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Stock Market down -106 points... YES GOD'S HAMMER IS FIXING TO FALL BIG TIME so be ready.

kim2605, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Jordan666

What the hell.

When something bad happens, they all claim that he is coming...

5/29/2008 12:52:32 PM

rudq

Cool! A Thor Worshiper!!!

5/29/2008 10:10:00 PM

Canadiest

black friday, dickwad?

Things have been worse

Were's your God now?

5/30/2008 1:35:15 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Party Down Fuckers!

5/30/2008 1:37:21 AM

F

You can't touch this!

5/30/2008 1:52:53 AM

Stardrake

Bang Bang Yahweh's sacred hammer
Came down on his head
Bang bang Yahweh's sacred hammer
Made sure that he was dead.....

5/30/2008 2:17:46 AM

apYrs

four years and counting

5/30/2008 6:49:10 AM

draco_nite

Most epic quote evar?

2/12/2009 5:27:11 PM

Mr. Creazil

[insert dick joke here]

2/12/2009 6:10:01 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It's 2011 Archimedes.

2/15/2011 4:57:31 AM

Anon2

I analyzed a little bit the numerous stock market crashes of the last decades.

Nearly every time when the stock market fell sharply, and weirdos started to yell "The End of the World is NEAR!!!", usually stocks could be bought very cheaply, and huge profits were to be made in the next time.

People like "kim2605" are among the most reliable indicators for market bottoms. The Dow Jones went from 10000 points in May 2004 to 14000 points in July 2007.

I wouldn't wonder should "kim2605" have bought stocks massively in 2007 ... the irrational behaviour of these emotional weirdos is also a very good indicator for market tops. Fear and Greed. It's always the same at the stock markets, since centuries.

2/15/2011 5:52:59 AM

Swede

God must be having a hell of a muscular pain in his arms by now...

2/15/2011 6:22:08 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Further evidence that what the fundamentalist crowd really worships is money.

2/15/2011 8:41:04 AM

Justanotheratheist

Like it did at the onset of the Great Depression?

2/16/2011 2:06:55 AM



If you want a field of study to fuck up with goddidit explanations, please keep out of economics. Or medicine, physics, astronomy, or anything that matters really. Please.

7/8/2011 8:31:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Thor is doing well in the Tour de France.

7/20/2011 1:34:47 PM

Dr. Shrinker

You mean the god of RR has a grudge against people with money? Boy, some of you are going to have to do some serious back tracking to accommodate that notion.

7/20/2011 3:05:55 PM

Often Partisan

LOL
So when those economists were studying teh boom and bust cycle that was really god, rather than say, you know it being teh way that Capitalist economics works?

7/8/2012 4:45:26 AM
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