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actually, the more I think about it, the more inclined I am to want gays to marry. Why? Because, the fastest growing religion is Islam. And Islam has the Taliban. And the Taliban like Sharia Law. And Sharia Law mandates the execution of gays. And hunting down gays is tiresome work. So, if they register at Macy's Bridal Dept, and with Govt...it won't take long to track them down and execute them. Oh? We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not. We will, though. Maybe not in my lifetime. Maybe not in the lifetime of my children. But, it is not a question of if...it is a question of when. Let's make it easier on the taliban to find and subject them to Sharia Law. Let them register their marriages.

Thomas W Jarvis, Yahoo! News 77 Comments [7/15/2010 1:03:06 AM]
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Wow.

7/15/2010 1:15:40 AM

Stormwarden

Gotta appreciate the honesty, here. Most fundies would deny wanting anything to do with Sharia law. Interesting that.

7/15/2010 1:17:17 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Remind me, what is that saying about "the enemy of my enemy"?

7/15/2010 1:19:58 AM

aaa

You have no idea how much i dislike you.

7/15/2010 1:53:17 AM

Jesus Klingon

Keep it up. Stonewall will end up looking like a dress rehearsal.

7/15/2010 2:21:38 AM

D Laurier.

Most talibans appear to not like sharia law. Indeed some are quite critical of it.

7/15/2010 3:24:42 AM



Feel that Christian Love!

Doctor Fishcake; the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy.


7/15/2010 3:47:08 AM



That W stand for wanker? It should.

7/15/2010 3:51:36 AM

El Zorro

Another "enabler" cunt.

7/15/2010 3:57:11 AM

2 + 2 =

You're an idiot

7/15/2010 4:09:53 AM

Kristine

Ahhh ... fatwa envy.

7/15/2010 4:15:01 AM

Mathew

You are fucking out of your mind and I hope you never come to a position of political power. It's bad enough people like you have the power to vote, so let's not exacerbate the situation.

7/15/2010 4:51:08 AM

Mister Spak

The taliban will also find it easier to find your grandchildren who registered at Macys bridal dept and kill them. So to protect themselves from the taliban christians should live in sin.

7/15/2010 5:05:44 AM

erlando

I hope one of your kids tells you s/he is gay someday. The following heart attack will most certainly kill you.

7/15/2010 5:25:35 AM

John_in_Oz

There is no cause so reasonable and self-evidently right that it won't nevertheless somewhere have a raving loony that supports it.

7/15/2010 5:32:55 AM

SZD

Barring the whole killing of gays, does that chain of logic make any sense to anyone else?

7/15/2010 5:41:13 AM

Musicalbookworm

I thought this was from moonbattery...

7/15/2010 5:48:53 AM

WWWWolf

> We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not.

Dear future historians: This was not quoted out of context. There demonstrably were Christian fundies who supported the Sharia law in 2010; not just implicitly, but explicitly.

7/15/2010 5:51:42 AM

the old firm

And again we learn what funda-mental religious people really believe: United we hate!

7/15/2010 5:53:31 AM

Big Jilm

You can't be fucking serious!

The Taliban can't even hold control of the government of the poorest country in the world.

Even your American Taliban has trouble controlling a picnic.

"Sadly we do not" have a Taliban-controlled US? Wishing the death of millions of people because you find them icky?

-sounds like a terrorist to me.

7/15/2010 5:58:38 AM

Tallyho

Surely this is a parody of something!

Bravo TWJ for being so obscure it sailed over everyone's head!


I Hope!

7/15/2010 6:13:13 AM

Mudak

I've got to call Poe on this one for the sheer inanity of it all. That and the fact that he's willing to put up with gay marriage for at least two generations before sharia takes effect (his prediction, not mine) rather than the instant gratification of being able to round 'em all up now...

I find this more laughable than anything, personally. I've seen similar arguments against the death penalty because it's too lenient.

7/15/2010 6:16:03 AM

GigaGuess

But remember, the Christians are far, far morally superior to us evil gays. So morally superior that they support Islam to do their dirty work for them, it seems.

7/15/2010 6:16:32 AM



Does this retard know that the Taliban is a fringe group who doesnt get along with the rest of the Muslims?

7/15/2010 6:19:40 AM

dionysus

actually, the more I think about it, the more inclined I am to want gays to marry. Why? Because, the fastest growing religion is Islam. And Islam has the Taliban. And the Taliban like Sharia Law. And Sharia Law mandates the execution of gays.

In other words, the only reason you want gays to get married is so you can kill them...

And hunting down gays is tiresome work. So, if they register at Macy's Bridal Dept, and with Govt...it won't take long to track them down and execute them.

...and because you're lazy...

Oh? We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not. We will, though. Maybe not in my lifetime. Maybe not in the lifetime of my children. But, it is not a question of if...it is a question of when. Let's make it easier on the taliban to find and subject them to Sharia Law.

...and you hate America and democracy in general. So you're a lazy, murdering theocrat who hates America. Congratulations on having absolutely no redeeming qualities. Go fuck yourself with a branding iron.

7/15/2010 6:21:55 AM
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