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LOL, another Bible Hater comes out of the wood work with the same misquoteing and twisting of verses that all skeptics/atheists use. Bible-Haters/Atheists/Skeptics hate being told about sin. They want to silence anyone who speaks out against sin (as the Bible Commands) so they attempt to twist to Bible to accomplish this.

Dittomonkey911, Glock Talk Forum 17 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Robbie

It's funny how "quoting in context" is now referred to as twisting, and reading what you want, when you want, how you want to is the way of the Lord.

Fundie Word Redefinition Project strikes again.

6/20/2007 7:46:42 PM

ArmandT

Read the bible. Skeptics are not the ones twisting the Bible.

6/21/2007 3:51:13 AM

Dallen

I find it amusing that so many bible lovers manage to misquote and twist the bible too.

6/21/2007 3:59:19 AM

Jim

Oh hell, I can't work up the energy to make a witty comment anymore.

6/21/2007 5:13:18 AM

Ambrielle

Uh, no twisting required.

6/21/2007 5:50:33 AM

Spelling Coach

"misquoteing(sic)"

ROFL MAO

retard

6/21/2007 5:58:02 AM

szena

The fundie ability to read the Bible and see what they've been told to see instead of what's actually there is amazing.

6/21/2007 6:43:18 AM

Mr_Vorhias

DittoMonkey...I like it. It's much more effective than just saying "DittoHead."

I'm using that now. Thanks, stupid.

6/22/2007 12:57:55 PM

BlueLithium

LOL, another fundie comes out of the wood work with the same misquoteing and twisting of verses that all fundies use. Fundies hate being told about their own sin. They want to silence anyone who speaks out against sin they commit so they attempt to twist to Bible to accomplish this.

6/23/2007 3:52:28 PM

Mr_Vorhias

Does it matter to anyone that this was a post made on a forum that called themselves...seriously....GLOCK TALK?

6/24/2007 5:57:18 PM

Robbie

I don't care about your Bible.

And I'm a Christian.

6/25/2007 9:14:33 PM

Darwin

Hate the bible? Why hate something that gives us big laughs?

6/25/2007 11:51:16 PM

hmcook87

Glock Talk? ....oh thats fantastic... real jesus-like. I'm sure what Jesus really ment by "turn the other cheek" was "whip out your Glock and bust a cap in his ass"

7/16/2008 12:58:07 AM

Canadiest

Hey! You do it all the time. We're entitled to some fun too!

7/16/2008 2:29:10 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Yeah, because Bible gives you such good justification at showing slavery, rape, child molestation, antisemitism, and subjugation of woman as wrong, don't it? What "sin" do you suppose atheists are trying to get out of, aside from the "sin" of not worshipping Jeebus properly? And does it not occur to you that offering Jeebus as a Get-out-of-Hell free card is a much better way, if accepted, to sin without regret than dismissing the Bible as hogwash would be?

6/4/2011 9:28:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's a forgery for idiots.

5/20/2012 2:38:34 AM

Dr.Shrinker

It wasn't atheists who invented apologetics. You remember apologetics, right? That body of writings designed to assure believers that they don't have to actually do any of the things their holy book and their beloved savior actually told them to do.

5/20/2012 6:28:47 AM
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