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North Korea did not sink that ship, it's Mossad at work again trying to get the WW3 started. They fooled Americans on 9/11. They was behind the perl Harbour events which got America into the 2nd world war. If Americans was not so stupid, they would? have figured it out by now. The same way they promote how the Jews have returned to Zion, when they never came from Palestine but because they don't read anything they think it's true.

maria610421 , YouTube 19 Comments [5/30/2010 2:46:39 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Seriously dude. Stop blaming Mossad for everything.

5/30/2010 2:56:23 AM

Haseen

Perl Harbor was just a small piece of a vast .NETwork of attacks including the ASP that bit Cleopatra, and a Scheme involving a cursed Ruby. Don't think you can sit safely with your cup of Java, because even people like Pascal were involved in this thing.

5/30/2010 4:34:20 AM

NP

Israel as a country did not exist until after WW2. Not that facts have any place in your psychotic rant but please make sure your tinfoil hat is secure.

Also, WW3 will not start because of North Korea. A lot has changed since the 50s. If it comes to war China will not take arms against the US.

5/30/2010 5:40:30 AM



bloody hell, as NP says a non-existant mossad from a then non-existant country caused pearl harbour. Amazing.

5/30/2010 5:43:48 AM

jsonitsac

#1. The Mossad is nothing more than the intelligence arm of the state of Israel.
#2. The modern state of Israel was founded in 1948, the Pearl Harbor Attack happened in 1941.
#3. North and South Korea are still technically at war.

Hence, the most logical suspect in the sinking of the Korean ship was the North.

5/30/2010 7:38:37 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

lolwut?

5/30/2010 8:37:16 AM

aaa

This is wrong in many levels. Obviously, this all has been done by the illuminati!

5/30/2010 8:58:11 AM

fmitchell

Ah, yes, Mossad's well known Time Tunnel project. Or do they have TARDISes now? I've lost track.

5/30/2010 9:50:21 AM



Yeah, Mossad organised the Crusades, too.

5/30/2010 10:01:58 AM

James

@Haseen

I think your theory is a little BASIC. But I guess we will have to wait and C.

5/30/2010 10:21:52 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Pfft. Don't you sheeple see? Mossad WANT you to believe the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack preceded the 1948 foundation of the state of Israel...the Gregorian calendar is part of their conspiracy!!!1

5/30/2010 10:58:03 AM

Kamism

Ahhh can't stop laughing at blaming a organzation for something when their home country didn't even exist at the time.

LMFAO.

5/30/2010 1:21:29 PM

JonnyTruant

um... Israel as a state didn't exist prior to WWII. There was no Mossad, there was not an Israeli government, and they had no spy agency.

5/30/2010 6:50:20 PM



...and of course, Israel was also behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, as well as the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

5/31/2010 7:49:22 AM



And the Mossad has spent FORTUNES in surgery, to fool people to believe that they're Arabic and Asian, eh?

5/31/2010 8:57:56 AM



The Mossad has a time maschine or what?. Because Pearl Harbor happened in 1941 and Israel, let alone the Mossad, was funded in 1948

5/31/2010 8:59:31 AM

Dr. Razark

Fools!

There was no attack on Pearl Harbor! It was all faked on a sound stage! The same sound stage the Mossad later used to fake the Munich killings so they would have an excuse to take out the Palestinians who had found out that the entire Second World War was a Zionist plot to give the Germans a lot of bad press to even things out for the anti-Semitism spread by the evil Martin Luther.

Of course the Israelies were pissed at Martin Luther for starting the whole Reformation thing. As everyone knows, the Mossad was secretly controlling the Catholic Church, through their highly placed agent, codenamed "The Pope". The Reformation loosened the church's, and thereby the Zionist imperial system's, hold over Europe.

The loss of control was a threat to the Mossad, because if anyone found out that the Mossad was actually an offshoot of the Templar Knights, we would be able to locate their greatest treasure, the Holy Grail. The Holy Grail, of course, is not a cup used by Jesus, as is commonly believed, but is actually the key to the spaceship that the reptilian overlords of the Templar order used to come to earth from their homeworld.

The spaceship is cleverly disguised as the Ark of the Covenant, and is guarded by Harrison Ford at a secret government location at Area 51, the site of the secret sound stage that was also used by NASA to fake the return from the Moon landings.

The landings were, in fact, real. The liftoff and return to earth from the moon were faked. That was cover for the secret moon base that the North Koreans were building to test their new laser, the test firing of which sank the South Korean ship. Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin issued a recent press release, saying that unless their demands are met, they will continue their reign of ship-sinking terror; a list that includes not only the South Korean ship, but the Titanic, the Lusitania, and everything that's ever gone missing in the Bermuda Triangle.




5/31/2010 6:54:30 PM

Frogflayer

@Haseen & @James

Not that I'm an Oracle but I have been given cause to believe that there is a secret cobol behind everything.

6/1/2010 10:10:04 PM

Anon

The link doesn't work.

Also, this is clearly a troll. ED started the "JEWS DID WTC" meme. Very few conspiracy theorists actually believe that.

5/10/2011 11:58:07 PM
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