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A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap.

These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Lebanon barracks and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.

Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar.

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 64 Comments [7/16/2010 8:50:39 AM]
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Why is nuking Mecca the first thing these people think of?

7/16/2010 8:54:34 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"Uncle Sugar" sounds more like a creepy pervert than a symbol of the US.

7/16/2010 8:59:53 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

A Christian is a Christian. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with Yahweh, so we can just cut the crap.

These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Crusades and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.

Next time they call for the slaughter of people different from them, we nuke the Creation Museum. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with your intellectual superiors.


SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO.

7/16/2010 9:03:17 AM

Agnostic Jew

Uncle Sugar? That would be agreat name for a pedophile.

7/16/2010 9:04:07 AM

Tom S. Fox

GodotIsWaiting4U: Christians pray to the Creation Museum?

7/16/2010 9:06:33 AM

Amanda

Who's Uncle Sugar?

7/16/2010 9:09:47 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

@Tom S. Fox: Not really, but I couldn't think of anywhere. They'd certainly be pissed if it got nuked, though.

7/16/2010 9:10:11 AM



Why am I surprised that you ignorant tossers want to play by schoolyard rules of tit for tat? Grow the hell up.

7/16/2010 9:19:28 AM

Chamale

@GodotIsWaiting4U: I think Vatican City might work, but you can't recreate the statement exactly in your parody because Christians don't have an equivalent to Mecca.

Anyway, here's another fundie who fails to understand that Allah = al Lah = the Lord in Arabic. One might as well say that Christian pray to Allah, or that Muslims pray to the Lord.

7/16/2010 9:19:48 AM

aaa

Your hateful and reckless actions would make pretty much every country out there go after you without any rules or limits.

7/16/2010 9:23:01 AM

TGRwulf

"Blood is thicker than water"

I didn't realize all Muslims were related...

Yeah, and like we've told you idiots before, bombing Mecca would serve no purpose other than sparking WW3

7/16/2010 9:31:49 AM

PAnz

I dunno, something about leveling one country and shaking the ever living fuck out of another doesn't count as "kicking ass"?

7/16/2010 9:32:20 AM

Wozza

Still not kicked serious ass? Just how many thousands of muslims do you think have actually been killed, directly and indirectly, by the actions of the US since 1982? And you're STILL not satisfied that you've punished them enough so you want to kill and maim more innocents?

Dickhead. I sincerely hope for the sake of the decent majority of people in US that in this case what goes around does not come around.

7/16/2010 9:34:19 AM

Mudak

Blood may be thicker than water, but beer tastes better than both.

7/16/2010 9:38:10 AM

Godbuster

Let me put it like this:

If WW3 happens for religious reasons, I hope everyone dies because we would fucking deserve it.

7/16/2010 10:24:36 AM

emau99

A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water. Etc.

That's deep, man.

In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap.

Well, they are Muslims, you know.

These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Lebanon barracks and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.

You mean, other than invading Iraq and Afghanistan and toppling their governments, obliterating their infrastructures, and--oh, yeah--killing thousands of people, right?

Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to.

Wow. Yeah, that would get their attention, all right.

What do you think would happen after that?

7/16/2010 10:30:09 AM

Wehpudicabok

Well, let's see. In one swift action, you've managed to turn a defensive war against a terrorist group into a global religious war against the second most populous religion in the world, and in the process, turned loyal Muslim American citizens into likely terrorists, shat on the First Amendment, caused significant (and possibly irreparable) damage to the environment, and alienated all of our European allies (except maybe Nick Sarkozy). Not to mention taking millions of innocent lives, but you probably saw that as a bonus.

Good job!

Edit: Apparently Sarkozy generally supports Islam. Sorry to him, all I remember hearing about was his fury at the burqas.

7/16/2010 10:50:10 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

Do they spell it "Moslem" on purpose? I don't have the unhealthy obbsesion of Wyatt's Torch, but even I know it's spelled Muslim.

Also, back when I was a stripper, I danced under the name Uncle Sugar. So yeah. Don't fuck with me.

7/16/2010 11:08:49 AM

Musicalbookworm

Shut up before you start WWIII

7/16/2010 11:14:13 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

For one thing, it's spelt "muslim", not "Moslem". No wonder we in F.S.T.D.T. think you guys are retarded.

"Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar."

Um, yeah... Isn't there a mosque also in Saudi Arabia where Mohammed is buried along with an empty tomb made for Jesus, as in Jesus Christ? Also aren't there also the Mosque Plaza in Israel and the Al Aqsa Mosque? Y'know... The one with the golden roof? They'd still have somewhere to pray and if you nuke Mecca you start WWIII. JEEZ, WHAT AN IDIOT!

7/16/2010 11:43:14 AM

Evil Monkey

I really believe that we are living in extremely primitive times. The only way for mankind to move forward is to get past the idea of god and religion.

I know I sound just like the fundies but I really wish Christianity and Islam would just get their inevitable nuclear war over with, kill each other off, and leave the world for the rest of us who want progress.

7/16/2010 11:49:26 AM

Fompili

Your countrymen killed about a million and a half civilians in your latest endeavor in Iraq, and a million before that in your so-called Gulf War... Iraq being just ONE of the many, many countries the U.S. has attacked...

But noooooooooooooooooooo, you write:
"we've STILL not kicked serious ass"

How many more do you have to kill before you can feel sufficiently proud and genocidal? Ten millions? Twenty millions? More?

7/16/2010 11:54:55 AM

GigaGuess

And watch as every Muslim in the world turns on you, many moderates (Yes, there are moderate Muslims, no, not all Muslims are Plane-Hijacking, Turrist ragheads) will shift to extremist mode, and most, if not all allies you thought you had will turn their backs on you in the face of such a horrible act.

Enjoy swift death.

7/16/2010 12:03:55 PM



About the moslem/muslim thing. Neither are incorrect; there is no internationally agreed transliteration system from Arabic to Roman characters (hence the variant spellings of Koran/Quran etc.). Moslem is just a spelling that was used more 100 years ago than now. 'Mussulman' is yet another variant, now fallen out of use.

Anyway, I want to hear more about Rumpshaker Slim and the stripping.

7/16/2010 12:08:59 PM

Berny

Yah, you do that. Nuke Mecca. Then you'll have every single Muslim on the planet looking to kill every American they come across, not to mention you will turn your nation into a pariah with every country in the world.

7/16/2010 12:17:38 PM
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