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Just wondering what everyone thinks about what's going on with the gasoline in Louisiana. Below is the link [<A href="http://abc26.trb.com/wgno-shellgas052704,0,5396332.story?coll=wgno-home-1">Link</A>] to the ABC story of what happened. So far, 500 gas stations affected in south Louisiana and Florida, with too much sulfur in the gas. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. It causes the gas gauge to malfunction, which then has to be replaced. Was it maybe just a 'screw up' by Shell? If so, that's a heck of a lot of gas that's messed up now. Or is this somehow terrorist related?

caterstan, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#149087
coffeeorsomething

OMG Satan did it!!!!!11

1/30/2007 3:53:13 AM

#149100
Niali

Oil is a fungible commodity. Just like it's completely pointless to try to boycott oil from a given nation, it's equally impossible to predict which quantities of oil will wind up in the US.

So, no.

1/30/2007 4:04:49 AM

#149646
JP

Obviously, if terroists want to cripple us, they'll go after pickups in Louisianna. How could we not have seen this coming?

1/30/2007 8:49:28 PM

#149955
fuzon

Yeah, the terrorists went back in time and made much of Forida and Louisiana a swamp, see. And put lots of sulphur in the ground. Yeah. And it leached into storage tanks at gas stations.

So those terrorists are really clever. Or it's just the Lord's work. Or something.

1/31/2007 2:48:04 PM

#149978
Langdon Alger

\"Yes, Osama! Our mission was a success! Hundreds of hillbillies in south Louisiana now must replace their gas gauges! This brings us one step closer to Islamic World Domination! Allah akbar!\"

1/31/2007 3:48:00 PM

#150997
Beccs

The terrorists are going after the Hillbillies now?

The BASTARDS!

2/1/2007 6:09:24 AM

#151035
Tactics

Oh my... time to send in the KISS Army! ( Henry Rollins fans will know what I'am talking about ;) )

2/1/2007 7:05:22 AM

#151605
Toga

Terrorists trying to hurt the US by messing up gas gauges. Brilliant!

2/2/2007 12:47:01 PM

#151610
Gypsie

Nah, not the hillbillies, the coon@sses. I know, I am one. Gotta have hills for hillbillies.

And terrorists are so going to go after one of the poorest states in the country. Which is why they targeted NY before, right? *rolls eyes*

2/2/2007 12:57:41 PM
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