Quote# 73843

OHHHH but the "Monkey King" is only the king of the fools and dolts that "HE" made monkeys out of...when they voted for him...

Congrats for not voting for him...it is well known that FELONS can't vote...

ALL HAIL the Monkey King!!!!!!!

Suck Egg Mule, Cambridge / Newszap Forums 19 Comments [6/20/2010 7:10:10 AM]
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You are a massive moron.

6/20/2010 7:37:40 AM



6/20/2010 3:19:30 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

To paraphrase Riley Freeman

"Fuck you. My president is black, and my lambo is blue. Now get the fuck outta my internet, and if I see you on the street I'm gonna slap the shit outta you."

6/21/2010 12:36:03 PM

Man Called True

Yes, all hail the Handsome Monkey King, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun W-

Oh, wait, you're referring to Obama. Well, fuck you, Mr. Mule.

6/21/2010 2:15:45 PM


From looking at the forum site, either this guy is a flaming troll or a terminal idiot.

6/21/2010 4:03:23 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

The former and the latter!

6/21/2010 5:41:00 PM


I don't remember voting Sun Wukong into office, he's not a natural born U.S. citizen, I don't think he could have run. Though having the Monkey King as our president would have been awesome.

6/21/2010 10:43:54 PM

D Laurier

I'm not seeing the racist element of this spewing of nonsense. Just some jibberish about a "Monkey King"

6/22/2010 5:13:14 AM


If Sun Wukong was president, all we'd have to do is send him into the really nasty places, armed with the trusty staff and with Tripitaka around to cause headaches. Problems solved.

6/22/2010 8:05:01 AM

How many monkeys have a PhD in Harvard?..........sorry, I have to explain to you what the last and sixth word mean.

6/22/2010 8:59:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

Aww, you racists still butthurt over Obama being elected president? Well, don't worry. You only have about 7 more years to gripe about it.

6/22/2010 12:19:20 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

ALL HAIL the Monkey King!!!!!!!

Oh, you meant "Donkey Kong!"

6/22/2010 3:07:36 PM

D.K. Donkey Kong.. He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail! His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

O, you meant Obama? Well now I feel silly.

6/22/2010 9:50:07 PM

G. Fieendish

Re "Monkey" References...
"Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it, came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was Irrepressable...!!!" - Introductory Narrative - The 1976 NTV Japan Monkey t.v series

(Sorry, but I could'nt resist it. Cue the music...)

6/23/2010 9:52:04 AM


Hulk Hogan still has fans?

6/23/2010 10:26:11 AM

I'm not even insulted. I'm just confused.

6/23/2010 2:44:57 PM


Heh, you wouldn't be calling him "Monkey King" if you were familiar with the legend of the Monkey King....

6/23/2010 8:43:14 PM


Behold the true face of the Tea Party.

6/25/2010 7:20:04 PM

Tahm Ketch

Son Wukong Spits on you!

10/4/2015 3:31:02 PM

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