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I'm not sure how to explain this, but I work in a casino, and had a demon show himself to me through players at my table on 3 separate occassions. It's like, for a split second, I'd glace at them, and there would be the demon, glaring right at me with a twisted, evil look. Then, when I'd look back, the player's face would be back to normal - joking, laughing, smiling, etc.

MercifullySaved, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Gadren

I can explain it -- you're insane.

11/28/2005 12:53:53 AM

Darth Wang

Or drunk

11/28/2005 4:01:12 AM

Zankou

Hallucinating.

1/24/2008 5:12:46 PM

TerriblyAmused

On some really bad drugs.

1/24/2008 5:13:25 PM

Katsuro

Anyone else seriously concerned that this guy is going to murder a bunch of people soon?

1/24/2008 6:08:15 PM

El Guapo

High-end casinos add extra oxygen to the air (or so I have been told by unreliable sources). This gives people the extra pep they need to completely gamble away their life savings. Maybe MercifullySaved is experiencing side-effects of working in a high-oxygen atmosphere.

1/24/2008 6:09:10 PM

Kat

I thought working at a casino was a sin because it encourages gambling..... *confused*

1/24/2008 6:18:15 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Playing cards! Teh debbil! Oh noetry!!!1

1/24/2008 7:24:18 PM

Lady Death

Hallucinations are not good.

3/10/2008 4:08:04 AM

DinDC

Probably just examples of bad hairpieces sliding around during forceful rolls of the dice.

Either that, or "MercifullySaved" is a fuckin' lunatic.

3/10/2008 7:45:19 AM

Princess Rot

The customers had a thing called a sense of humour. They could smell your fundie-ism and decided to fuck with your head. Anyway, whats a good Xian like you doing working in a casino? Isn't betting an abomination, or something else that gets up your god's omnipresent nose?

3/10/2008 10:52:21 PM



wow. its obvious you're loosing your mind.

6/7/2008 9:17:52 AM

piove

Actually, it was me.
I was fucked off at losing, but then relaxed again..

4/11/2009 7:40:53 PM

Table Rock

It means they're holding at least a king-high straight.

4/11/2009 8:23:03 PM

Natalie

Lay off the sauce.

4/12/2009 8:43:46 AM

Rumpleforeskin

Schizooo!!

2/26/2010 4:35:48 AM
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