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Yes, I have physically seen demons, and had them in my room. I also have seen miracles happen, such as one of our members @ synogogue had OD'd on his Sinus medication (without knowing that's what it was) and had a terrible headache. There were three nurses there at Midrash (investigative Biblestudy) that day, and we all stopped what we were doing, laid hands on him and prayed. He could have EASILY had a heart attack, but because of our prayer, within 10 minutes, his symptoms (high BP, red face & neck, Shakiness, Blurry Vision and headache) were all gone!!

antsinmypants, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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√ėyvind

The Bible says nothing about calling 911.

:p

2/9/2007 10:00:06 PM

JaredM

Idiotic, apocryphal stories like this come out of Rapture Ready all the time. Those people are the most \"fundie\" of fundamentalists, so I can't say I'm surprised. But I don't believe a word of it.

2/9/2007 11:57:30 PM

Darwin

3 words; Lu Na Tic

2/10/2007 2:25:40 AM

Beccs

And what would have happened if he had died?

it would have been god's will and he had another purpose for this guy?

2/10/2007 5:59:59 AM

cyborgtroy

"had them in my room"

whoa.

1/10/2008 7:00:19 AM

Brian X

Hm, a Jew for Jesus. Not something you see every day.

1/10/2008 7:09:34 AM

Viva

Would you please document this.

1/10/2008 7:30:27 AM

Crimson Lizard

And we're supposed to take your word for it?

8/14/2009 11:21:43 PM

MIck

Can you overdose on sinus medication? - recovered in 10 minutes? Maybe they just hit the Sinex too hard and got a head rush.

As for the three nurses present. Please tell us which hospital they work in so we can avoid it. If I'm in a car crash give me medical intervention over prayer any day.

8/15/2009 4:10:44 AM

Fishape

He could have had a heart attack.. And he didn't!! Miracle. No other explanation.

12/21/2011 11:31:45 AM



wow, I want nurses just like that next time I am in the hospital ! < sarcasm if you missed it

Did you serve tea and scones with cream or little cucumber sandwiches to the Demons ? cookies ?

were the Demons there at night to ravish you for hours ?

12/25/2011 11:02:17 AM

Canadiest

Guess what I just did. I googled "dies in church". Loads of results without even adding "Earthquake" or "Katrina". Lot of praying would have happened in every case yet death still occurs.

You have no magic! Give me an Atheist nurse who uses her medical training over a hundred people praying for me.

12/26/2011 8:13:14 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!

Demon: *standing over bed* Hey, how you doin'?

antsinmypants: Good.

Demon: Good. *continues staring*

7/24/2013 5:12:31 PM



come on, this is a troll, surely?

7/24/2013 5:17:33 PM



Post-hoc fallacy
Placebo effect
Confirmation bias

Same reasons we have all kinds of woo like homeopathy, energy healing, magnetic bracelets, you name it.

7/24/2013 5:56:30 PM
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