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An arab friend of mine who is a internationally know expert on islam told me that bombing Mecca would be a really bad idea and would marshal the entire muslim population against anyone who did nuke it.

I just smiled and said GOOD!

Naturally he was suprised and thought I hated arabs, he's egyptian/lebanese, and thought I was going way to far.

I told him that once you thump somebody with a 2x4 hard enough they tend to not want to fight anymore and if they don't you just thump them again until they get they message.

Sometimes the cowgirl way IS best!

Michelle, Moonbattery 125 Comments [7/15/2010 1:16:59 AM]
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Random Man

But if said someone had friends...

7/15/2010 1:19:45 AM

Brent

Right...so what you're saying is, al Qaeda shouldn't have stopped with 9/11 then? They should just keep going until we get the message?

7/15/2010 1:38:27 AM

Brenz

You are without question the dumbest person on the internet today.

Are you sure he's your friend? You should ask him.

7/15/2010 1:47:12 AM

Swede

How would you feel if someone bombed the Statue of Liberty, or the White House (or whatever edifice symbolises AMERICA best)?
Wouldn't you then want to erradicate each and everone involved in that bombing?
Them bombing other symbolic edificies afterwards would not bring you to say "what the hell, I get the message, let's be friends instead", now would it?

What is "the cowgirl way"?
Is your "friend" both Egyptian and Lebanese, or don't you know, or is it a case of "he's from one of those Arab nations, not the ones we are at war with, but one of the others"?

7/15/2010 1:54:12 AM

C_V


oh yes, I am SO sure you're "friends" with 'a [sic] internationally known expert on islam'. I bet they tie a porkchop around your neck at home so the dog will play with you.

7/15/2010 2:03:16 AM

aaa

I don't think you understand this politics business. If you bomb mecca, it's not like hitting a person with a two by four. It's more like poking a polar bear on PCP to the face with a stick.

7/15/2010 2:10:45 AM

Wozza

Bullshit you're friends with anyone, let alone anyone smart enough to be an expert on anything. You're just a fat stupid racist sitting in the dark, with just your fantasies about mass killing of innocents to keep you warm.

Presumably, you think that way because you assume you are the one with the 2x4. Give it 50 years and see if you think the same when the Chinese are the ones with the stick. Moron.

7/15/2010 2:13:06 AM

Rix

Didn't the Japanese thump us with a 2x4 back in the forties?

7/15/2010 2:13:07 AM

muters

So, after you play your trump card and bomb Mecca, how are you going to 'thump them again'? What's the plan for all of the non-Muslim world who object?

7/15/2010 2:16:33 AM

Murdin

"Naturally he was suprised and thought I hated arabs, he's egyptian/lebanese, and thought I was going way to far.

I told him that once you thump somebody with a 2x4 hard enough they tend to not want to fight anymore and if they don't you just thump them again until they get they message.

Sometimes the cowgirl way IS best!"

Bombing kills people. Many people. And people die when they're killed. Whatever the "cowgirl way" is, I don't think it involves mass slaughter.

In other words, either you hate arabs or you're just completely nuts.

7/15/2010 2:17:27 AM

SleepNeed

An arab friend of mine who is a internationally know expert on islam told me that bombing Mecca would be a really bad idea and would marshal the entire muslim population against anyone who did nuke it.

Just annoying the professors in the Social Sciences department at the local college doesn't make you friend of theirs. Also you don't even need to be an expert on the Middle East to know that bombing Mecca is a tremendously bad idea.

I just smiled and said GOOD!

And thus it shows your are without a heart and brain.

Naturally he was suprised and thought I hated arabs, he's egyptian/lebanese, and thought I was going way to far.

You are going to far. Killing innocent men, women and children, destroying a whole city (let alone the fact that it's the holiest city for Muslims) is a great way for us to piss off the world. Then when the fanatics attack us everyday, we'll have no allies to help us.

Told him that once you thump somebody with a 2x4 hard enough they tend to not want to fight anymore and if they don't you just thump them again until they get they message.

So that means the terrorists should attacks us everyday? I mean they did your proverbial "thump with a 2x4" to us and we are still fighting them.

Sometimes the cowgirl way IS best!

What is the "cowgirl way"? I know of one kind of "cowgirl way" but I doubt it's the one you where thinking of...

7/15/2010 2:21:44 AM

Mr Blur

You are terminally stupid.

7/15/2010 2:24:49 AM

Mardonius

So you're throwing ethics out the window and taking the genocide option

Thats just great, and after you've finished carpet nuking the Arab and Persian nations (while taking heavy casualties yourself), It might be a good idea to realise that most muslims live in western friendly countries like Pakistan, Turkey, and Indonesia, and that they a)have nukes, and b)outnumber the US 4 to 1.

Don't expect Europe or Australia to help you out, we have to live with our islamic neighbours

7/15/2010 2:31:10 AM

happysmiles


This quote made me think of a redneck broad performing sexual acts on top of a nuclear bomb

7/15/2010 2:40:26 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

And sometimes they raise a star picket to your 2x4 and proceed to beat you to death!

Idiot.

7/15/2010 2:42:05 AM

MK

Um, you completely ignored what your "friend" said. Talking to imaginary friends is one thing, but then ignoring and disagreeing with them...

7/15/2010 3:25:01 AM

PWEOTWEB

You should get raped repeatedly until you get the message that sex is good. After all, that is the cowgirl way, isn't it?

7/15/2010 3:33:21 AM

BobsOldSocks

You people wont rest until you've destroyed Western civilisation, will you?

7/15/2010 3:49:22 AM



Michelle, you're a monumental idiot. If you have difficulty appreciating this message I'd be more than willing to repeatedly thump you with a 2x4 until it sinks in. I don't usually like to resort to violence but in your case I think it'd be a service to humanity.

7/15/2010 4:02:28 AM

Ggggggggg

Sometimes, I want to hurt people

7/15/2010 4:03:52 AM

Ggggggggg

This is one of those times

7/15/2010 4:04:50 AM

Kristine

"An arab friend of mine who is a internationally know expert on islam"

First lie right there. The rest is just internet tough gal talk.

7/15/2010 4:13:59 AM

Arnold Facepalmer

Hello nuclear Bomb!
Goodbye Saudi Oil!

How are you gonna afford to drive that F10,050 now, cowgirl?

7/15/2010 4:30:50 AM

Arnold Facepalmer

Hello nuclear Bomb!
Goodbye Saudi Oil!

How are you gonna afford to drive that F10,050 now, cowgirl?

7/15/2010 4:31:45 AM

David B.

Michelle can only believe this because (a) she's a moron, and (b) because she imagines all wars are like the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq, i.e. far away and involving other people.

The real consequences of such and action would likely be embargoes of the US, dirty-bombs or even nukes finding their way from Pakistan into the hands of terrorists, world-wide retaliation against American assests and citizens abroad, etc. In essence an eternal war the US can never win.

How hard would someone have to hit you, Michelle, before you'd turn your back on Jesus?

7/15/2010 5:02:24 AM
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