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#114668
SaneChick
First of all, some men's bodies are very sexually beautiful to look at! Yours? I'm guessing not so much.
Second, unless there's some new fangled kind of bikini I don't know about, you cannot tell anything about the size or shape of a woman's vagina when she's wearing a bikini! Hell, you can't tell anything about the size or shape of a woman's vagina when she's stark naked!
Do you even know what a vagina is?!
12/5/2006 4:41:15 PM
#146734
The Jamo
Can you define that \"real man\" you have mentioned?
1/26/2007 3:52:15 AM
#146814
BurntBush
Let's hear it for CAMELTOE!
1/26/2007 4:41:00 AM
#146818
Beccs
My response is EXACTLY the same as SaneChick.
1/26/2007 4:42:52 AM
#147104
JP
A: Learn what a vagina is
B: Get a life
C: You are not Erudite
1/26/2007 5:18:16 PM
#147146
Rahab
I wouldn't wear my pajamas to church either. Does that mean pajamas are sinful?
1/26/2007 6:52:20 PM
#147187
pbagosy
Those type of clothing reveals your body shape with great detail. Follow this rule, Look at your self in the mirrow and ask your self: ' Would I wear this to go to church?'
The pastor at my aunt's old church used to have a saying:
\"I don't care what you wear to church, and neither does God. You could show up in a bikini for all I care, just as long as you're here!\"
-pb
1/26/2007 7:56:31 PM
#147244
DarkHatter
A. If you don't like looking at women, then just come out of the closet and admit you are gay.
B. Your body might be ugly, but mine and lots of others are quite sexually beautiful.
C. Sex Ed can prevent such stupid comments. Quiz, is a vagina circular, triangular, or hexagon shaped? None of the above? What?
1/26/2007 9:19:15 PM
#147374
hairband
Are Christian men somehow incapable of containing their libidos in the presence of covered up pussy?
1/27/2007 1:05:04 AM
#147376
Bablatrice
I am so going to start referring to it as my \"vagina part\" now.
1/27/2007 1:16:48 AM
#147378
spinetingler
>God didn't make our bodies sexually beautiful to look at.\"
I don't know about you, but I'm too sexy for my shirt.
1/27/2007 2:07:46 AM
#147443
Nevrmore
God didn't give Adam and Eve ANYTHING to cover up with...they covered themselves up after eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
So, really, by your own, misshappen logic, it's acceptable for every one of us to be stark naked right about now.
1/27/2007 4:22:50 AM
#147452
Rahab
Actually, he did give the man and woman animal skins to wear. Maybe if we wore fur bikinis to the beach it wouldn't be such a big problem?
1/27/2007 4:43:06 AM
#147503
socktree
God didn't make our bodies sexually beautiful to look at.
Really? Then who did make this body? I sure as hell didn't do anything to make it look this good!
1/27/2007 6:28:29 AM
#147552
Disekshonal
Man's clothing (real man) is not tight or short
Obviously you have never seen a 50yo overweight man in speedos (commonly called \"budgie-smugglers\") then. If you had you would no longer believe in God.
1/27/2007 9:47:00 AM
#148845
mkb
I vote we get this guy some burqa offers from Victoria's Secret.
1/29/2007 6:09:24 PM
#148875
Eric the Blue
use it as an excuse to call it bathing suits and look at the women's body parts.
Who needs a beach? I can just look at the Victoria's Secret catalog!
How can woman walk around while their vagina shape and size is been shown to everyone at the beach.
I have to agree with SaneChick. I have never seen a bathing suit that let's me see the size and shape of a woman's vagina.
don't care how christian you are but if you see a woman wearing a bathing suit you look down at her vagina part and your mind starts rolling with sexual thoughs.
Maybe you do, but some of us have more control than that. And some of us don't see women only as sexual objects.
Look at your self in the mirrow and ask your self: ' Would I wear this to go to church?' If your answer is no than don't wear it.
I wouldn't wear a T-shirt and jeans to church, but that doesn't mean I won't wear them in public.
Don't wear clothing that might tempt other man to lust.
Other men? I thought we were talking about women.
1/29/2007 6:44:41 PM
#167966
Julian
So you're saying we should wear cologne and a smile everywhere, because that's about all you'll ever catch me in church in... I daresay that's my 'Sunday best' too come to think of it!
...and I'm sure a lot of men would quite like a vagina shaped swimming suit - especially if it feels like one too!
2/23/2007 12:40:04 PM
#167974
Doctor Whom
Is next ... svimvear!
ETA: I guess they didn't cover what a vagina actually is in abstinence-only education.
2/23/2007 1:10:20 PM
#287251
The fragment says that it's the man who looks lustfully the one who sins. It's his problem, go mend it yourself.
9/14/2007 9:49:58 AM
#421509
Princess Rot
"Short beach pants would do just fine..."
Short beach pants and nothing else. Holy Hell... I'm not a lesbian and that turns me on.
3/2/2008 6:04:04 PM
#421543
GigaGuess
If God wanted us to just barely cover our private parts then why he gave Adam and Eve animal skin to cover their bodies instead of leaves....
Something tells me you didn't think this line through very well...
3/2/2008 6:57:46 PM
#421611
Integra
OH NOEZ!!!! NOT OUR EBIL BODIEZ!!!!!!!
God didn't make our bodies sexually beautiful to look at.
That's why god created Adam and Eve naked.
Wait...
3/2/2008 8:13:05 PM
#421666
Lithp
Fair enough. I guess that means you have to wear a hot, clammy suit at the beach, then. Dumbass.
Also, beach shorts are essentially underwear, too. Extremely uncomfortable underwear, but underwear all the same.
3/2/2008 9:36:51 PM
#421671
Lithp
(Sorry, can't edit a post I've made before I got disconnected. But anyway, NOW I remember what I was going to say!)
I do NOT go to beaches just to see women's body parts. Why? Well, because every beach I go to seems to be populated with nothing but really, really fat chicks! And those few that aren't, I'd imagine SOMEONE would get pissed at me for staring. Just this odd little hunch I have....
3/2/2008 9:43:14 PM
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