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Jesus encountered a ‘nudist’ [the Legion demoniac] during his travels. Before he cast the spirit out of the man, the man was naked. Funny how AFTER the spirits were cast out, verse 35 says that the man was ‘CLOTHED and in his right mind’. Maybe no one else will see the significance of this statement, but I sure do. There’s nothing modest about nudity or bikinis either. If it didn't happen yesterday, it could happen today. Look for it!

theonlyinfini, Christianity.com Forums 6 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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onehotminute

Let me guess - you take showers with your clothes on.

2/25/2007 8:21:39 PM

HypnoToad

so revealing swimwear leads to demonic posession? I really wish i could say this is a new one for me, but alas...

2/25/2007 8:28:18 PM

BurntBush

Yep. You are the only one smart enough to have noticed that. You are special!

2/26/2007 12:09:29 AM



I thought the issue was that the man was behaving like a wild animal, not that he was naked.

2/6/2010 2:20:57 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for idiots.

Here is another one.

6/25/2011 6:27:02 PM

v200

Just another idiot yelling about modesty, nothing to see hear keep moving in the other direction... quickly.

7/24/2011 9:54:14 AM
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