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Muslims are generally irredeemable. Jihad is everything and an infidel is an infidel, period. England invites them in and the Brits get Londonistan in return. The U.S. gives up the Presidency to one... as a whimsical gesture of supplication, and predictably get WhiteHousistan.

Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians but no good deed goes unpunished. Exceptions to Israeli magnanimity occur when the Israelis are being murdered by Hamas and Hezbolla. Then the charity is usually, not always, temporarily suspended.

Somehow however, the causal links leading to such exceptions seem to be conveniently impossible for muslims and similarly-enlightened liberals to comprehend.

Fiberal, Moonbattery 44 Comments [7/16/2010 1:22:36 AM]
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Justanotheratheist

Over generalization deluxe. We have millions of Muslims living here in South Africa and the negative impact on everyone else's life has been.....precisely nil. Unless you count such major tragedies as certain restaurants not having pork products on their menus, and even then this is indicated at the entrance.

I won't even comment on this idiot's take on the thorny Middle Eastern question.

7/16/2010 1:59:41 AM



Londonistan? Magnanimous Israelis? Muslim POTUS?

This is the Mirror Universe, yes? ... say, is Major Kira in there in her Intendant get-up?

7/16/2010 2:03:03 AM



I take offence to the idea that Britain is being taking over by muslims. Our proud government has been more than happy to jail muslims without trial, shoot dead innocent suspects and deport our own citizens to other countries to be tortured.

7/16/2010 2:17:30 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Because bombing civilians, bulldozing houses and shooting at children is magnanimous.

7/16/2010 2:28:56 AM

aaa

"Muslims are generally irredeemable. Jihad is everything and an infidel is an infidel, period. England invites them in and the Brits get Londonistan in return. The U.S. gives up the Presidency to one... as a whimsical gesture of supplication, and predictably get WhiteHousistan."

For the last fucking time, not every muslim is like Osama bin Laden and Barack Obama is still not a muslim.

"Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians but no good deed goes unpunished. Exceptions to Israeli magnanimity occur when the Israelis are being murdered by Hamas and Hezbolla. Then the charity is usually, not always, temporarily suspended."

Either you live in an alternative universe where Israel hasn't fucked over palestine like in this world or you think that Israel can't do anything morally wrong, even if they shoved every arab to a gas chamber.

"Somehow however, the causal links leading to such exceptions seem to be conveniently impossible for muslims and similarly-enlightened liberals to comprehend."

Stop reading the Daily Mail.

7/16/2010 2:39:41 AM

TB Tabby

"The U.S. gives up the Presidency to one... as a whimsical gesture of supplication, and predictably get WhiteHousistan."

It is so fitting that your username begins with "Fib." If the president really was part of a terrorist sleeper cell, his name would not be Barack Obama. It would be John McCormick. He would have lily-white skin and blue eyes. His birthplace would be Battle Creek, Michigan, not Honolulu. And he would urge all Americans to band together against external threats...so that they didn't notice the internal threat until it was too late.

7/16/2010 2:46:30 AM

Orion

I think what we have here is a resident of dumbfuckistan.

7/16/2010 3:59:54 AM

D Laurier

Muslims are not products or comodities. Jihad is a last desperate resort and an infidel is anyone who leaves their religion. England oppressed millions of brwown people and there is no such place as Londonistan. The YOU is imaginary, boogaboogabooooo

The criminal occupation in Palestine has waged premeditated genocide against the native Palestinians for 60 odd years.

Your bizzare fantasyland is a strange and confusing place

7/16/2010 4:32:25 AM

Mister Spak

"Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians"

Like when they don't allow food to be imported into Gaza, but they import explosions via aircraft. The Israelis are magnanimous that way.

7/16/2010 4:40:19 AM

Doctor Whom

The U.S. gives up the Presidency to one... as a whimsical gesture of supplication,

Oh, no, Mr. Bill, representative democracy!

and predictably get WhiteHousistan.

You're not even trying to make sense. You are trying, though, but in a different sense.

Also, I'd rather have all of the Muslim health-care professionals in this country than you.

7/16/2010 4:51:07 AM

Swede

Nice fairy tale land you live in, Fiberal.
How many Muslims do you actually know? I know several and none of them are into Jihad or infidels, and my hometown is not an X-istan, whatever the hell that means.

Israel has always been magnanimous and charitable to Palestinians? When? How? Where?
I have never seen any sign of that at all. Was it magnanimous of Israel to take over the landmass of Palestine after WWII?
Is it magnanimous of Israel to not allow medicines and building materials to enter the Gaza Strip, to attack the ships that tried to transport those things?
Then my definition of magnanimous and of charitable is not the same as yours, not at all.

7/16/2010 5:13:24 AM

TGRwulf

That's because said links don't fucking exist. Not all Muslims are terrorists, just as not all Christians are fundy idiots like you are.

And for the last goddamn time, Obama is NOT a Muslim!

7/16/2010 5:34:41 AM

emau99

Muslims are generally irredeemable. Jihad is everything and an infidel is an infidel, period.

More Muslims than Christians have died fighting radical Islam. Way to piss on their graves, Fiberal.

Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians but no good deed goes unpunished.

What.

Seriously, WTF. Are you on crack?

7/16/2010 5:54:39 AM

Big Jilm

You're fucking retarded.

How you can equate Islam (one of the most "conservative" religions with Liberalism is beyond me.

Oh and Obama is a life-long Catholic, you dolt. Not that it's any better.

7/16/2010 5:54:45 AM

The Lazy One

Is it bad that I laughed like an idiot at WhiteHousistan? I'm not gonna lie- that was stupid, but still hilarious.

7/16/2010 5:56:57 AM

I read about the afterlife

"The U.S. gives up the presidency to oen...as a whimsical gesture of supplication, and predictably get WhiteHousistan."

You know, you can use big words all you like -- but you still sound like a misinformed idiot.

7/16/2010 6:22:48 AM

Wozza

I live in London and there are lots of muslims here, amoungst a wide variety of social, ethnic and religous groups. It is a vibrant, generally tolerant, thriving international city. Generally, everyone gets on pretty well.

You on the other hand don't live in London, and consequently have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

7/16/2010 6:25:44 AM

caustic gnostic

Orion beat me to it.

7/16/2010 6:25:50 AM

Horsefeathers

I was confused until I saw it was from Moonbattery.

7/16/2010 6:33:35 AM

shadkat

Magnanimous? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

7/16/2010 6:35:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Muslims are generally irredeemable. Jihad is everything and an infidel is an infidel, period. England invites them in and the Brits get Londonistan in return"

Watch Fux News, much? I'm just surprised you didn't bleat about we in the UK (supposedly) having 'Sharia Law'. There's far more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US. Do you have Sharia Law?

All the Muslims I've met in my locale are good, decent people who just want to make an honest living for them & their families, pay their taxes and be law abiding citizens.

My physician is a Muslim. He was the anaesthetist at an operation I had some years ago. I'd trust him with my life.

@aaa

"Stop reading the Daily Mail."

Or as I refer to it, the Daily Fail.

7/16/2010 6:38:43 AM

dionysus

Muslims are generally irredeemable.

To fundies redemption equals "believe exactly what I believe". You can keep your redemption.

Jihad is everything

It is? Then what are the five pillars of Islam, decoration?

and an infidel is an infidel, period

Just like for Christianists a heathen is a heathen.

England invites them in and the Brits get Londonistan in return.

While there are some fundies that are trying to do that, they don't represent the majority. Most just want to live in peace. It's actually very much like Christianity in the US; the fundie assholes want a theocracy and the moderates just want to live in peace.

The U.S. gives up the Presidency to one

I had no idea Dubbya was a Muslim. Seriously though, this whole "Obama is a Muslim" thing is getting old. Reverand fucking Wright, do you remember him? The Republican party only brought him up every chance they had.

as a whimsical gesture of supplication, and predictably get WhiteHousistan



Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians

In what bizarro universe do you live? Because that's the only way I can explain your comments so far.

Exceptions to Israeli magnanimity occur when the Israelis are being murdered by Hamas and Hezbolla

Or when they need more housing and decide to kick some Palestinians off their land.

Then the charity is usually, not always, temporarily suspended.

Wow, I bet you're also one of those assholes who thinks that Native Americans should be grateful for what the US did to them. Taking someone's land =/= charity. Well, maybe in your bizarro universe but not here.

Somehow however, the causal links leading to such exceptions seem to be conveniently impossible for muslims and similarly-enlightened liberals to comprehend

The only link here is that after WWII we crammed a bunch of Jewish people into Palestinian lands and somehow expected them to get along. It was a disaster waiting to happen.

7/16/2010 6:40:08 AM

Nihlum

"Israel has always been magnanimous to the Palistinians " Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!

7/16/2010 7:06:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

Are they still bleating the "Obama is a Muslim" line again? It didn't scare people away from voting for him in 2008, so it's not going to scare people away from supporting him now.

While you're on the puns, you forgot to mention how the Christian Taliban established places like Alabamastan.

7/16/2010 7:39:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Doubting Thomas

"you forgot to mention how the Christian Taliban established places like Alabamastan."

Which of course, is part of:


7/16/2010 7:42:47 AM
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