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If scareing the heck out of you will help you understand that there is a real spiritual realm then I'm all for you getting the wee wee scared out of you! Grace and mercy can come in the weirdest ways. And believe it or not God has a tremendous sense of humor.

destiny, 123 Christian Forums 6 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Mac

Yeah, he's a real card. Planting extremely convincing evidence of dinosaurs & fossils, then condemning you to an eternity of unimaginable torment if you dare to believe him! He's a wily one, that God!

12/24/2006 10:29:59 AM

szenah

\"Heck.\" \"Wee wee.\"

I wonder what other cutesy language this kid uses.

12/24/2006 1:35:29 PM

Tiny Jeebus

Agreed. It's his followers who need to remove the rods from their asses.

5/23/2009 3:39:34 AM

Nowonmai

Words escape me.

5/23/2009 4:16:55 AM

Grigadil

Well, DUH!

Scaring the piss out of little kids is the most reliable recruiting tool your fucked up god ever had.


5/23/2009 11:09:14 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"And believe it or not God has a tremendous sense of humor."

Considering the ridiculous assholes that he lets be his representatives, I am somehow not surprised.

10/23/2010 6:22:20 PM
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