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[House approves repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."]

When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates? When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?

Screw the liberals. If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts.

And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias. The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on. The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 98 Comments [6/27/2010 10:44:42 AM]
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But gays already serve in the army, what the hell is going to change

6/27/2010 10:49:46 AM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

"If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military."

I agree. And if they want to fight for our country, let them do it in our military.

6/27/2010 10:53:27 AM

Ian1732

Are you saying that the only way you can get into the military is if you practice consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

6/27/2010 10:53:38 AM

HoJuSimpson

I'm fairly certain DoctorDoom here included himself in those last few sentences.

6/27/2010 10:53:56 AM



For people who claim to hate gays so much they sure talk about them every chance they get, and they get pretty explicit about it.

The closet. You're in it, DD.

6/27/2010 10:58:46 AM

Homosexual Deviant

Dude, seriously, why do people know what these fetishes mean? Who actually knows this stuff who isn't into it themselves? Klismaphilia is not a commonly known term.

Seriously. These guys have to be closet-cases on about 100 fetish fronts.

6/27/2010 11:04:26 AM



edit: hit back button, re-posted

6/27/2010 11:05:18 AM

WWWWolf

> If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military.

Isn't this what they're already doing?

> The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on.

I have no idea what the hell most of these are. And I'm an effing furry. (Not much into weird stuff, mind you.) Even Firefox spell checker has no idea what these words are. Just what calibre of a pervert are you if you have such detailed knowledge of strange sexual practices? Or are you just throwing us some incomprehensible words to see if we can spot the non-dirty ones? *sigh* Never mind, forget I asked...

6/27/2010 11:15:29 AM

Elia

Just out of curiosity, I googled the last three he mentioned. The world just got a lot weirder.

And um, did it ever occur to DD that straight people engage in those activities too?

6/27/2010 11:17:35 AM

Jon

Slippery slope much?

6/27/2010 11:19:00 AM

aaa

So? If they do their jobs well, they are in. If your opinion in this case mattered, i would call you Sir.

6/27/2010 11:23:12 AM

Shanya Almafeta

@WWWWolf:

Me too. @_@

I think we need to make that an official statement of Fundie sexual weirdness. "I'm a furry and I still have no idea what you're talking about." Sexual unusualness is a common thread in fundie/conservative thought...

6/27/2010 11:25:17 AM

NyogaAnimos

I know what the first two fetishes the bad doctor mentioned are, and dislike them, and have no idea what the rest are. Usually the people who know these terms are into it themselves.

As a gay man who used to act like this, I can say that he needs to come out of the closet and get laid. Also, he needs to find some better fetishes or just not tell us about them.

Even as a fur (but not a weird fursuiter one), I am no where near that deviancy.

6/27/2010 11:30:52 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Wow! So many BIG dirty words I hadn't known before. DoctorDoom sure knows his perversions, first-hand apparently.

6/27/2010 11:32:25 AM



Gays have been in the military for centuries. Hell, Alexander the Great, one of the big names in military history, was gay.

Also, you really should look up the definition of the word "bigot." I don't think it means what you think it means.

6/27/2010 11:33:01 AM

John_in_Oz

I see comic villain rants haven't got any saner.

6/27/2010 11:33:29 AM

I read about the afterlife

Exhibitionists: Sexual Offenders.

Sadomasochists: Allowed in the Military

Frotteurists: Sexual Offenders.

Coprophiliacs: allowed in the military.

Apotemnophiliacs: Can't pass the physical due to a lack of limbs.

Biastophiliacs: Sexual Offenders.

Klismaphiliacs: Allowed in the military.

Are you really that fucking dense?

6/27/2010 11:35:51 AM

Cy

Does the US military actually dismiss heterosexual practitioners of any of those fetishes (assuming they don't indulge in sexual activity of any kind on base)?

Ah, I see my query was already answered XD

6/27/2010 11:43:30 AM

faythofdragons

Silly Doctor, wouldn't masochists be a good idea in the military? Considering that we usually have a higher pain tolerance and all...

6/27/2010 11:49:10 AM

Mephisopheles

Let's see...I'm a "faggot" and I had to look up the last 3. Where does that leave you?

6/27/2010 11:51:00 AM



"The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on. "

Wait...so, do they not allow those people in the military? I honestly fail to see how any of their sexual kinks would have a bearing on their ability to perform in the military. Hell, I'm betting sadomasochists would perform exceptionally! Anyway, it's considered "catering" to the gays by simply letting them JOIN? Get some goddamn perspective, asshat.

6/27/2010 12:07:21 PM

TGRwulf

Gays already serve, and you're slipper slope isn't going to happen. Get a damn clue.

6/27/2010 12:08:33 PM

Musicalbookworm

I am reasonable sexually knowledgeable, and I do not know what a few of those terms mean. What kind of pervert are you Dr. Doom?

6/27/2010 12:22:50 PM

Gabriel LaVedier

Allow me to e ho the "I'm a furry and I have no idea" thing. I probably used to know. I took some abnormal psych courses and was intending to be a sex therapist before I figured out I wasn't great with people. Still, I don't know what they mean now. So, congrats, doc, you ARE the uber-perv.

6/27/2010 12:46:03 PM

Berny

Meh, it's DoctorDoom.
I would have been surprised if it hadn't been over the top homophobia with hints of paranoia.
The man is a fucking raving moron.

6/27/2010 12:53:11 PM
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