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I collect out of print, esoteric CDs. Thrift stores are a great place to find unusual additions to my collection, usually at a fraction of the price one would pay elsewhere, so I have hard time driving by a thrift store without stopping in to see what's available.

The only problem? You guessed it, NIGGERS.

I live in between Oakland and Richmond, California, one of the most niggerfuxated areas of the USA, so I have learned to hold my nose. I also keep a large bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse. Sometimes I even apply it to the bottom of my shoes before I enter my car. No kidding.

The other day I was browsing at a thrift in Oakland. A nasty old buck came shuffling up to the nearby VHS videos and began to flip through them while nigger babbling to himself.

Of course, being a nigger, he then ASSumed that the White woman (me) was interested in his niggerbabble, most likely as a prelude to an attempt at muh diking me.

I ignored him. He persisted.

"Babble babble ook eek Star Wars eeek ekkk Star Trek babble babble nomewhaasayin?"

No, nigger, I don't have a clue what you are saying. I continued to ignore him. (You get very good at ignoring niggers when you live here.)

A sheboon employee walked by and he asked her "whats beez da price of deez heer moobies?" to which she quickly replied "99" as she continued to walk past.

I guess reading the frigging price tags that were stuck on every video as well as the large "All VHS only .99 cents" sign smack dab in front of his nigger lips was too complicated for his nigger brain?

What followed? Again, you guessed it. CHIMPOUT!

"99? OOK EEEK! DAT SHEEIT BEEEZ CRAZY DAT BEEZ SPENSIVE! DEEZ BEEEZ CRAZY WHO DA HELL GONNA PAY 99 FOR A VHS? ALL DA VIDEO AT DA THRIF ON UNIVERSITY ABENU BEEZ ONLY A DOLLA! SHEEEIT! I AIN'T GONNA PAY NO 99 FOR A VHS I KIN BUYS FOR A DOLLA!"

Yes, the nigger Einstein actually thought she meant 99 DOLLARS. Proof that niggers really are dumb enough to believe that the Goodwill would charge 99 dollars for an old, used, beat up copy of Star Wars.

Then he shuffled away, still babbling. I almost wet my pants from laughing. I didn't find any CDs but the CHIMPOUT alone was worth the visit.

Niggers do suck but sometimes they're funny as Hell.

MyNameIsMissAnn, Niggermania 58 Comments [7/19/2010 1:29:19 PM]
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"The only problem? You guessed it, NIGGERS."

No way! I thought, based on the website, this would be an informative post about music

7/19/2010 2:35:35 PM

Shadow Phoenix

Maybe I'd consider this story more credible if you didn't insert "ook" and "eek" into it, as I'm rather certain that he didn't say those bits at least. If you're going to lie about that, I have no reason to believe any of it even if it might be true.

Also, you fail at hand sanitizer.

7/19/2010 2:55:48 PM

feralboy12

Did you try offering him some watermelon? As long as you're running through the stereotypes, you could try one that at least pretends to be friendly.
I run into babbling loons here, too. Unfortunately, 99% of them are white, so I don't get to pretend I'm some kind of superior species.

7/19/2010 3:04:48 PM



Well feralboy, you clearly aren't very good at making yourself superior. Depending on your country of origin, you can just use that! Like I'm mostly German, and I figure that portion conquered the French part anyhow, so I can claim to be perfect! Just juggle words around and make wild claims, and you too can be part of the master race.

7/19/2010 4:58:04 PM

D Laurier.

YourNameIsMissAss.
you are the first racialist twit to give a clear idea what "sheboon" means.
It's a thrift store in America.

So what the hell is "CHIMPOUT!"?

7/19/2010 6:38:45 PM

SaneChick

Lady, when you misplace your decimal by writing 99 cents as .99 cents, you lose the right to make fun of others' inability to correctly read numbers.

Even when you're making up the story.

7/19/2010 8:47:31 PM

SaneChick


7/19/2010 8:48:29 PM

Jon

Such a load of horseshit right here.

7/19/2010 11:12:18 PM



Fucking niggers, man.

7/19/2010 11:51:32 PM

aaa

This is top 100 material, right here.

7/20/2010 12:33:21 AM



Lady, you are a terrible liar. As in, very bad at it.

7/20/2010 1:08:59 AM



Lady, when you misplace your decimal by writing 99 cents as .99 cents, you lose the right to make fun of others' inability to correctly read numbers.

I wonder if she works for Verizon...

7/20/2010 1:38:58 AM

shykid

Miss Ann is a classless heifer who desperately needs to feel the wrath of a clue bat upside her thick racist skull.

7/20/2010 2:12:14 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

No, nigger, I don't have a clue what you are saying. I continued to ignore him.

I love your addition of ignoring him! You feel the need to spout your racist horseshit online, yet lack the courage to actually act that way in public. Typical of a Tea Party/GOP voter.

7/20/2010 4:03:44 AM

Haseri

I say we nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

7/20/2010 5:16:15 AM



^
Who invited the Dalek?

7/20/2010 9:03:59 AM

Starscream

I'm filing this one under B for Bullshit, sub-category F for Fuckwit.

7/20/2010 9:56:35 AM



They were still selling VHS? Wow that really is offensive!

7/20/2010 1:33:44 PM

Vince

I've met dozens of people exactly like that. All of them white.

Interesting statistic. I live in the single most multicultural city in north america. Have I ever met a black, oriental, brown, arabic, or even native person like that? Not one. White trash? At least once a week.

Just mull it over.

7/20/2010 5:19:02 PM

(YT)

Well, there's no denying that niggers do tend to smell worse than other races. It's a fact. You PC turds are just too afraid to admit it but deep down inside ou all know that there are truths to these "stereotypes".

7/20/2010 6:02:35 PM



The irony is that she was probably scouting for Prince or James Brown bootlegs.

7/20/2010 6:31:52 PM

Doubting Thomas

most likely as a prelude to an attempt at muh diking me.

??? WTF??? You talk about black people not making sense and then you use the phrase "muh diking me?" WTF does that mean, babbler?

I didn't find any CDs but the CHIMPOUT alone was worth the visit.

Let me get this straight... you hate black people, but you enjoy watching them act like black people?

7/20/2010 7:43:15 PM

Mike Sihl

I didn't know thrift stores sold VHS tapes back in the 1930's...

7/20/2010 8:37:03 PM

RacistPuncher

niggerfuxated

This is a word now?

7/20/2010 11:19:02 PM

Prof.Bill Hill

There's many a fantasizing cretin like NyNameIsMissAnn and presumably they've all got access to video camera's or phones with video recording abilities. You'd think surreptitiously filming 'chimpouts' would be right up their street. But do we ever see any evidence? I haven't. So I suppose we can assume they are drivelling litle white cretins pretending they are representives of the Master Race. Master race of what though? Master race of gibbering idiocy and low self esteem? Sounds like they are prime candidates for my brand of religious fundamentalism where ignorance and stupidity is lauded. Come join me in a drool fest to Our Lord.

7/21/2010 6:41:49 AM
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