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#1159705
Doubting Thomas
Hey, babies are tasty. And the meat is very tender.
Fucking idiot. I have jokingly said that Christians believe that atheists eat babies, but this dumbass just reinforces the idea.
And the only struggle I had when I was losing my religious beliefs was trying to come up with good reasons to keep them.
5/21/2010 11:17:19 AM
#1159709
Tiado
What is it with fundies and their ability to dream up the most depraved fantasies?
I'm not sure if it's just me just waking up for the day, but it seems like this fundie is likening being an Atheist with child cannibalism.
5/21/2010 11:24:53 AM
#1159710
Cy
"An atheist may still be moral and say murder and rape are wrong: but when asked why, they will not have a final reason or authority to which they can appeal."
This is usually the point in a discussion where I give up on having a rational conversation and instead put on my most serious face possible and claim the Doctor as the source of all moral authority.
5/21/2010 11:25:30 AM
#1159712
Atheism=small child killing
What. The. Fuck.
If people had no God, they would still be moral. Why? Because they don't need a magic sky daddy to think from other people's point of view. Why do you think so?
5/21/2010 11:27:55 AM
#1159713
feralboy12
That's one seriously elaborate fantasy there. I'm impressed. Also a little creeped out.
5/21/2010 11:28:48 AM
#1159715
TGRwulf
Fuck you with a hot fire poker. You are one fucking sick fuck.
5/21/2010 11:33:48 AM
#1159717
Corwin
*sigh* It's actually very easy to have an "absolute morality" without a deity. Simple. We're a social species. Our goals are to create stable, long-lasting societies. You can't have a stable society if a subset of your society is given free reign to attack and eat children.
5/21/2010 11:35:23 AM
#1159722
I read about the afterlife
"An atheist may still be moral and say murder and rape are wrong: but when asked why, they will not have a final reason or authority to which they can appeal."
Oh too easy. From the evolutionary standpoint that our goal ought to be to prolong our species -- murder is clearly wrong, as is rape. We are social animals. We need a system that is based on trust and well-being in order to sustain our species. If murder and rape were moral -- our species would die out.
EDIT: Damn, Corwin beat me too it.
5/21/2010 11:42:17 AM
#1159725
Reckoner
Let's just say, you know for a fact that eating children is wrong...
*facepalm* When you start a paragraph out like that I know whatever follows will be mind-numbingly inane.
5/21/2010 11:54:36 AM
#1159726
Alleyprowler
I wonder if this guy thinks that empathy, a sense of justice, and a sense of fairness are moral foundations created by SATAN(tm)?
5/21/2010 11:58:24 AM
#1159727
Mudak
You give no rational argument that it should be wrong to eat children, other than 'most people' agree that it's wrong. I think you need to back up and weigh the pros and cons of this activity.
Now do the same with atheism.
See the difference?
5/21/2010 12:02:07 PM
#1159728
It's clear that you aren't bright enough to understand what atheists are saying about their struggles to let go of a long-held belief system which they have come to believe is untrue (as opposed to your scenario of their trying to come to grips with embracing something they know is morally wrong), so you really should steer clear of trying to come up with stupid analogies which totally miss the point.
5/21/2010 12:03:25 PM
#1159731
Here I thought it would turn into an anti-gay argument.. would make more sense.. though it'd still be batshit insane.
Anyway, to this guy, it very much should be acceptable if atheists ate their babies! Because according to his beloved Bible nonbelievers will eat their own kids, which means that as long as we don't the Bible is wrong. And THAT is unacceptable.
5/21/2010 12:09:27 PM
#1159734
Dharmabum
This is officially the most fucked up thing I have read. Ever.
5/21/2010 12:12:24 PM
#1159735
Street Sharks
....omfg
5/21/2010 12:14:24 PM
#1159736
shadkat
Look, my friends and I joke all the time that we eat babies, ever since we read A Modest Proposal two years ago.
This, however, is just fucked up. I don't think my belief in a deity has any connections to cannibalism.
5/21/2010 12:17:39 PM
#1159738
"An atheist may still be moral and say murder and rape are wrong: but when asked why, they will not have a final reason or authority to which they can appeal."
Hate to break it to you, but most people who hold religious beliefs don't do so because they can't keep themselves from raping and murdering people without the threat of hellfire hanging over them.
5/21/2010 12:22:34 PM
#1159741
SpacemanSpiff
You are a disgusting human being. Kill yourself.
5/21/2010 12:32:53 PM
#1159743
Huckster Sam
Am I the only one that thinks this has the makings of a good psychological horror piece?
5/21/2010 12:41:32 PM
#1159745
Headache
Since I have never been religious but an atheist from the day I was born, I have never had any struggles in regards to believing in your comic book heroes. Quite the opposite, I always chuckle and sometimes I laugh hysterically when people talk nonsense about their favorite comic book god.
5/21/2010 12:51:09 PM
#1159746
Pule Thamex
Confessions Of An Atheist Monster Part One.
O the heart-rending tales of the never-ending struggle and inner turmoil that one must endure daily as one wrestles with the fierce forces of atheistic power that bludgeon one. And yet, one never completely gives up hope. One day, one may be free of the mighty 'a', one may cease ones atheism and become a partial atheist or, as partial atheists like to refer to themselves as, a theist.
I well remember that day when I started to not believe in God. Even now, I can't repress the awful shudders that involuntarily shake my very spiritual fibre as the memories flood back. It was a fine autumnal day, a bit blustery, other than that, quite warm but breezily invigorating, and I was just half a day old. As I suckled at my mother's breast, a thought came to me, and I said, translating from the babyish, "I know, I'll not believe in God". What I actually said of course, in between sucks of the breast, was, "Goo goo gah gah, gah gah goo goo, gah gah.". Before I knew it, I was not believing in Allah, Zeus, Odin, and thousands of other gods and goddesses as well as the Christian blighter.
And so it was that on that rather humdrum autumn morning at the age of half a day, I became an atheist monster.
I will shortly recount the horrors that followed in part two of my memoirs.
5/21/2010 12:52:04 PM
#1159748
aaa
Top 100 material. Easily. The amount of blood libel and demonization makes the soviet propaganda look tame.
5/21/2010 12:54:08 PM
#1159749
Newhere
Oh, man. Up until the second last paragraph, I honestly thought this was about homosexuality...
It's still retarded, but...
5/21/2010 12:54:32 PM
#1159752
Rumpshaker Slim
Come on! We don't eat kids, we just sacrafice them to satan at our black masses! Duh.
5/21/2010 12:58:20 PM
#1159753
Papabear
So what final reason or authority do YOUR views have? Just because you cite the Bible means nothing. Your feeling that a god wants one thing or another is meaningless until you prove that god exists and prove his/her desires.
My convictions that rape and murder are wrong is based upon logic, empathy and a reasonable knowledge of history.
P.S. Ate a couple of babies this morning. Baby carrots, that is.
5/21/2010 1:04:11 PM
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