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[Glenn] Beck likes to call out people for their lies and deception, yet he portrays himself daily as a Christian. The fact is, the beliefs of the satanic Mormon cult are totally inconsistent with Biblical Christianity. He uses the words "god" and "jesus," yet the god and jesus of the Mormon cult are NOT the God and Jesus of the Bible!

The 'god' of the Mormon cult used to be a human who rose to god-like status, just like Beck and all Mormons believe they will too after their death. The 'jesus' of the Mormon cult is the natural offspring of their 'god' Elohim who had sex with Mary, meaning their jesus is a created being and NOT a deity as the Bible teaches, and is the brother of Lucifer.

I could care less what Beck chooses to believe, but I do care that he lies to people by stating he is a Christian when a person who believes in the lies of the Mormon cult is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. Most appalling are prominent Christians who have sold out the faith to associate with Beck, more worried about what financial gain they will get from that association than helping him lead ignorant souls to hell for following his cult's beliefs.

Bill Keller, Right Wing Watch 95 Comments [7/16/2010 9:17:59 AM]
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Jesus Klingon

So it's not enough that he's an absolute batshit wingnut. You won't associate with him because he not a good enough Christian?

7/16/2010 9:24:41 AM

Panz

Well at least one of the fruits on the right is calling Beck out...for the wrong reasons, but at least calling him out

7/16/2010 9:26:42 AM

aaa

I really like it when they infight. It's like watching complete and utter failure in slow motion.

7/16/2010 9:39:58 AM

TGRwulf

Just because you don't like somebody, doesn't mean you can they're automatically not part of your little cult, excuse me, I mean club.

7/16/2010 9:39:59 AM

Rat of Steel

FUNDIE FIGHT! FUNDIE FIGHT!

*takes a ringside seat with his extra-large tub of popcorn handy*

7/16/2010 9:43:09 AM

ImposterKat

Well, he's right about the fact that the 'God' and 'Jesus' in the Book of Mormon are different from the ones in the Bible.

Yeah, they guy's a lunatic. But I gotta admit it's refreshing to see a lunatic who doesn't follow Beck.

7/16/2010 9:45:20 AM

Churchy LaFemme

"The 'jesus' of the Mormon cult is the natural offspring of their 'god' Elohim who had sex with Mary, meaning their jesus is a created being and NOT a deity as the Bible teaches,"

Wait -- I thought the Bible taught that God did impregnate Mary. You know, that whole angel telling her and all? Granted, it's not clear if he had actual sex with her or just diddled her ovaries, but still .....

7/16/2010 9:49:59 AM

Canadia

Lucifer has a brother?

I'm intrigued.

7/16/2010 10:10:55 AM

Godbuster

Fuckin' a, it's like watching trekkies fight over who's cooler, Kirk or Picard.

7/16/2010 10:14:52 AM

JonnyTruant

I do hope this means they'll begin feeding on their own. I know it was bound to happen, but if this is just the start, it looks like it's going to be fun to watch.

7/16/2010 10:16:48 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

@ Godbuster:

You want to see something really fun? Watch some True Blood fans eviscerating a pack of Twifen.

7/16/2010 10:19:40 AM

Dr. Razark

Both books are full of BS. Regardless of what you might think about them, Mormons consider themselves Christian. Get over it.

@Godbuster

That is a really pointless argument. It's Kirk, of course.

7/16/2010 10:20:41 AM

Swede

You could care less what Beck chooses to believe? So, you actually do care what he believes?
You have to say couldn't care less, if you want to show that you are totally uninterested, ya know.

So his bunch of fairy tale myths are not the same as your fairy tale myths? Big deal!

7/16/2010 10:24:35 AM

Wehpudicabok

Man, I was hoping one of you was finally going to get some sense and call Beck out for being totally nuts, but you just don't like that he's a Mormon. Go figure.

7/16/2010 10:44:02 AM

grad student

Actually, I would not make fun of this post at all. This post could be a breakthrough if the right people latched onto it. Evangelicals and Fundamentalists consider Mormonism a non-Christian cult. This information could turn them off of Glen Beck and make them distrust everything he says (because they are incredibly black and white in their thinking) which could split that Right-wing GOP base.

I'm not going to mock that possibility.

7/16/2010 10:44:22 AM

breakerslion

No true Scotsman would pay any attention to either of you.

7/16/2010 11:04:10 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

I doubt Beck has much of an interest in Mormonism or Christianity. His real goal is to start his own cult. That's where the big money is.

"I'd like you to read some literature. Have you heard the good news of Glenn?"

7/16/2010 11:19:05 AM

katie5000

Actually, I'm not sure how much Glen Beck actually believes anything he's saying these days. I thought I heard or read somewhere that he's basically in it for the money (and maybe the lulz). Like, he basically knows he's little more than a glorified entertainer and that his audience shouldn't take much of what he says too seriously. I guess the question is, does his audience know that? Apparently not. >_>

EDIT: Kirk is cool, but Picard has his merits. Actually, since I'm not that familiar with the world of Star Trek overall, I'm just gonna skip all that and put in a vote for Bright Noa. ;)

7/16/2010 11:23:21 AM

David B.

"I could care less what Beck chooses to believe,"

I couldn't care less, because I care not the tiniest bit.

And what's more the Queen agrees with me...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2010/may/20/language-usa

7/16/2010 11:23:54 AM



@Dr. Razark:

Kirk? Bah... Picard all the way

7/16/2010 11:29:17 AM

K T

Picard----- Kirk is the Glen Beck of Star Trek

7/16/2010 11:49:05 AM



Picard for the win every time.

7/16/2010 12:00:33 PM

freako104

Since my uncle was a Mormon I'll choose words carefully. Mormonism is not Satanic nor evil. It is hot without fault but it does have beauty too. I don't care what Beck or you believe. I do care Beck is rather an insult to Mormons, and hetero white guys.

7/16/2010 12:01:13 PM

whisky tango foxtrot

People usually stop arguing about which fairy tale is real by age 8.

Picard!

7/16/2010 12:03:14 PM

Papabear

It's rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic as Bill argues about the differences between his ridiculous fairy tale and the ridiculous fairy tales of others.

7/16/2010 12:03:31 PM
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