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#1163961
Xotan
The stupid in this is beyond my capaicty to take in. A horse is simply not capable of flight, whether winged or not. Physics don't allow it. Weight vs Muscle capacity!
6/2/2010 3:52:08 PM
#1163962
Jedi Knight
It may have escaped your notice, but mammals with actual wings have four limbs, not six.
6/2/2010 3:53:30 PM
#1163964
Nihlum
Those are 'fully functional' wings? Good grief you failed aerodynamics.
6/2/2010 3:53:47 PM
#1163967
I read about the afterlife
This is absolute fail.
6/2/2010 3:54:42 PM
#1163969
Zeus Almighty
What would really impress me is if fundies ever were able to develop functional brains.
6/2/2010 3:56:47 PM
#1163970
Smilodon
Oh my god...
6/2/2010 4:01:21 PM
#1163971
Holy crap, there are 25 exhibits, each as bananas (and boringly unoriginal) as the next.
I recommend checking it out though, its a hoot, in that depressing way Creationists are.
6/2/2010 4:05:04 PM
#1163972
Blasphemina
Those wings won't lift that horse, and won't do anything to give it a stronger chance at surviving and passing on its genes. FAIL.
6/2/2010 4:06:30 PM
#1163973
JT
I've seen some crazy things on this site. This ranks pretty high! i have no other words to describe the sheer stupidity of this chart.
6/2/2010 4:07:32 PM
#1163977
Pule Thamex
It's as though a veil has been lifted from my eyes and I can see clearly for the first time. Wow! Awe inspiring. It's the proof of an invisible God that I've always known I needed. Now, at last, I'm free to express my true Biblical nature. My dear fellow fundies, what group do you recommend that I start to persecute? I'm feeling that God so loves me and I need to burn someone alive to express my true love for the supreme invisible torturer. Please don't anybody disagree with me or mock me, as I haven't yet learned how to react as a man who is persecuted for his beliefs. I'm sure it won't take me long to get up to speed though.
Should I change my political stance? I'm currently a moderate. Is that OK? Also, my understanding of the meaning of words is, whilst not perfect, at least not too bad. Do I need to look at this? If so, how do I uneducate myself? Looking at the lovely picture of horsies, some with wings, I feel as though I have such a long and difficult road to travel in order to measure up to such lofty Biblical ideals.
6/2/2010 4:10:48 PM
#1163978
John
So if a horse would be better off with wings, why wouldn't God give them to him? Evolution says winged horses would be unlikely, because the earliest quadrupeds had only four limbs, and evolution can only work with what already exists. But God supposedly can do anything, so He could give them all the wings He wanted.
Congratulations. You've just offered yet another piece of evidence for evolution. PS, you can't disprove evolution by asking why it didn't do X, because the same question could be asked about God. People have known this for over a century. Study the question first, then you won't offer stupid arguments that have already been answered years ago.
6/2/2010 4:13:01 PM
#1163979
Tyler
EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!!
6/2/2010 4:14:00 PM
#1163982
BobsOldSocks
A horse with wings would *disprove* the ToE. The saddest thing is, you'll never understand why.
6/2/2010 4:21:36 PM
#1163983
Brenz
I submit this image as an example of the horsefeathers developing in segment B.
6/2/2010 4:24:49 PM
#1163984
Dale
I see, a one thousand pound animal with wings of a goose.
Fully functional? Try again, asswipe.
6/2/2010 4:26:46 PM
#1163986
Doctor Whom
The following is a fictional example of a series of transitional forms that would prove the Bible. Frame A is a Biblically correct four-legged insect. Frame E is an insect that has microevolved a fully functional third pair of legs. In between are examples of what would have to have happened in only a few millennia between the (supposed) time of Moses and now.
6/2/2010 4:35:50 PM
#1163988
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Actually, those wings are hardly functional - they're way too small to support a horse's weight.
6/2/2010 4:40:06 PM
#1163990
Old Viking
The horse would have to flap like a sonuvabitch.
6/2/2010 4:40:59 PM
#1163991
Hades
Booooooooooring. Kirk Cameron did it better with the crocoduck. If you're going to be this stupid, at least try to squeeze some creativity into it.
6/2/2010 4:45:09 PM
#1163993
Yeah, 'cause this is totally the way wings evolved.
6/2/2010 4:47:56 PM
#1163996
Papabear
Uh, genius, in your example there is no skeletal or muscular support for wings. Proofs that evolution happens are all around. We don't need winged horses to make our case.
If wings would be beneficial to a horse then your God should have given them, if not then there would be no reason for evolution to have developed them.
6/2/2010 4:53:17 PM
#1164000
the old firm
Ouch. My brain broke.
6/2/2010 4:58:30 PM
#1164001
Percy Q. Shunn
Oh, my...
6/2/2010 4:59:48 PM
#1164002
Mrs. Antichrist
Facepalming so hard right now.
6/2/2010 5:00:36 PM
#1164005
Mrs. Antichrist
Oh god, the picture from the next page is even more hilarious:
6/2/2010 5:03:02 PM
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