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The military wants any control over such craft as they want the technology, which is why in almost every case a ship lands or crashes it is always secured and shipped off to a non disclosed military base to be studied. Thousands of videos on the web showing aliens and ships both. Some are really disturbing such as Jane and Scott in Washington that encountered and alien that killed them (it was recorded as they were taping their hiking trip), anyways don't watch it if you are easy to scare. Then there are videos of good aliens who one had a personal meeting with using hand gestures to communicate, then the 64 children and some teachers watched a ship land in the school yard and talk telepathic to the children and warn them to take better care of this world. Just two cases of thousands upon thousands, including the mass sightings in Mexico (worth watching) of hundreds of ships crossing the skies. It is pretty hard to deny such hard evidence, even when a lot of it is from the military itself and they don't get paid to make stuff up.

DoctorJosh, christianforums 15 Comments [7/6/2010 6:02:13 PM]
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feralboy12

The aliens would like control over these ships as well. Then maybe they could stop crashing them.

7/6/2010 8:09:22 PM

Captain Klamydia

Is it just me, or is anyone else curious about those videos?

7/6/2010 10:41:44 PM



For an organization that's always bitching about not getting enough funding or manpower, they sure seem to be quite capable of finding out where every single one of these thousands of crashes is, getting there before anyone else, and hauling them away without anyone noticing.

7/6/2010 10:51:10 PM



Actually it's not hard to deny that evidence at all. I'm doing it right now whilst sipping coffee and deciding what to do with my day.

7/7/2010 2:21:10 AM

flfwb

These are some pretty incompetent aliens. They develop all this technology, travel light years to monitor the humans (silly in of itself), and are always crashing. I don't think we want this technology.

7/7/2010 8:07:39 AM

aaa

Sir, i think you know too much. *Suppressed gunshot*

7/7/2010 8:16:09 AM

shykid


7/7/2010 8:57:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, just because some people are good at faking alien videos to fool the UFO crazies doesn't mean they are real videos.

Oh wait, it's the UFO crowd. They think the videos either really are real, or obvious fakes created by the government in order to discredit the UFO nuts.

7/7/2010 12:50:01 PM

werewolf

You've gone 'round the bend, Josh. Say hello when you meet yourself coming the other way.

7/7/2010 2:49:02 PM

Smilodon

Then there are videos of good aliens who one had a personal meeting with using hand gestures to communicate,

That was a movie.

then the 64 children and some teachers watched a ship land in the school yard and talk telepathic to the children and warn them to take better care of this world.

That was a movie too.

See? Nothing to be worried about.

7/7/2010 5:11:06 PM

nazani14

the folks in Mexico City better hope those lights in the sky are actually alien craft, and not some sort of seismic precursor.
More fun stuff at this site about UFOs being manned by demons.

7/7/2010 8:22:38 PM

Mihangel apYrs

why do all these good aliens never land in Washington, NY, London, Paris......

7/8/2010 3:24:40 AM



As the daughter of an officer of the merchant marine in Ireland I call it bullshit.

7/9/2010 12:41:07 AM

Unimpressed

Who the hell is making the alien spaceships? Toyota? You'd think they'd put a sign or something in space. Warning: This planet is a major safety hazard. Avoid at all costs.

7/10/2010 8:48:12 PM



So some aliens visited a school to tell children to take care of the planet... Seems like a waste of alien gas money.

@#1177071
That's why they're bitching, the UFO guys keep stealing all the funding and blowing it on wild alien keggers.

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