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The day [of the Rapture?] is coming....... Probably much closer than anyone wants to think about. I'm thinking sometime in June maybe?

tenor, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Marlowe

Oops.

2/2/2008 6:46:17 AM



Note that he didn't specify a year...

2/2/2008 6:59:35 AM

Zane

But everyone would miss my birthday party...

2/2/2008 7:58:20 AM

Freboy

There should be a separate section for predictions as to the date of the Rapture.

When fundies go overdue... free for all...

2/2/2008 9:55:00 AM

apYrs

dated 2004.

One disappointed fundie.

However, he could still off himself and leave the world a better place

2/2/2008 10:01:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Sure . . . uh, June of what century?

2/2/2008 12:11:00 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Can we have a tickbox to include a date countdown for all posts that contain a prophecy with a specific date?

2/2/2008 12:31:31 PM

anonymous

@ Brain in a jar,

That would be one awesome thing to have arround here.

2/2/2008 1:57:12 PM

Man Called True

Let's see... '04, '05, '06, '07... Wow. Four Junes and counting and still no assumption of the saved.

Epic fail.

2/2/2008 2:10:24 PM

Green

BWAHAHA! Artard!

2/2/2008 5:13:02 PM

Quantum Mechanic

no

2/2/2008 5:18:42 PM

Max

Really? I'd say... mid-july, early august?
:P

5/8/2008 6:00:35 AM

Tempus

In the prophecy biz, we call this the gross prophet margin.

5/8/2008 10:43:18 AM

Brandy Bogard

...You were saying?

3/17/2011 5:15:29 PM

David F Mayer

June? What year? Surely NOT 2004.

3/17/2011 5:23:29 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I don't know which June it might ever be in, but I know what time it'll happen; 2 O'Clock in the afternoon.

It will have to be 2 p.m. someplace.



Right now it's Beer:30 someplace.
Oh, yeah - here!
See ya later.

3/17/2011 5:42:43 PM

TWoozl

You're seven years late. Any June now...

3/17/2011 9:32:51 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Have a century in mind?
A millennium?


If you ever read the fucking babble you'd know he didn't show up when he supposedly said he would.

It's a forgery anyway;Like a second century blogosphere.

8/10/2011 6:52:34 PM

GigaGuess

And here we are. August.

2011.

Still "soon?"

8/10/2011 9:30:56 PM
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