somewhere 21 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Robbie

Stay with me.

Logically impossible means that the two situations CANNOT exist simultaneously: if He can create a rock that He cannot lift, but also be able to lift it, then he did not create a rock that He cannot lift.

It's not really all that difficult.

7/29/2007 2:42:00 PM

Viva

Logic is not really your thing is it?

7/29/2007 2:53:43 PM

Lamb of the Invisble pink unicorn

Logic motherfucker, do you have it?

7/29/2007 3:50:27 PM

...

Anyone think that last part sounds like an advert for some cheap sporting clothes...

7/29/2007 4:08:50 PM

Freboy

Sounds like the philosophical classic "all we know is that we know nothing".

7/29/2007 4:21:02 PM

Sideshow Bob

Neo's changed his gender and taken up internet preaching. :D

7/29/2007 4:23:22 PM

Frank

can he drive out people with iron chariots?

7/31/2007 12:50:21 PM

skyotter

i may get flamed for this, but i can't disapprove of Theresa's logic

it's like a Schrodinger's Cat thing -- God both can and cannot lift the rock

sure, it's a "logical impossibility" (or at least counter-intuitive), but so is an infinite/omnipotent/omniscient God

at least the "yes AND no" answer is consistent (just not self-consistent, heh)

7/31/2007 2:25:19 PM

Jim

Quantum mechanics sorta doesn't have the God factor.

If God, then no QM.

Thus...

7/31/2007 2:27:11 PM

Raewyn

I... I need to lie down. My brain hurts.

7/31/2007 5:42:58 PM

Someone

Logic. Logic Logic Logic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic

8/1/2007 7:38:17 AM

Guy

Well... it's a fair enough response to those who say god is not omnipotent if he can't perform a paradoxical feat. The only solution is to say that God is beyond logic.

8/3/2007 12:03:21 PM

agentCDE

So gods are outside of logic. What else is new?

8/3/2007 2:30:28 PM

Tormentor of Religion

Been said before, on this very comment section, in other words, but, here goes...
LOGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Now please go fuck yourself with a red-hot iron, that way you will never have kids to carry on your stupidity.

3/29/2009 9:22:25 AM

WMDKitty

Um... wha...?

3/29/2009 9:34:38 AM

smartz

What's this? A rock that God can and cannot lift? This is the most insane thing I have read a fundamentalist say yet.

Key word: Yet.

3/29/2009 9:51:24 AM

Godbuster

If god is outside logic then he should have no bearing on our day to day lives, because how can we rely on something that must be random, as it's outside of the bounds of logic.

1/6/2010 7:05:37 PM

Nowonmai

So, for your next step in illogic, you will try to divide yourself by Zero?

1/6/2010 7:12:40 PM

Hell orBust

morpheus was my favorite character from the matrix too, but i dont think being incredibly badass makes you god.... or maybe it does, gods actions scream of despotism.

2/10/2012 9:56:05 AM

Justanotheratheist

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that is?

No, clearly not.

2/10/2012 9:58:23 AM

Hairysteed

Doublethink

You has it!

4/16/2012 1:47:57 PM
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