...I didn't know Christ had a problem with premature ejaculation.
2/4/2007 5:03:38 AM
I would say "Excuse my boner, Lord, but you know how the bitches be."
9/11/2007 10:55:15 PM
"Peolple" - How is sitting on a bathing suit sexy?
9/12/2007 8:39:52 AM
We´re not saved, according to you, anyway, so I think it makes no difference.
12/27/2009 8:42:09 AM
1/26/2012 8:24:30 PM
The second after?
I believe Christ coming and somebody lusting after seeing me on a bathing suit are equally likely.
1/27/2012 12:06:37 AM
As far as I know I'm not on any bathing suit.
The one lusting at the sight of me IN a bathing suit must like fairly voluminous women in their early forties...
Who are you to tell other people not to have simple minds?
We normal people can see the difference between liking the sight of a woman in a bathing suit, and wanting to take her here and now.
1/27/2012 3:16:22 AM