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Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died, while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb, and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder. What a horrific irony.

Knight, Knight's Christian Commentaries and Worldwide News 55 Comments [7/16/2010 1:20:04 AM]
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#1181067

Malkyrian

Because everyone who doesn't agree with you thinks exactly the same way.

7/16/2010 1:26:38 AM

#1181070

Justanotheratheist

Global Warming is real. Hell isn't.

The non sequitor which links concern about global warming to being automatically pro aborition is quite a reach, even by the standards of the rubbish we get get from fundies on a regular basis.

7/16/2010 2:03:00 AM

#1181081

aaa

Let me guess. This is your argument against global warming?

7/16/2010 2:45:15 AM

#1181083

Pup

1) One degree is the difference between ice and water.

2) Pro-choice is not pro-kill every feotus.

3) Hell isn't real. I care about things that are real, such as animals that we are wiping out.

7/16/2010 2:51:39 AM

#1181084

Clumps of cells are not children.

7/16/2010 2:55:33 AM

#1181086

Eden

Fundamentalists on the other hand don´t care about the condition in which they´ll leave the earth to other generations.
They only care about themselves and their fear from an imaginary hell.
Therefore they don´t see any reason to restrain themselves from polluting earth or exploiting all natural resources, after all, if this causes any problems for a future generation, god will fix it.

They would also let pregnant women suffer (and/or die), because of their belief that even an impregnated oocyte already is a child and that god forbids abortions no matter under what conditions.

7/16/2010 3:22:57 AM

#1181087

Brain_In_A_Jar

Those children you claim to care so much about? They'll still be here in the future, and feeling the global effects of our actions now, which you just flippantly dismissed.

You don't give a fuck about children, or you'd think a little harder about them. You just want to punish people who break your imagined rules, some of which happen to involve children, and you've noticed that making a fuss about those particular ones garners you the most attention.

7/16/2010 3:29:29 AM

#1181089

Swede

One in about five fetuses is spontanoeously aborted; and Act of God.
Won't somebody think of that cold-blooded mass-slaugter of children in the womb?

Those children who ARE born will have great-grandchildren living a hundred years from now. Why are they not important, but today's lumps of cells that MIGHT one day be a child are extremely important? What a horrific irony.

During the latest ice age the average temperature was just a few degrees below today's average temperature. We humans are not evolved to live in the desert, in scorching heat. Our brains boil at 44 gegrees centigrade.

7/16/2010 3:51:12 AM

#1181093

Tempus

"Global warming is inconsequential because of abortion?"

Holy non-sequitur, Batman!

7/16/2010 4:07:19 AM

#1181094

D Laurier.

Huh?
Ok, so imaginary people pretend to care about something that doesnt matter, while promoting a biblical command, and ignoring the imaginary. What irony where?

7/16/2010 4:25:19 AM

#1181096

Sweet Fancy Moses

I can't think of an appropriate response...I'm stuck on "Global Warmingists." I mean, I can't find a way to make that any funnier.

7/16/2010 4:28:14 AM

#1181102

Mister Spak

Headup Assingists pretend to care about imaginary dimensions they go to after they die, while promoting the cold blooded mass slaughter of real people in the 4 degree rise in temperature they've already caused.

7/16/2010 4:44:15 AM

#1181103

Doctor Whom

If babies are so precious, they're precious enough that we can leave them a livable world. You've taken "Life begins at conception and ends at birth" to new levels.

7/16/2010 4:46:15 AM

#1181108

Rat of Steel

(Sweet Fancy Moses)
"I can't think of an appropriate response...I'm stuck on 'Global Warmingists'. I mean, I can't find a way to make that any funnier."

Couldn't have said it any better, myself.

7/16/2010 5:25:35 AM

#1181110

TGRwulf

Yeah cause all people who acknowledge global warming are pro-choice atheists...
Moron.

And Global Warmingist? That's a new one.

7/16/2010 5:32:40 AM

#1181112

Tardis

Let's see...

Strawman...Good
Non-sequitur...yep
Ad Hominem...ok

Yes it's a trifecta

7/16/2010 5:38:17 AM

#1181113

baileysmom

This is pure insanity, even by my standards.

7/16/2010 5:40:15 AM

#1181117

KittyKaboom

That guy's entire blog is loaded with the crazy. This was actually among the saner content, which is either scary or truly sad. I can't decide.

I'm erring on the side of both.

7/16/2010 5:59:06 AM

#1181118

dionysus

Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died

First off, it's not the temperature increase that people are afraid of, it's the effects of said increase: the further melting of ice, the changing of ocean currents, and the changing of climates. Second, why the hell SHOULDN'T we care what kind of mess we leave our children and grandchildren with?

while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb

You mean brainless, parasitic cells. It's not really a child until it's born though I usually set the cutoff point for abortion at the point the brain forms.

and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder

I'm not ignoring it, I don't believe in it. There's a big difference.

What a horrific irony

Irony? Where? Methinks that irony is another one of those concepts (like ToE) that fundies think they understand but actually don't. Hint: it's not ironic for people to believe in reality but not in fantasy.

7/16/2010 6:08:03 AM

#1181120

shadkat

...Global Warmingists? Hm....spell check doesn't recognize that as a word, but suggests Housewarmings, Housewarming, Heartwarming, or Warmongering.

7/16/2010 6:20:07 AM

#1181125

Olivia

I took a look at his blog, this guy's writing style is bananas. I'm pretty sure he just mumbles into a tape recorder over the course of the day and then transcribes it word for word.

He's also one of your Catholics-are-just-as-bad-as-pagan-atheist-Muslim-Jews evangelicals, and he doesn't believe in bipolar disorder. Knight: There's no one he likes!

7/16/2010 6:32:31 AM

#1181130

Horsefeathers

"Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died, while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb, and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder."

"Global Warmingists"? Really? Seriously? Do you people really think that tacking "-ist" or "-ism" onto something automatically demonizes it in some way? Because you just sound like a fucking idiot to me when you do that shit.

As for the rest of it, "Global Warmingists" =/= abortionists and if you want to threaten people with Hell the very least you could do is substantiate your claim with some evidence.

"What a horrific irony."

You wouldn't know irony if it fell on you.

7/16/2010 6:40:19 AM

#1181139

Pule Thamex

Gosh, imagine if we were all timid, fragile beings, frightened out of our wits as though we were feeble God-botherers, quivering and quaking at mere fairy tales for chumps. What a to-do. And what a stagnant world we'd all live in. Thank goodness nobody believes anything that religious lunatics spout, except for dolts and brainwashed children.

7/16/2010 7:30:51 AM

#1181140

pete

January through June of 2010 is the warmest ever recorded at 1.22 degrees above the thirty year average. Global warming is accelerating and proceeding at a rate beyond earlier predictions.

7/16/2010 7:33:14 AM

#1181144

Doubting Thomas

What the hell is a "Global Warmingist?" Why is it that people whom fundies disagree with always end up being an "-ist?"

And not everyone who understands and knows about global warming is pro-aboriton, a liar, and murderer. Talk about painting everyone with a broad brush. But I guess I shouldn't expect more from people who think that anyone who doesn't agree with them 100% is an evil liberal trying to destroy the country/world.

7/16/2010 7:48:43 AM

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