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Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died, while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb, and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder. What a horrific irony.
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Global Warming is real. Hell isn't.
The non sequitor which links concern about global warming to being automatically pro aborition is quite a reach, even by the standards of the rubbish we get get from fundies on a regular basis.
1) One degree is the difference between ice and water.
2) Pro-choice is not pro-kill every feotus.
3) Hell isn't real. I care about things that are real, such as animals that we are wiping out.
Fundamentalists on the other hand don´t care about the condition in which they´ll leave the earth to other generations.
They only care about themselves and their fear from an imaginary hell.
Therefore they don´t see any reason to restrain themselves from polluting earth or exploiting all natural resources, after all, if this causes any problems for a future generation, god will fix it.
They would also let pregnant women suffer (and/or die), because of their belief that even an impregnated oocyte already is a child and that god forbids abortions no matter under what conditions.
Those children you claim to care so much about? They'll still be here in the future, and feeling the global effects of our actions now, which you just flippantly dismissed.
You don't give a fuck about children, or you'd think a little harder about them. You just want to punish people who break your imagined rules, some of which happen to involve children, and you've noticed that making a fuss about those particular ones garners you the most attention.
One in about five fetuses is spontanoeously aborted; and Act of God.
Won't somebody think of that cold-blooded mass-slaugter of children in the womb?
Those children who ARE born will have great-grandchildren living a hundred years from now. Why are they not important, but today's lumps of cells that MIGHT one day be a child are extremely important? What a horrific irony.
During the latest ice age the average temperature was just a few degrees below today's average temperature. We humans are not evolved to live in the desert, in scorching heat. Our brains boil at 44 gegrees centigrade.
Huh?
Ok, so imaginary people pretend to care about something that doesnt matter, while promoting a biblical command, and ignoring the imaginary. What irony where?
(Sweet Fancy Moses)
"I can't think of an appropriate response...I'm stuck on 'Global Warmingists'. I mean, I can't find a way to make that any funnier."
Couldn't have said it any better, myself.
That guy's entire blog is loaded with the crazy. This was actually among the saner content, which is either scary or truly sad. I can't decide.
I'm erring on the side of both.
Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died
First off, it's not the temperature increase that people are afraid of, it's the effects of said increase: the further melting of ice, the changing of ocean currents, and the changing of climates. Second, why the hell SHOULDN'T we care what kind of mess we leave our children and grandchildren with?
while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb
You mean brainless, parasitic cells. It's not really a child until it's born though I usually set the cutoff point for abortion at the point the brain forms.
and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder
I'm not ignoring it, I don't believe in it. There's a big difference.
What a horrific irony
Irony? Where? Methinks that irony is another one of those concepts (like ToE) that fundies think they understand but actually don't. Hint: it's not ironic for people to believe in reality but not in fantasy.
...Global Warmingists? Hm....spell check doesn't recognize that as a word, but suggests Housewarmings, Housewarming, Heartwarming, or Warmongering.
I took a look at his blog, this guy's writing style is bananas. I'm pretty sure he just mumbles into a tape recorder over the course of the day and then transcribes it word for word.
He's also one of your Catholics-are-just-as-bad-as-pagan-atheist-Muslim-Jews evangelicals, and he doesn't believe in bipolar disorder. Knight: There's no one he likes!
"Global Warmingists pretend to care about a one degree rise in temperature a hundred years after they've died, while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb, and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder."
"Global Warmingists"? Really? Seriously? Do you people really think that tacking "-ist" or "-ism" onto something automatically demonizes it in some way? Because you just sound like a fucking idiot to me when you do that shit.
As for the rest of it, "Global Warmingists" =/= abortionists and if you want to threaten people with Hell the very least you could do is substantiate your claim with some evidence.
"What a horrific irony."
You wouldn't know irony if it fell on you.
Gosh, imagine if we were all timid, fragile beings, frightened out of our wits as though we were feeble God-botherers, quivering and quaking at mere fairy tales for chumps. What a to-do. And what a stagnant world we'd all live in. Thank goodness nobody believes anything that religious lunatics spout, except for dolts and brainwashed children.
What the hell is a "Global Warmingist?" Why is it that people whom fundies disagree with always end up being an "-ist?"
And not everyone who understands and knows about global warming is pro-aboriton, a liar, and murderer. Talk about painting everyone with a broad brush. But I guess I shouldn't expect more from people who think that anyone who doesn't agree with them 100% is an evil liberal trying to destroy the country/world.
A clump of cell is not a child, and millions of pregnancies end in miscarriage without any intervention on our part (some with the woman never knowing she was pregnant).
I don't see you weeping for all the lost souls your god allowed to be created only to be killed by his hand a couple of months later.
...while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb...
Yes. you got us. We are not telling people that a woman has the right to choose, we systematically find every woman who has conceived, and tell her that the fetus in her is unworthy of life, and must be sacrificed to our dark gods. Then every day she doesn't comply, we put a coathanger on her doorstep, just to make sure she gets the message.
So .. help me to understand. If you ae concerned about greenhouse gases, it must necessarily follow that you are pro choice, and both of these things are cardinal sins.. is this what you're trying to say?
Here are some similar arguments you may find helpful:
FEMA pretends to care about sea turtles being killed by oil gushing into the Gulf, while ignoring the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb.
The FDA pretends to care about diabetes drugs causing heart attacks, while ignoring the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb.
Homeland Security pretend to care about a bomb in the NYC subway, while ignoring the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb.
5 cases of dengue fever reported in Key West.
Keep it up - you probably hate Mexicans and Arabs, but you're creating a world where only the residents of the Sahara and the deserts of northern Mexico will have the skills needed to survive.
Global Warmingists pretend to care
It is neither your place, nor within your ability to decide or determine what I, or anyone else, does or does not care about.
about a one degree rise in temperature
A one degree increase in global mean tempature isn't like a one degree rise in surface temp in Sarasota, it equates to a massive change in global weather patterns.
a hundred years after they've died
Because I care what kind of world I leave behind for my kids and grandkids.
while promoting the cold-blooded mass slaughter of children in the womb,
A person's stance on abortion and their stance on global warming/climate change are completely independant of each other. You can be pro-choice and think climate change is a crock of shit and vice versa.
and ignoring the eternal fire of Hell that awaits those who lie and murder
And none of that has anything whatsoever to do with global warming. So what in the name of fuck is your point?
In this person's world there are liberals and conservatives and you're not allowed to ever have different opinions on different topics.
I guess it keeps him from getting to confused and allows him to be semi-functional that way.
I've got children. I've got grandchildren. I've got great-grandchildren. I care what happens to the world, so I care what happens to the atmosphere. And I want all the females in my family to be able to choose when to give birth. Nobody "promotes" abortion, we just want it available as an option.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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