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Just wondering what everyone thinks about what's going on with the gasoline in Louisiana. Below is the link [<A href="http://abc26.trb.com/wgno-shellgas052704,0,5396332.story?coll=wgno-home-1">Link</A>] to the ABC story of what happened. So far, 500 gas stations affected in south Louisiana and Florida, with too much sulfur in the gas. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. It causes the gas gauge to malfunction, which then has to be replaced. Was it maybe just a 'screw up' by Shell? If so, that's a heck of a lot of gas that's messed up now. Or is this somehow terrorist related?

caterstan, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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coffeeorsomething

OMG Satan did it!!!!!11

1/30/2007 3:53:13 AM

Niali

Oil is a fungible commodity. Just like it's completely pointless to try to boycott oil from a given nation, it's equally impossible to predict which quantities of oil will wind up in the US.

So, no.

1/30/2007 4:04:49 AM

JP

Obviously, if terroists want to cripple us, they'll go after pickups in Louisianna. How could we not have seen this coming?

1/30/2007 8:49:28 PM

fuzon

Yeah, the terrorists went back in time and made much of Forida and Louisiana a swamp, see. And put lots of sulphur in the ground. Yeah. And it leached into storage tanks at gas stations.

So those terrorists are really clever. Or it's just the Lord's work. Or something.

1/31/2007 2:48:04 PM

Langdon Alger

\"Yes, Osama! Our mission was a success! Hundreds of hillbillies in south Louisiana now must replace their gas gauges! This brings us one step closer to Islamic World Domination! Allah akbar!\"

1/31/2007 3:48:00 PM

Beccs

The terrorists are going after the Hillbillies now?

The BASTARDS!

2/1/2007 6:09:24 AM

Tactics

Oh my... time to send in the KISS Army! ( Henry Rollins fans will know what I'am talking about ;) )

2/1/2007 7:05:22 AM

Toga

Terrorists trying to hurt the US by messing up gas gauges. Brilliant!

2/2/2007 12:47:01 PM

Gypsie

Nah, not the hillbillies, the coon@sses. I know, I am one. Gotta have hills for hillbillies.

And terrorists are so going to go after one of the poorest states in the country. Which is why they targeted NY before, right? *rolls eyes*

2/2/2007 12:57:41 PM
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