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If you will do a scholarly, unbiased investigation you will determin that the story I mentioned about David a Goliath is not mythology but is solid fact backed up by the accuracy of the Jewish scribes... i actually happened and can be proven. In this day and age of mass information, there is no reason to sit around with your head in a hole believing actual myths that others have told you about the Bible being mythology. If you don't believe in the concept of good and evil then do you believe in right and wrong? This is nothing more a good example relative humanism. Talk about being a sheep. Who mentioned organized religion? Don't be a sheep. Wake up! True Christanity is not organized religeon. It is a relationship with the living God who made you.

Beefsteak Bob, AnimalSuffering.com Board 7 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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jsvenier

"sit around with your head in a hole believing actual myths that others have told you about the Bible being mythology." WOW...[mouth hanging open]

7/20/2009 6:17:25 AM

Clown

Damn. So much fail!

1)christianity, God, religion =/= morality, good
2) god didn't make anyone
3)christianity is religion. Else, no tax exempt status for you
4) shinny mirror, irony used as mirror polish
5)reality disconnection + pulling things out of your ass
and.
6) citation fucking needed

7/20/2009 6:26:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If you will do a scholarly, unbiased investigation you will determin that the story I mentioned about David a Goliath is not mythology but is solid fact backed up by the accuracy of the Jewish scribes"

Ah, so on that basis, "Macross"* is actually a documentary on the (future) war between the Humans and Zentraedi (genetically engineered alien warriors who are 60-80 feet tall), amirite?

People fighting 'giants'? If you believe that, I've got this nice VF-25 Veritech for sale; one previous owner, 30,000 light-years on the clock...

*- Or "Robotech", for those only familiar with the Carl Macek abortion.

7/20/2009 7:20:01 AM

DFM

I will grant that it IS possible for a trained slinger to kill ANY human being, no matter how large with a direct hit to the head. Of course, the same is true for a bowman, or, these days, a rifleman. No doubt, David could have killed Goliath. Whether or not it actually happened is less clear.

2/23/2015 6:32:35 PM

rubber chicken

"...can be proven..."

But, weirdly, never is.

2/23/2015 10:21:45 PM

Canadiest

Great, we can use those churchs, rid ourselves of all organized religion and their pointless clergy and turn them into tax-paying productive business of some sort.

2/24/2015 1:49:06 PM

Swede

Honey, you need to first learn what "scholarly" and "unbiased" mean, because you clearly haven't got a clue right now.

It's the ones with their head in the Bible hole that keep believing in myths and think they are facts.

If Christianity is not a "religeon", then hand over about a thousand years worth of tax-exempt status, right now, 'kay?

2/24/2015 2:32:07 PM
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