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I know many 'Christian' females that dress certain way outside the church. (i.e. tight jeans, little open blouses, shorts that are too short , skirts that are very short...) Then they dress differently when they go to church service. They don't realize that they are been hypocrites. The same way you dress to church is the same way you should dress when you out of church. (yes, even if you wear an Astronaut suit to church)

BraveErudite, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

I think I'll go to church in my pajamas today!

Oh, and since we should be the same in-church and out-of-church, I won't bother to shave, or comb my hair...

11/27/2005 8:53:15 PM

The Jamo

Just because you cannot pull it off with a mini-skirt, don't go taking it out on us.

1/26/2007 3:48:48 AM

Don'tLookBehindYou

WTF?

1/27/2008 2:42:04 AM

Alethe

You mean I should go to church naked?..

My priest has a different idea about that, you asshat!

1/27/2008 5:22:26 AM

Zane

If people went to Church in their casual clothing they would be laughed out of the place. I know, I've seen it. Church was fun, except for the whole Jesus thing, I just liked playing foosball (or however you spell that table soccer thing).

1/27/2008 5:27:43 AM

Nny

Men do the same. Ever seen a shirtless man in church?

Whose they hypocrite now?

1/27/2008 11:43:14 PM

Jake Steel

*tries to imagine a butcher wearing a suit coat to chop meat*

1/28/2008 12:49:06 AM

SSJPunk

Please...
Only a complete dumbass would always wear the same thing...
Every time you take a shower, you're a hypocrite.(BTW, read the first letter of each line)

1/28/2008 2:31:18 AM



I would hate it if I had to dress up every day the way that I do when I go to church. Not only would it be impractical, it would just be plain annoying.

Loosen up, BraveErudite. There are so many other things to worry about.

1/28/2008 10:04:07 PM

Blue Lithium

The same way you dress to church is the same way you should dress when you out of church.

What if you're a nurse? Or a fireman? Or a builder?

1/28/2008 11:44:36 PM

Tomby Stone

Goddammit, I can barely afford to rent that astronaut suit for one morning every weekend. Where am I gonna find the money to buy one ??

1/29/2008 1:04:08 AM

rookie

Last time I tried that, some old woman yelled at me for wearing a Greatful Dead T-shirt, ripped jeans, and boots to church. Rookie 1, Fundie 0!

1/29/2008 9:41:48 AM

gargoyle1

Tight jeans, little open blouses, shorts that are too short , skirts that are very short in church? Hey, okay by me!

5/16/2008 8:42:45 PM



So, I should wear a robe to Church, following your logic?, or Pyjamas?

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