Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 73600

Religion should be banned and those promoting it should be sent to prison for life without parole.

William T Goodall, BBC News 369 Comments [6/7/2010 5:14:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 228
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 15
Mechtaur

DOS et al, what you think is on an atheists mind and what truly is, they are two seperate things.
This can be seen by what is being said by them.

6/8/2010 7:45:27 PM

LadyJafaria

"Religion" is such a broad, nebulous concept that no legal system on earth would be able to ban it, because 1. you can't control people's thoughts with the law and 2. you can't ban what you can't define. They've had a hard enough time defining and limiting "pornography," which is a significantly narrower concept.

And what would be the definition of "promoting"? Building a church? Wearing a religious symbol? Just mentioning a god in public? You can't write law this way. All you can do is piss off religious people for thinking they're scum and piss off atheists for making them look like scum.

6/8/2010 8:16:53 PM

Brenz

Ah yes, the rare Atheist fundie.

6/8/2010 9:42:46 PM

Brigged

Compassion won't send us to Mars, DviniT.

Of course simply banning religion wouldn't work! It's outlawing needs to be enforced.

We define religion by it's most insidious doctrine; the belief in a supernatural governing entity or entities, which is the most dangerous and destabilizing religious dogma. Bad things happen when people start to think that that little voice in their head should be the one telling everyone what to do.

6/8/2010 9:43:19 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I don't like it any more than you like spanking a misbehaving child, but you do it for the greater good."

You mean like banning trolling douchnozzles for the greater good?

6/8/2010 9:45:51 PM

Brigged

"I DUNT LIEK WUT U SAY SO U A TROLL"

You're posting one stupid sentence. Yeah, really adding to the community. You're the troll.

6/8/2010 9:52:32 PM

Brigger

Why are you all so convinced that it's OK for people to believe in things that are wrong? Where did this idea come from? It's not OK to believe an invisible grimp is talking to your mind, but it is OK to believe an invisible man is talking to your mind? The statements are almost identical!

You believe people should be free to believe in whatever they want. I challenge you to ask yourself why.

6/8/2010 10:05:45 PM

DevilsChaplain

Actually when someone else tried to suggest that religion be banned in this very thread I gave a detailed rebuttal. You on the other hand, have been an antagonistic moron from the start. You sound like a cheap religious parody of a nonbeliever and nothing more. So, I'm calling troll on you, dickwad.

FYI, I've been here far, far longer than you have and already add to numerous discussions so by definition I'm not an Internet troll. I say you might be one of those idiots from love-shy or something...

6/8/2010 10:30:19 PM

dionysus

Hey, who else wants to see Brigged vs. DOS in a fight to the death? It would be fun to watch and considering that they both think violence against those that disagree with them is the only option, they'll enjoy it too, plus, the world would have one less bigot (or two if they both destroy each other, like happens so often in movies). It's a win, win, win situation for everyone! Who says you can't make everyone happy?

6/8/2010 10:41:26 PM

Brigged

"I DUNT LIEK WUT U SAY SO U A TROLL"

Blah blah. And I've been here for years too. You think I formed these ideas overnight? Anyway, let's have a look.

<<You>>

OK, so, U.S Constitution, prohibition, how do you define religion, and you must be a Nazi.

1. Go recite the First Amendment to a Native American.

2. What are they gonna sell on the black market, prayer beads? Scary.

3. If you still seriously don't know what a religion is, then what the hell have you been doing all these years? I hate all that pretentious semantics crap. Everybody knows what a religion is, just stop it.

4. The Nazis were wrong. I'm not.

As I understand it, trolling is supposed to be funny. How is all this funny? What's the joke?

6/8/2010 10:49:42 PM

DevilsChaplain

I think you're a troll because everything you say is just what religious nuts think atheists say. Face it, the ideas that you obviously didn't come up with overnight make you look like a crappy parody of a non-believer. You don't add anything meaningful to the discussion, you're just trying to provoke people by detailing a bunch of deranged murder/detention fantasies of religious people. Fuck off, newbie and go back to 4chan with the rest of the Internet scum.

6/8/2010 10:56:03 PM




6/8/2010 11:00:57 PM

dionysus

@DOS

Yep, and i have no problem with that. Just like all atheists such as this guy, whom by they way has probably said what most atheists think and feel, but are just to PC to say.

Oh, so now you know what all atheists are thinking? And fuck you for insinuating that I'm a hateful bigot like you and implying that I'm a liar. I know it must be hard for you to comprehend because it's so far removed from your mentality, but not everyone hates people they disagree with.

I suppose since atheism is the one true way of life, and atheists are all knowing

Shut the fuck up, you fucking cunt. Holy fuck are you annoying. we've been over this so many times: most (like most people) atheists don't think they know everything. You're either denser than a neutron star or you're trolling. Either way, go fuck yourself with a rusty bayonet.

I have nothing against MOST other religions, im hateful only towards atheists

Bigotry is still bigotry no matter what group you hate.

and thats only because they want to destroy faith and prevent religious followers from doing what they are called to do

As an adamant supporter of the first amendment I say go fuck yourself with a dildo coated in broken glass.

under the guise of off quoted out of context scriptures to make Christianity look evil.

And here we see the root of the problem: we don't agree with your interpretation of scripture and thus you hate us for it. This is also rather hypocritical of you since you just got done bitching about atheists not allowing you to practice your religion, yet, you don't want to let us share our opinion of scripture.

6/8/2010 11:01:36 PM

Brigged

Yes, yes, that's what I've been doing, writing detailed accounts of Holocaust surviver stories and laughing at the thought of people crying when they read it. Why not actually read it and see if you can debate some of my ideas, like a person who isn't a troll would do? Then I would reply, then you would reply... kinda like a discussion! Wow, trolling is exactly like debating, how fun!

6/8/2010 11:04:25 PM

Brigged

Ah, you see, take dionysus above me here. Instead of addressing the points like an adult, he instead goes on to detail colourful ways for the poster to harm himself. I'm not the one talking about broken glass and dildos.

6/8/2010 11:08:11 PM

DevilsChaplain

Why debate drivel being spouted by someone whose goal is to make atheists look like cheerleaders of tyranny and genocide? Fuck off, prick.

6/8/2010 11:09:29 PM

dionysus


Why are you all so convinced that it's OK for people to believe in things that are wrong?


Because that's a human right. I mean, if we're going to jail or kill people simply for being wrong we'd have to jail/kill practically everyone in the world.

Where did this idea come from? It's not OK to believe an invisible grimp is talking to your mind, but it is OK to believe an invisible man is talking to your mind? The statements are almost identical!

You know, most Christians don't actually think god is talking to them; most of them claim to "feel his presence", which is really no different than people "feeling" lucky by wearing a certain pair of shoes. Are you going to kill/jail superstitious people too? Because that's a hell of a lot of people. If your 'cleansing' of religious people doesn't destroy civilization, that will.

You believe people should be free to believe in whatever they want. I challenge you to ask yourself why.

Because being wrong is not a fucking crime nor should it be. I mean seriously, are we going to start ordering precision air strikes on schools where all kids don't get 100% on their tests? Are we going to send predator drones after people who get lost driving?

The biggest irony here is that you sound just like Yahweh. He too enjoys cruelly punishing people for simply being wrong.

6/8/2010 11:12:54 PM

Brigged

Drivel? What, drivel like... Genesis? Drivel like Jesus? Drivel like the Bible? You have no problem debating that drivel, so why not debate mine? Since it's drivel it should be easy for you, right?

And hopefully this will sooth your concern that I am a religious person in disguise; I will commit the unforgivable sin, blasphemy. I do not believe in God. I believe that the Christian god and all gods are imaginary, and if they are not, may they strike me down this instant. Fuck you God! Jesus is a douchebag!

Happy?

6/8/2010 11:16:44 PM

dionysus

@Brigged

Ah, you see, take dionysus above me here. Instead of addressing the points like an adult, he instead goes on to detail colourful ways for the poster to harm himself. I'm not the one talking about broken glass and dildos.

Are you fucking high? I've been addressing your arguments the whole fucking thread and you manage to pick out the one that mentions a broken glass dildo? Seriously, look through the entire thread, I've done nothing BUT address your pathetic arguments for draconian censorship and unnecessary violence. You know, you and DOS are a lot alike as I've found yet another similarity: you're both selective listeners with insane amounts of confirmation bias. And what? I'm not allowed to post if I'm not making a rebuttal? Is that yet another category of people you're going to add to your hit list?

6/8/2010 11:23:48 PM

Brigged

<<Because that's a human right.>>

Ah, thank you for answering. I believe that this is a non-answer, because I can retort with essentially the same question I asked. Why should it be a human right?

Take the right to free speech. Undoubtedly my patriotic friend DevilsChaplain would gladly die to defend free speech. And yet he would see me banned, censored, for my ideas which he does not like?

6/8/2010 11:24:14 PM

dionysus

And hopefully this will sooth your concern that I am a religious person in disguise; I will commit the unforgivable sin, blasphemy. I do not believe in God. I believe that the Christian god and all gods are imaginary, and if they are not, may they strike me down this instant. Fuck you God! Jesus is a douchebag!

Don't worry, I don't think you're a religious person in disguise; a naive, authoritarian twat and megalomaniac with absolutely no compassion or redeeming values, yes, but not a religious person in disguise. Somehow I get the feeling you'll take that as a compliment, or at least think "Well, he said some mean things but at least he didn't call me religious!".

6/8/2010 11:30:41 PM

Brigged

<<Are you fucking high?>>

I wish. Nothing you said changes the validity of my statement, and that your comment about broken glass and dildos was immature and unnecessary. Don't get angry, I'm not here for a fight. I have no bad feelings for fellow atheists.

6/8/2010 11:31:11 PM

dionysus

Ah, thank you for answering. I believe that this is a non-answer, because I can retort with essentially the same question I asked. Why should it be a human right?

Because to have it any other way would take away a natural part of being human. We're not gods so we are often wrong about things and to punish people for being wrong is essentially to punish them for being human.

Take the right to free speech. Undoubtedly my patriotic friend DevilsChaplain would gladly die to defend free speech. And yet he would see me banned, censored, for my ideas which he does not like?

I doubt DevilsChaplain would like to censor you but I'll leave him to tear you new one for making such a bold claim about him. And hey, that's yet another similarity between you and DOS: you both think you can read people's minds. I swear, if I didn't know any better I'd think the two of you were the same person.

6/8/2010 11:35:12 PM

Brigged

<<Don't worry, I don't think you're a religious person in disguise; a naive, authoritarian twat and megalomaniac with absolutely no compassion or redeeming values, yes, but not a religious person in disguise. Somehow I get the feeling you'll take that as a compliment, or at least think "Well, he said some mean things but at least he didn't call me religious!">>

I just think dangerous people should be stopped before they start. I don't care for CCTV cameras in their bedrooms or reading their emails. I'm not some sinister villain here. The safety and advancement of the human race is my only concern.

6/8/2010 11:36:47 PM



why does this have twice as many "WTF" ratings as ones proclaiming someone to be the antichrist, or calling for ethnic cleansing.

This is still bad, but not top 100 bad.

6/8/2010 11:37:08 PM
1 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 15