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Yes we know, Wyatt, your penis is really really big. You can calm down now.
7/17/2010 9:15:12 PM
Who in the fuckity fucking hell is Uncle Sugar???
7/17/2010 9:52:34 PM
I just laughed out loud at that. I woke up my roommate :D
7/17/2010 11:08:43 PM
Damn it, who gave this moron the launch codes?
7/18/2010 2:18:17 PM
What would these idiots say if a Moslem called for nuking Jerusalem (land of crucified Jesus)?
Many of these fundies consider Jerusalem to be their Mecca because Jesus died for their sins there, can you imagine how their heads would spin if they heard a Moslem call for nuking that holey place (wont happen though, Moslems consider it a holey place for them as well).
7/19/2010 3:27:47 AM
"Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Mecca."
Did you know Pakistan has nukes?
7/19/2010 5:16:29 AM
Imagine Kaba, St. Peter's Cathedral and the Wailing Wall being bombed simultaneously. That's what I'd call kicking serious ass!
7/19/2010 8:28:46 AM
"A Moslem is a Moslem. Blood is thicker than water"
But Tar is thicker than blood. Does that mean we have to be nice to roadworkers - even Muslim ones?
7/19/2010 8:29:44 AM
Yes this is why we don't want countries like Iran to have nukes because this is how insane religious fundamentalists on any side would use them.
7/19/2010 12:12:39 PM
Wyatt would, no doubt, be offended if someone said this:
"A Christian is a Christian. Blood is thicker than water. Etc. In the end, the loyalty is always with the Pope, so we can just cut the crap.
Next time they blow up a plane or building, we nuke Jerusalem and the Vatican. OK assholes, now you have nowhere to pray to. Next time don't f*ck with us."
Yet I only changed a few words.
7/20/2010 5:25:06 AM
"Yes this is why we don't want countries like Iran to have nukes because this is how insane religious fundamentalists on any side would use them."
Thus Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. By the mere fact that he was elected. Imagine if McCain had made it to the White House. He's not getting any younger (thus his nickname 'The Corpse'). He's known to have heart problems. At any time, the case-like device containing the nuclear authentication/launch codes, nicknamed 'The Football', is kept near the president.
Sarah Failin believes in the (C)Rapture.
You do the maths.
'If Obama hadn't been elected, the Secret Servicemen had been given strict orders to shoot Palin if McCain had died of a heart attack.'
7/21/2010 8:27:16 AM
Yeah, great idea, radicalise about a quarter of the world, so instead of facing a few radical Muslims you end up with hundreds of millions of them pissed off and bent on revenge. That'll make things better.
7/24/2010 6:51:11 PM
The Vatican wouldn't work...remember to these people, Catholcis aren't Christian
7/24/2010 8:50:11 PM
Let´s see, the moment you suggest nuking Mecca, it´s clear that you´re loyal to your own agenda, at the end of the day. Double standards?
7/31/2010 6:07:40 AM
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