I looked at this webpage and found it silly. Its criticisms that have been answered constantly everywhere in creation information.
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I looked at this webpage and found it silly. Its criticisms that have been answered constantly everywhere in creation information. Lets talk about silly: You believing in angels, and demons, and demon possessions..and that mythical books are better than modern science and yet you benefit from modern science even by going online on your computer to talk about how stupid science is. Koalas? bunnys? come on. This is why creationism wins in any fight. Thats your argument? Koalas and Bunnies? Then why do biology departments all teach evolution and shun creationism as junk? It might win in a fight with someone who doesnt understand modern biology, and who already believes in the Bible and stuff.. but it LOST over 100 years ago in biology departments. Darwin DESTROYED special creation in his books. Its smarter and knows its opponents best stuff better then the other side knows our stuff. Smarter? No. Popular amoung the less educated masses? Yes. did you just suggest that the bible spoke of evolution and natural selection and that it know the "other sides"? LMFAO. Another liar for Christ. If the bible was wrong it shouldn't be difficult to show why with modern evidence. It has been shown wrong on several occasions. Darwin himself destroyed almost every single argument for special creation and convinced the biology departments. Claiming victory does not mean you are victorious. I gave the pro-evolution folk here a chance to falsify creationist geology and after a effort they changed subjects. Its always this way. Someones right and someones wrong. One can tell by the conversation who is getting pressed. Yeah, they got sick of you and passed you by is more like it. What an ignorant, lying buffon you are
1.) Your "stuff" is pseudo-scientific bullshit that doesn't stand up to the accepted empirical methods.WRONG Slavery = BAD Incest = BAD Rape = BAD Wholesale slaughter of innocents = VERY VERY BAD
In conclusion: You're still a deluded shit head that couldn't find your own ass with two free hands and a flashlight.
If you knew your stuff you wouldn't constantly regurgitate ridiculous arguments against evolution. Y'know, stuff like that "if humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" argument.
And no, you didn't win. They probably just got tired of explaining things that'd just fall on deaf ears.
Allow me to bring the mathematical proof of "Reductio ad Absurdam" to the table.
Sweetheart, we HAVE shown why it's wrong. There is a surplus of scientific evidence that directly contradicts various claims within in the bible. If you knew all about our 'best stuff', as you claim, you'd realize this.
Robert Byers -- you can never prove something wrong. You have to prove something else right. For instance, I can't prove that unicorns aren't real. I can search high and low for ALL eternity and even if I never find a single ONE -- that doesn't mean they aren't real. It's kind of similar for creationism and your god. That's why YOU have to prove they are real. Because you're the one making the assertion.
You're a stupid troll, Bob.
(NOTE: I realize that once says "troll" the "stupid" is redundant but, it just rolls off the tongue in a very satisfying way.
English, do you speak it?
Scientists saying "it's no use arguing with people who only say 'goddidit' to everything, but fail to explain who created God" does not constitute a win for creationism.
The Bible contradicts itself in many places and is factually wrong in even more.
It's not the task of the scientists to falsify creation geology. It's the proponents who should state claims for falsifiability.
We are still waiting for the creation proponents to produce the draft to an hypothesis.
I hate to tell you this, chump, but the correctness of a theory does not depend on how well its proponents defend it. Unfortunately we have the fossils so we win. Any other qualms can be directed to the complaints department. Thanks for playing.
[closes teller window]
Oh Byers, the same guy who claimed that polar bears got scared white and who had the stunning, groundbreaking revelation that ice is "just frozen water". Ah, that brings back some good memories. With all of the rape apologists, people advocating mass murder, and hateful bile-spewers lately, it's refreshing to see a quote from the always entertaining Robert Byers. And you have to say this much: he IS entertaining! And far more creative than the average fundie too.
Indeed. I've got absolute proof that God created grass, which scientists can avail themselves of quite easily. Just get the Bible and go to Genesis, Chapter 1, verse 11 and it says:-
1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
What more proof do you want of the superiority of the Bible's value as a reliable source of knowledge and sophisticated evidence? It should be easy enough to do the experiment yourself. Just find a planet that's freshly made by God and pray for Him to grow grass on it. When it does grow grass on it, you'll have proven the fantastic power of the Bible to answer everyday scientific questions.
> I looked at this webpage and found it silly. Its criticisms that have been answered constantly everywhere in creation information.
The funny thing is, I could copy-paste these two lines again and again and again, and it'd always show how this debate goes.
Allow me to demonstrate:
> I looked at this webpage and found it silly. Its criticisms that have been answered constantly everywhere in creation information.
See? This is exactly how this debate usually goes!
"If the bible was wrong it shouldn't be difficult to show why with modern evidence. "
NEED I GO ON???!!! >:(
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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