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What is this thing with you and organized religon? You keep referring back to it when no one brings it up. Did someone drop you in the baptistry when you were a child or did they lock the Sunday School room so you could not come in because you were eating peanuts and throwing the shells on the floor? To answer your question above the story is from the Bible and it has notheing to do with organized religon. As I mentioned before, true Christanity is not a religon. It is a relationship with the living God... Now you know something you never knew before. Ever the wiser.

Beefsteak Bob, AnimalSuffering.com Board 15 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Rodney Wrongknobs

That you're a retard?

1/29/2010 8:26:48 AM

Karlsbad

If I'm ever in an argument with a fundie and they pull this crap, I'm going to start pointing out that if they are in a "relationship with God" they are being seriously abused by their so-called partner. How else do you describe a relationship where one party demands that the other one follow all their rules without question, not have any relationships outside of their own, treats the other like they are a vastly inferior being not worthy of life, and uses blatant threats to keep the whole thing going?

1/29/2010 8:37:33 AM

Canadiest

Maybe because "this isn't a religion, it's a relationship with Jesus" is bullshit.Belief in the Bible, worship=religion.


1/29/2010 8:50:04 AM

Canadiest

Just because Christians and other faiths have made religion a title that represents death,enslavment and cruel intentions toward mankind, you think you can walk away from the title. You can't

1/29/2010 8:52:39 AM

rubber chicken

Then pay your fucking back taxes!

1/29/2010 8:56:17 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Christanity(sic) is not a religon(sic)."

*headdesk*

1/29/2010 8:57:04 AM

TheDoc

Does this mean you're no longer tax exempt? Good, glad to know.

1/29/2010 12:07:45 PM

GigaGuess

Except around tax time. Then it's totally a religion.

Funny how that works, eh?

1/29/2010 12:12:15 PM

caustic gnostic

If you need a shitty old book, overwhelming peer pressure, and a demagogue to keep your "personal relationship" going, I'd say you're in the wrong kind of relationship.

1/29/2010 12:19:31 PM

Dharmabum

Atheism isn't a lack or religion, it's a relationship with reality.

1/29/2010 12:32:34 PM

Big Jilm

Funny that they define "relationship" in a way that one can't recognize from anything we've ever experienced as a real relationship.

For example, I have a relationship with my girlfriend. It's a two-way communication channel. We know each other and know of each others' preferences.

So tell us, if you're in a relationship with Christ, what did he tell you was his favorite color?

Can't answer that w/o pulling something out of your ass can you?

1/29/2010 1:13:43 PM

Godbuster

So that's why he never visits! He has a nicer family somewhere else!

6/8/2011 3:50:47 PM

Crimson Lizard

Looking at the username and the board this smug, patronizing waste of space posted to, I call troll.

3/24/2013 7:28:56 AM

Blarghonius

Just admit that religion is bad.

3/24/2013 10:30:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

A dictionary moron, get one.

12/3/2014 8:33:02 AM
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