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I personally believe that UFO sightings which are not accountable for under natural causes or of earthly construction are demonic. In the case of visible sightings of physical air/space crafts, why are the pilots of these crafts, (if they are occupied that is,) so very consistently illusive? If they are occupied by intelligent, higher order beings from within, (or even perhaps from without,) our galaxy, then they of necessity possess an impressive degree of profound intelligence, so then why are they not acting intelligently with us? They obviously are aware that they are at the 3'rd planet from our sun (!!!), and must surely also know that we know that they are here, so why continue to play this childish game of hide and seek as though they were still trying to keep their presence here a secret, when it should be clear to them by now that their presence has long been known? They seem to, (at times at least,) allow for their crafts to be visibly seen by humanity over populated areas, while almost never allowing the occupants themselves to be seen....why? Why do they almost invariably allow for the crafts to be seen but not the operators of those crafts? If they were manned by spirits from hell though, this terrible possibility would instantly explain for their reluctance to have what is inside of the crafts identified. And, from what I have learned so far of how demons operate in general...they all tend to be very, very illusive, and for a very good reason.

hlaltimus, christianforums 57 Comments [7/1/2010 3:08:19 AM]
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#1174214
dietcokewithlemon

Are UFOs mentioned in the Babble? No, then STFU.

I feel so angry today. Last night I got drunk and watched Chuck Missler on God TV.

7/1/2010 3:25:35 AM
#1174217
Pule Thamex

I said that to Fgnagnamnbnirt the demon of mashed potatoes the other day. He said to me, "Are you mad? Why would I, Fgnagnamnbnirt, one of Satan's demons need a flying saucer? You must be a drooling simpleton".

You know, I think it's right because I've never seen them using flying saucers before. Except for Hyvqetbvarrghhjaar the demon of flying saucers.

7/1/2010 3:30:17 AM
#1174220


PILLS.

FOR LOVE OF CHRIST, USE THEM

7/1/2010 3:47:13 AM
#1174225
Doctor Whom

I can't figure out the obvious; therefore, there must be demons involved.

7/1/2010 4:18:16 AM
#1174227
The Jamo

Have you ever considered the possibility of remote radio steering?

7/1/2010 4:31:34 AM
#1174232
Dan Onymous

You mean in the same way that American spy planes routinely open their cockpits and wave at the enemy?

7/1/2010 4:45:03 AM
#1174233
Horus IX

Even if there were Alien crafts visiting Earth, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY WANT TO MAKE DIRECT CONTACT WITH US ANYWAYS!? WE WOULD KILL THEM.

Why would we kill them? The same reason bigoted assclowns beat up and kill homosexuals. Same reason the KKK kills non whites. Same reason religions hate science. Because we are too damn primitive and let our instincts and our prejudices take over any rational thought and reasonable actions.

7/1/2010 4:45:38 AM
#1174242
Mister Spak

It's because the crews are dementors.

7/1/2010 4:59:32 AM
#1174244
Jezebel's Evil Sister

I cannot comprehend why the fact that Earth is the third planet from our sun merits three exclamation marks.

But a greater mystery is why the demons in hlaltimus's universe lack the ability to change their appearance to something more attractive in order to deceive humans. After all, most "spirits from hell" are quite keen on shape-shifting, or so numerous other funditards have told us.

7/1/2010 5:06:02 AM
#1174245
cosmas

I believe the word you were looking for is "elusive," not "illusive." But you're right, demons are imaginary, so your adjective is just fine. ;)

7/1/2010 5:11:33 AM
#1174251
Tolpuddle Martyr

No intelligent life here anyway!

7/1/2010 5:18:31 AM
#1174258
raindrops

The Prime Directive.

7/1/2010 5:43:56 AM
#1174261


Err, if they were demonic, since according to you, demons don't want to be noticed, wouldn't the craft themselves be invisible?

7/1/2010 5:48:21 AM
#1174268


I suspect that 'illusive' is the most amazing and apt Malapropism I'll see for quite some time.

Also, right up until the demons, I'm gonna start using that argument. I rather like it.

7/1/2010 5:55:21 AM
#1174270


Speculating over speculation. Forgetting, as well, that the same God created the alien civilisations who visit us, if they have visited us. Live with your contradiction.

7/1/2010 5:57:23 AM
#1174277
PWEOTWEB

I personally believe that UFO sightings which are not accountable for under natural causes or of earthly construction are demonic.

I stopped reading after this. No need to read any further when you've already proven that you're a stupid twat in the first sentence.

7/1/2010 6:12:53 AM
#1174278
dionysus

I personally believe that UFO sightings which are not accountable for under natural causes or of earthly construction are demonic.

Because that's obviously the most reasonable explanation. I mean, I heard a man speaking in a language I couldn't identify so he was clearly speaking a demonic tongue. Come to think of it, I can't understand glossolalia either...hmmmm.

In the case of visible sightings of physical air/space crafts, why are the pilots of these crafts, (if they are occupied that is,) so very consistently illusive?

It's not just the pilots but the whole fucking spacecraft that's illusive. Come to think of it, gods and demons are illusive too.

If they are occupied by intelligent, higher order beings from within, (or even perhaps from without,) our galaxy, then they of necessity possess an impressive degree of profound intelligence, so then why are they not acting intelligently with us? They obviously are aware that they are at the 3'rd planet from our sun (!!!), and must surely also know that we know that they are here, so why continue to play this childish game of hide and seek as though they were still trying to keep their presence here a secret, when it should be clear to them by now that their presence has long been known? They seem to, (at times at least,) allow for their crafts to be visibly seen by humanity over populated areas, while almost never allowing the occupants themselves to be seen....why? Why do they almost invariably allow for the crafts to be seen but not the operators of those crafts?

Ever heard of space probes? No, not that kind. Also (to play Devil's Advocate for the alien hypothesis), what if oxygen (or some other atmospheric gas on Earth) is toxic to them?

If they were manned by spirits from hell though, this terrible possibility would instantly explain for their reluctance to have what is inside of the crafts identified.

No it wouldn't. How the hell would we even be able to identify something as a demon? You know, we have no idea what a demon is even supposed to look like. No, more than likely they wouldn't have bat wings and pitchforks.

And, from what I have learned so far of how demons operate in general

You've been studying demons? Then why don't you publish your work and collect your Nobel Prize, numbskull?

they all tend to be very, very illusive, and for a very good reason.

Indeed.

7/1/2010 6:13:58 AM
#1174280


Did I click on CSTDT by mistake?

7/1/2010 6:21:03 AM
#1174286
Horsefeathers

This must be what you get when you cross the X-Files with the 700 Club.

7/1/2010 6:40:57 AM
#1174301
Philbert McAdamia

Maybe it's like when us young'uns would peek inside the revival tent and watch the Holy Rollers having their fits on the floor. Damn if we were about to go inside that bedlam and introduce ourselves, but it was sure an interesting spectacle.

7/1/2010 7:36:57 AM
#1174310
Reverend Jeremiah

Nutty Christian is nutty

7/1/2010 7:51:14 AM
#1174322
shadkat

Awesome, I was looking for my daily dose of crazy this morning.

7/1/2010 8:22:29 AM
#1174327
aaa

What.

7/1/2010 8:35:59 AM
#1174328
sandchigger

Childhood's End was fiction.

7/1/2010 8:36:38 AM
#1174331
TGRwulf

First off, aliens are NOT mentioned in the babble! Secondly, I'm not denying the possibility of other intelligent life out there, but think of this- If they're capable of such advanced space travel, why the hell would they try and secretly abduct rednecks of such a primitive species?

7/1/2010 9:01:39 AM
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