Fools!
There was no attack on Pearl Harbor! It was all faked on a sound stage! The same sound stage the Mossad later used to fake the Munich killings so they would have an excuse to take out the Palestinians who had found out that the entire Second World War was a Zionist plot to give the Germans a lot of bad press to even things out for the anti-Semitism spread by the evil Martin Luther.
Of course the Israelies were pissed at Martin Luther for starting the whole Reformation thing. As everyone knows, the Mossad was secretly controlling the Catholic Church, through their highly placed agent, codenamed "The Pope". The Reformation loosened the church's, and thereby the Zionist imperial system's, hold over Europe.
The loss of control was a threat to the Mossad, because if anyone found out that the Mossad was actually an offshoot of the Templar Knights, we would be able to locate their greatest treasure, the Holy Grail. The Holy Grail, of course, is not a cup used by Jesus, as is commonly believed, but is actually the key to the spaceship that the reptilian overlords of the Templar order used to come to earth from their homeworld.
The spaceship is cleverly disguised as the Ark of the Covenant, and is guarded by Harrison Ford at a secret government location at Area 51, the site of the secret sound stage that was also used by NASA to fake the return from the Moon landings.
The landings were, in fact, real. The liftoff and return to earth from the moon were faked. That was cover for the secret moon base that the North Koreans were building to test their new laser, the test firing of which sank the South Korean ship. Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin issued a recent press release, saying that unless their demands are met, they will continue their reign of ship-sinking terror; a list that includes not only the South Korean ship, but the Titanic, the Lusitania, and everything that's ever gone missing in the Bermuda Triangle.