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Out of Wedlock Sex would be Fornication, both of you would be committing a Capital Crime. The penality for Blasphemy is death. The list of moral laws is rather extensive, many of those are however Capital Crimes as well. Yes witchcraft would also be a capital crime.

Dittomonkey911, Glock Talk Forum 4 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

Would masterbating be a Capital Crime too? If it is, have fun with that platform.

12/4/2006 5:09:30 AM



It would sure end the over-population of the earth.

10/29/2007 1:14:42 PM

Tempus

Don't worry, between outlawing birth control and the arranged marriages, we'd achieve a steady state.

10/29/2007 2:39:30 PM

Skyknight

Have you LOOKED at the actual "penalty" the Torah prescribes for non-adulterous fornication (i.e. the man must make an offer to the woman's father to marry her)? That is VERY far removed from "capital crime"!

3/28/2008 10:56:27 PM
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