It's funny how "quoting in context" is now referred to as twisting, and reading what you want, when you want, how you want to is the way of the Lord.
Fundie Word Redefinition Project strikes again.
6/20/2007 7:46:42 PM
Read the bible. Skeptics are not the ones twisting the Bible.
6/21/2007 3:51:13 AM
I find it amusing that so many bible lovers manage to misquote and twist the bible too.
6/21/2007 3:59:19 AM
Oh hell, I can't work up the energy to make a witty comment anymore.
6/21/2007 5:13:18 AM
Uh, no twisting required.
6/21/2007 5:50:33 AM
6/21/2007 5:58:02 AM
The fundie ability to read the Bible and see what they've been told to see instead of what's actually there is amazing.
6/21/2007 6:43:18 AM
DittoMonkey...I like it. It's much more effective than just saying "DittoHead."
I'm using that now. Thanks, stupid.
6/22/2007 12:57:55 PM
LOL, another fundie comes out of the wood work with the same misquoteing and twisting of verses that all fundies use. Fundies hate being told about their own sin. They want to silence anyone who speaks out against sin they commit so they attempt to twist to Bible to accomplish this.
6/23/2007 3:52:28 PM
Does it matter to anyone that this was a post made on a forum that called themselves...seriously....GLOCK TALK?
6/24/2007 5:57:18 PM
I don't care about your Bible.
And I'm a Christian.
6/25/2007 9:14:33 PM
Hate the bible? Why hate something that gives us big laughs?
6/25/2007 11:51:16 PM
Glock Talk? ....oh thats fantastic... real jesus-like. I'm sure what Jesus really ment by "turn the other cheek" was "whip out your Glock and bust a cap in his ass"
7/16/2008 12:58:07 AM
Hey! You do it all the time. We're entitled to some fun too!
7/16/2008 2:29:10 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Yeah, because Bible gives you such good justification at showing slavery, rape, child molestation, antisemitism, and subjugation of woman as wrong, don't it? What "sin" do you suppose atheists are trying to get out of, aside from the "sin" of not worshipping Jeebus properly? And does it not occur to you that offering Jeebus as a Get-out-of-Hell free card is a much better way, if accepted, to sin without regret than dismissing the Bible as hogwash would be?
6/4/2011 9:28:13 PM
Bible's a forgery for idiots.
5/20/2012 2:38:34 AM
It wasn't atheists who invented apologetics. You remember apologetics, right? That body of writings designed to assure believers that they don't have to actually do any of the things their holy book and their beloved savior actually told them to do.
5/20/2012 6:28:47 AM