Evolution Encourages Homosexuality
—Homosexuality is a Cruel Deception,
and you should not worry about possibly being a homosexual, because there is no such thing--homosexuality is an evil supernatural trick! The key is to fight it, and the sooner the better. I still sometimes get supernatural "urges" towards perversions or homosexuality, but by immediately rejecting "it" (both physically and mentally), "it" goes away.
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It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings* Strong thoughts and sensations would get things started, but I was not the cause--no pornography used. Somebody had control of me! (I did meet up with some visible demonic types, but those encounters, although weird, were not of a homosexual nature).
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"It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings. Strong thoughts and sensations would get things started, but I was not the cause--no pornography used"
Whatever. Everyone can tell you were just beating off to the Yaoi collection on your computer.
"(I did meet up with some visible demonic types, but those encounters, although weird, were not of a homosexual nature)."
Just come out of the closet already. You're not kidding anyone.
You have homoerotic fantasies and, instead of accepting your natural orientation as homo- (or bi-)sexual, you blame it on demons. Nobody was "controlling" you, and there are no "demons" except in your own twisted mind. Oh... and you might want to lay off the peyote, there, "Herb".
My little girl is definitely not a lesbian. Now, at the age of 14, she has given us a beautiful grandchild! It's her second, and we couldn't be more proud of her for not being a lezbo! She will resume full custody of her lovely children when she's released from rehab next year! Parents need to make sure they put the fear of gay in their kids before the children reach puberty. Our well-adjusted daughter is living proof of the power of christ!
Funny, cos I've always thinked that Homosexuality will be eliminated in the process of evolution as gay human can't procreate and keep the 'gay gene' going. Then again, homosexuality might not have anything to do with genetics at all.
Herb, sorry to break it to you, but you're a moron.
There is no such thing as the gay.
That is not my penis in this mans ass, lies, the demons are lying to you.
No, it doesn't go away. I don't know why you fundies keep trying to lie, I can tell when you're lying. You're simply in denial. "Being gay is against JESUS! My family and preacher say it's wrong! I certainly ain't no faggot!", and you pretend that by ignoring it, it'll go away.
It won't go away. Repressing it is just going to make you go crazy. Just accept who you are, damn what anyone else tells you, and you'll be much happier, I guarantee it.
On the other hand, however, it looks like you're already crazy, judging by the supernatural people/beings comment. So it might be too late, I suppose.
So how do we get other members of the animal kingdom to fight it? Convert them?
"It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings* "
What, you mean fantasies? Or were you just high/hallucinating? Or just masturbating?
"but I was not the cause--no pornography used."
I don't need porn to get aroused. In fact, most people can do it by fantasizing.
"Evolution Encourages Homosexuality "
"No one has to be a homosexual, becauseHomosexuality is a Cruel Deception,"
"homosexuality is an evil supernatural trick"
"I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings[...]
First off, urges are not supernatural, they're controlled by chemicals. Second, there's a website called Ministering Deliverance where all your tales of "perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings" would fit right in with the rest of the smutty Christian fan fiction there. There was even a man who was "spent" after a randy encounter with Leviathan.
Next time Herb, how about typing your rants BEFORE you trip out on acid.....
And on a side note, I sure do hope it was acid. If you said this while "normal" then you are in need of help.
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And that made just about as much sense as you.
"Strong thoughts and sensations would get things started, but I was not the cause"
Then who the fuck had those thoughts and sensations?
And why on earth would spirits need genitals of either sort anyway? Only bodies need naughty bits, so they can genetically combine to produce new bodies.
In summary, Herb, you are what most people refer to as a "non-practicing homosexual." You're gay, you just don't have teh buttsecks.
"Evolution Encourages Homosexuality"
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In that case, we wouldn't have reached the Neanderthal stage. And thus Homo Sapiens wouldn't exist.
I am a Homo Sapiens. I acknowledge that I evolved from the common ape ancestor; my DNA proves this after all.
I'm straight.
Your call Herb, you closet knob-jockey. However, there is evidence that Right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity encourages homosexuality...:
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Again, your call, Herb.
"It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings. Strong thoughts and sensations would get things started, but I was not the cause--no pornography used"
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I have good news and bad news for you, Herb....
The good news: you're gay.
The bad news: you're batshit crazy. Seek psychiatric help immediately.
It wasn't long before I fell into about three months of doing perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings...
The whole post is hilarious, but that line there is just pure gold.
Homosexual spirit- Herb, I am your father.
Herb- Not if I have anything to say about it! On guard! *grabs light saber*...
@JSS
"Herb- Not if I have anything to say about it! On guard! *grabs light saber*..."
Unless Herb had ultra-powerful Jedi levitation powers, superior to those of even Yoda himself, I doubt he'd be able to retrieve his lightsabre from way down the central shaft of Cloud City - previously lost when his father had cut off his hand about a minute before - and before that revelation. ;)
/pedantic nerd
perverse, homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings*
Isn't that spectrophilia? Damn, no wonder you're frustrated.
Didn't Ted haggard recently go "gay" with a homosexual prostitute ? Why does this happen , why do Christian people do this somtimes after saying they're not gay and being gay is wrong ?
I have a theory , if you don't believe being gay actually exists in nature and instead believe it to be a lifestyle choice and a sinful choice then , the reasoning goes like this if its just a choice then we are all free to choose to go gay when we feel like it .
These people are have " being gay is wrong " badges into their heads so much that they actually become obsessed with it and in moments of "weakness" they make a gay choice or have gay thoughts ,even though they aren't actually gay , its like fuck I want to sin today because I'm mad at my faith or some dumb Shit next thing you know your having homosexual daydreams or your dicks in a gay prostitute .
This would never happen to a atheist or rationalist because we believe that a person is born gay , you don't become gay one day because a gay guy hit on you at 7-11
Herb my friend, you have got a serious rump-ranger problem. "Perverse,homosexual acts with invisible, supernatural people/beings." If you're thinking about homosexual acts whether with invisible or visible people it means you're gay or at least bisexual. That old bromide that "no one is 100% straight or 100% gay; that we're all somewhere on a sexual orientation continuum" are nonsense. I have never once thought about homosexual acts, even with invisible people. I'm 100% straight and I suspect the bulk of us are 100% something.
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