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You shouldnt believe those [apocryphal] stories. They arent in the Bible because God didnt wish them to be there. Maybee cos they arent true and they are made up! The stories were made up after Jesus died by people who liked to make up legends. Have you heared the one of Jesus when he was a child, how he made birds come to life out of dirt...riduculus!

Danny65, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

Have you heard the one where God made man out of dirt... ridiculous!

5/15/2006 4:07:23 PM

David D.G.

Right, that's utterly absurd, unlike talking snakes, talking donkeys, people being transformed instantaneously into salt, a sea being parted and then closed up again, walking on water, and turning water into wine. A tale about making birds come to life from dirt is obviously nothing but a silly fairy tale, not meant to be taken literally or even seriously.

EDIT: How the heck does this get such a low rating? As of this writing, there are 11 votes, yet this gem has a rating of only 2.64. Methinks some lurkers are trying to bring down the average a bit.


~David D.G.

5/15/2006 5:18:02 PM

Matilde

Maybe not, but he didn´t live 15 years doing nothing and being nothing.

9/7/2006 2:51:12 PM

M

Dude, the Bible was compiled by the Council of Nicaea under the orders of the Roman Emperor. It was pretty much assembled by vote, and all the badass stuff got left out.

8/11/2011 1:55:16 AM

Anon2

You shouldn't believe those stories. The Bible is religious fiction and should not be taken literally, because they are made up. These stories were made up and edited a countless times by people according to their personal opinion and agenda.

Have you heard those stories of Jesus that he was born by a virgin mother, turned water into wine, fed thousands with just a few fish and bread, walked on the Sea of Galilee, became alive again after being dead for three days, ascended to heaven and allegedly will come again? Ridiculous!

Fixed.

8/11/2011 2:15:05 AM

Dr. Shrinker

This may shock you Danny, but ALL of the gospels were written after Jesus died.

8/11/2011 5:50:07 AM

N. De Plume

An aspect of God creating life from dirt? Ridiculous! Glad that ain’t in da real Bible KJV all da way!

8/11/2011 6:18:35 AM

Apatheist

Because God didn't want them in the bible? Or the early church?

9/29/2011 5:01:13 PM

whatever

"Have you heared the one of Jesus when he was a child, how he made birds come to life out of dirt...riduculus!"

No, it's true! It happened exactly as described! It was written in a book, so it must have done!

12/12/2011 5:59:10 PM
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