A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap.
These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Lebanon barracks and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar.
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A Christian is a Christian. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with Yahweh, so we can just cut the crap.
These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Crusades and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.
Next time they call for the slaughter of people different from them, we nuke the Creation Museum. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with your intellectual superiors.
SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO.
@GodotIsWaiting4U: I think Vatican City might work, but you can't recreate the statement exactly in your parody because Christians don't have an equivalent to Mecca.
Anyway, here's another fundie who fails to understand that Allah = al Lah = the Lord in Arabic. One might as well say that Christian pray to Allah, or that Muslims pray to the Lord.
"Blood is thicker than water"
I didn't realize all Muslims were related...
Yeah, and like we've told you idiots before, bombing Mecca would serve no purpose other than sparking WW3
Still not kicked serious ass? Just how many thousands of muslims do you think have actually been killed, directly and indirectly, by the actions of the US since 1982? And you're STILL not satisfied that you've punished them enough so you want to kill and maim more innocents?
Dickhead. I sincerely hope for the sake of the decent majority of people in US that in this case what goes around does not come around.
A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water. Etc.
That's deep, man.
In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap.
Well, they are Muslims, you know.
These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Lebanon barracks and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.
You mean, other than invading Iraq and Afghanistan and toppling their governments, obliterating their infrastructures, and--oh, yeah--killing thousands of people , right?
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to.
Wow. Yeah, that would get their attention, all right.
What do you think would happen after that?
Well, let's see. In one swift action, you've managed to turn a defensive war against a terrorist group into a global religious war against the second most populous religion in the world, and in the process, turned loyal Muslim American citizens into likely terrorists, shat on the First Amendment, caused significant (and possibly irreparable) damage to the environment, and alienated all of our European allies (except maybe Nick Sarkozy). Not to mention taking millions of innocent lives, but you probably saw that as a bonus.
Good job!
Edit: Apparently Sarkozy generally supports Islam. Sorry to him, all I remember hearing about was his fury at the burqas.
Do they spell it "Moslem" on purpose? I don't have the unhealthy obbsesion of Wyatt's Torch, but even I know it's spelled Muslim.
Also, back when I was a stripper, I danced under the name Uncle Sugar. So yeah. Don't fuck with me.
For one thing, it's spelt "muslim", not "Moslem". No wonder we in F.S.T.D.T. think you guys are retarded.
"Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar."
Um, yeah... Isn't there a mosque also in Saudi Arabia where Mohammed is buried along with an empty tomb made for Jesus, as in Jesus Christ ? Also aren't there also the Mosque Plaza in Israel and the Al Aqsa Mosque? Y'know... The one with the golden roof? They'd still have somewhere to pray and if you nuke Mecca you start WWIII. JEEZ, WHAT AN IDIOT!
I really believe that we are living in extremely primitive times. The only way for mankind to move forward is to get past the idea of god and religion.
I know I sound just like the fundies but I really wish Christianity and Islam would just get their inevitable nuclear war over with, kill each other off, and leave the world for the rest of us who want progress.
Your countrymen killed about a million and a half civilians in your latest endeavor in Iraq, and a million before that in your so-called Gulf War... Iraq being just ONE of the many, many countries the U.S. has attacked...
But noooooooooooooooooooo, you write:
"we've STILL not kicked serious ass"
How many more do you have to kill before you can feel sufficiently proud and genocidal? Ten millions? Twenty millions? More?
And watch as every Muslim in the world turns on you, many moderates (Yes, there are moderate Muslims, no, not all Muslims are Plane-Hijacking, Turrist ragheads) will shift to extremist mode, and most, if not all allies you thought you had will turn their backs on you in the face of such a horrible act.
Enjoy swift death.
About the moslem/muslim thing. Neither are incorrect; there is no internationally agreed transliteration system from Arabic to Roman characters (hence the variant spellings of Koran/Quran etc.). Moslem is just a spelling that was used more 100 years ago than now. 'Mussulman' is yet another variant, now fallen out of use.
Anyway, I want to hear more about Rumpshaker Slim and the stripping.
Yah, you do that. Nuke Mecca. Then you'll have every single Muslim on the planet looking to kill every American they come across, not to mention you will turn your nation into a pariah with every country in the world.
If we were to "nuke" any city on earth, our country would cease to exist. It wouldn't even require military retaliation. We would find ourselves devoid of diplomatic and trading partners. We would die on the vine.
Heck! It just might start the civil war the teabaggers seem to want so much. I know that I would be disinclined to allow anyone, who committed such a crime, to remain in office and unpunished.
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to.
And then they proceed to bomb the hell out of every major city in the US killing tens of millions. Not to mention that the other Western nations will be all over your ass faster than you can say "Prayz Jayzuz!". You'll have effectively destroyed the US physically, financially, and have turned everyone into enemies. Some plan you've got there.
I know these Asshats do not care for facts. But here's some:
1) Nuking Mecca would cause EVERY Muslim to be against us.
2) Nuking Mecca would cause all of Europe to be against us.
3) Nuking Mecca would cause every liberal to be against you.
4) Nuking Mecca would cause every moderate Republican who doesn't want to be associated with you to be against you.
5) In the end, the only people you would have on your side are crazy right-wingers. The south versus the rest of world?
It's not looking too good for you.
More like small pockets in the south against the rest of the world.
Not all of us here in the southern USA are crazy.
Thou those that are ARE pretty loud.
"A Moslem is a Moslem"
And a muslim is a muslim. Your point?
And rare is the muslim who has not cradled a dead or dying relative that was killed by western anti-islamic aggression.
Rare is the islamic city that has not been bombed to rubble by the warplanes of democracy.
Rare is the islamic state not strangled by decades of economic blocade.
Who is this "Uncle Sugar"?
....You realize that similarly deluded Muslims could basically just say the same thing about Christians, right? No, you don't care. You just want an excuse for violence and don't actually care about silly things like knowing who you are actually fighting.
Actually, blood is about 92% water.
Loyalty to imaginary deities is not found in blood or any other part of the human body.
Why would any human want to fuck someone called Uncle Sugar? Seems wrong, somehow.
You do understand that they know how to shoot back, don't you? You douchenozzles always seem to think that you're the only ones with the guns, and that you'll get to just sweep through the streets shooting everyone with no risk to yourselves.
Sometimes, I really - desperately - wish your stupid god shit was true, and that you really would fly up into the sky. It would be sooo fucking peaceful without having to listen to your ignorant, incessant bleating about the inequities of being poor put-upon christians.
Please sell your shit (like jesus said), give your money to the poor (like jesus said), and just fucking kill yourselves already.
"A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap."
In Biblical times, in the Middle East, the common language was Aramaic. 'God' in Aramaic is 'Elah'. Elah. Allah. Hmmm, interesting.
Christian worshippers in Malta refer to God as 'Allah'. The Church of Malta is one of the earliest established pre-Holy Roman Christian churches, next to the Coptic Church in Egypt.
Your call, Wyatt's Torch.
"OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar."
Baron Sugar (Lord Sugar in the House of Lords; also Sir Alan Sugar) makes no distinctions with those he employs in his various companies. It's known that a number of senior managers/VPs of such companies are Muslim. Alan Sugar is Jewish. Ergo...:
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“Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar.”
Congratulations you just managed to do the one thing that hundreds of leaders, diplomats and politicians have failed to do, unified the Muslim nations against a single threat.
Unfortunately for your nation that threat happens to be you.
So I have one question how long could America survive on its domestic oil?
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Unfortunately for the Al-Aqsa Mosque, extremist Orthodox Jews & Zionists, coupled with "End Timers" would ensure that said Mosque is delebrately & publicly demolished, to make way for the Third Temple Of Solomon, as the mosque was built on the ruins of the Second Temple, destroyed by the Roman Empire, in the aftermath of the failed Masada revolt in AD 70...
As for the post above, I suspect 2-3 weeks at best, before fuel rationing takes place, & as I suspect, that Halliburton pulls the plug on tech support for their contracts in the Gulf Of Mexico, possibly a week, before said oil rigs are shut down for "urgent safety inspections"...
Note: Halliburton's head office is now based in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates, not the U.S...
A Moslem is a Moslem.
---Self evident, I would think.
Blood is thicker than water.
---Self evident
Etc.
---What does this mean?
In the end, the loyalty is always with Allah, so we can just cut the crap.
---Allah simply means God. So where's the problem for you?
These bastards have been hitting us hard since the Lebanon barracks and we've STILL not kicked serious ass.
---Maybe America is past its best and cannot do any more than it is doing. But you could always enlist to fight your country's wars, no?
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca.
---And what would you do for gas then when the Arabs blow up all the oil in their lands to prevent America getting any. Wasn't it Reagan who cut the R+D into hydorgen power because the oil barons who had him in theior pockets didn't want to lose their billions. Real patriotism that!
OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with Uncle Sugar.
---Gobshite!
Sigh.
A) Mecca is in Saudi Arabia. The US is allied with Saudi Arabia. Pretty sure that nuking your allies is a BAD idea.
B) The majority of Muslims are against terrorism. Quit lumping them in with the extremists.
C) Mecca is located in an urban, populated area. You'd be fucking over millions of innocent people by nuking it.
D) Nuking Mecca, in addition to being immoral as fuck, would only serve to make things WORSE. Those who already hate the US would become more hateful, and many moderates would likely become extremists. And trust me, they WOULD retaliate. We're talking about people who aren't afraid to die, hence the suicide bombings. Do you honestly believe that destroying Islam's holiest site is somehow going to end extremism?
Fucking moron.
What would these idiots say if a Moslem called for nuking Jerusalem (land of crucified Jesus)?
Many of these fundies consider Jerusalem to be their Mecca because Jesus died for their sins there, can you imagine how their heads would spin if they heard a Moslem call for nuking that holey place (wont happen though, Moslems consider it a holey place for them as well).
Wyatt would, no doubt, be offended if someone said this:
"A Christian is a Christian. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with the Pope, so we can just cut the crap.
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Jerusalem and the Vatican. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with us."
Yet I only changed a few words.
@SeekerLancer
"Yes this is why we don't want countries like Iran to have nukes because this is how insane religious fundamentalists on any side would use them."
Thus Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. By the mere fact that he was elected. Imagine if McCain had made it to the White House. He's not getting any younger (thus his nickname 'The Corpse'). He's known to have heart problems. At any time, the case-like device containing the nuclear authentication/launch codes, nicknamed 'The Football', is kept near the president.
Sarah Failin believes in the (C)Rapture.
You do the maths.
'If Obama hadn't been elected, the Secret Servicemen had been given strict orders to shoot Palin if McCain had died of a heart attack.'
-Frankie Boyle
Yeah, great idea, radicalise about a quarter of the world, so instead of facing a few radical Muslims you end up with hundreds of millions of them pissed off and bent on revenge. That'll make things better.
Let´s see, the moment you suggest nuking Mecca, it´s clear that you´re loyal to your own agenda, at the end of the day. Double standards?
Confused?
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