Yeah, he's a real card. Planting extremely convincing evidence of dinosaurs & fossils, then condemning you to an eternity of unimaginable torment if you dare to believe him! He's a wily one, that God!
12/24/2006 10:29:59 AM
\"Heck.\" \"Wee wee.\"
I wonder what other cutesy language this kid uses.
12/24/2006 1:35:29 PM
Agreed. It's his followers who need to remove the rods from their asses.
5/23/2009 3:39:34 AM
Words escape me.
5/23/2009 4:16:55 AM
Scaring the piss out of little kids is the most reliable recruiting tool your fucked up god ever had.
5/23/2009 11:09:14 AM
Allegory for Jesus
"And believe it or not God has a tremendous sense of humor."
Considering the ridiculous assholes that he lets be his representatives, I am somehow not surprised.
10/23/2010 6:22:20 PM