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God has shown us repeatedly what happens when we go against His design. All sex except between two virgins of the opposite sex in a committed relationship, leads to disease and pain.

Carico, Christian Forums 32 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Aesmael

Sex: Don't do it more than once, ever, or you will suffer.

1/5/2006 4:17:43 AM

Patches

So you'd better hope they manage to get quintuplets on the first try, because they're not going to get anything but disease and pain out of it after that, apparently.

Or does a monogamous couple stay virgins forever regardless?

11/25/2006 10:33:15 PM

Julian

You know, I'm sure I'm not the only exception to your rule, I'm sure there's billions of people just like me who've had lots of great sex without pain or disease.

Oh and virgins don't hurt and non virgins do - that's a new one.

11/26/2006 2:31:24 AM

The Jamo

Are you speaking from experience, Carico?

1/26/2007 4:03:32 AM

BurntBush

So you get to fuck once and you're done?!

1/26/2007 4:23:16 AM

Beccs

And once you've lost your virginity, then what?

No sex? *shudder*

1/26/2007 4:23:33 AM

TheUnholyMint

Except when it doesn't.

2/27/2007 5:43:39 PM

JaredM

Well, I--

Oh wait, it's Carico again. Never mind.

2/27/2007 10:43:50 PM

Detrs

Been having non-virginal gay sex without pain for over 5 years now. Care to try again?

2/27/2007 11:07:10 PM

Matty The Red

*headesk*

2/27/2007 11:22:52 PM

Captain Janeway

What about two committed lesbians? Is that painful?

2/27/2007 11:32:17 PM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

Oh, Carico. Rationalizing your inability to get laid again, I see.

2/27/2007 11:37:00 PM

szenah

How are you ever going to have your ten children that way?

2/27/2007 11:44:19 PM

Sandman

So let me get this straight (no pun intended), according to Carico, Christians can only have sex once, on their wedding night, because after that they are no longer virgins?

2/27/2007 11:49:42 PM

Esjeur

Remember, if you have sex your penis will fall off and land in another demension where it will be eaten by dogs.

2/28/2007 12:08:42 AM

Rahab

Because sex for the first time on her wedding night isn't painful at all for the woman.


2/28/2007 1:33:19 AM

Patrick

Poor Carico.

2/28/2007 1:44:13 AM

Natalie

As a woman I think I have the authority to say...that sex as a virgin really, really hurts. And even though we're (hubby and I) both clean people, it gave me a UTI. So there you go, virgins deal with pain and disease as well. You douche bag.

3/16/2008 4:17:53 PM

David B.

You might want to RTFB again and note the number of characters therein who take second or third wives, often without first dispensing with the other one(s). You might also take notice of Deuteronomy 25:5, where a man must, by God's law, marry his brother's widow if she is without child.

3/16/2008 4:42:12 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I haven't seen anything once, let alone repeatedly, to support that moronic statement.

3/16/2008 5:12:52 PM

Jack Bauer

Yeah and anything that might be remotely pleasurable is a sin - which is ironic... Don't you fundie tards get soooo much pleasure from reading the wholly babble?

3/16/2008 7:39:21 PM

Ceeb

I find it immensely ammusing how much these pricks contridict themselves.

6/11/2008 5:40:23 AM

AuraTwilight

Oh shit, I'm the third child in my family! MOMMY!

6/11/2008 6:30:13 AM

Dr. Gus

Really? are you telling this from self experience?
Well you should have used a condom in the first place!

6/11/2008 6:35:26 AM

Feminazi

What if one of those two virgins had a disease.


6/12/2008 4:13:43 AM
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