Just observed your total marmalization on Pharyngula, salgadoce, and witnessed your feeble attempt at playing the honest intellectual dissolve into totally nasty arsehole twit, after swiftly being eviscerated by the regulars.
I must admit, I do like your ignorance and stupidity. Please consider joining my God-bothering company of idiotic droolers if you are not already a member of a religion. I think you'd enjoy your time with us, dribbling is a boon, dishonesty and misrepresentation are highly sought after qualities in a potential licker of Gods gonads.
If you are the type of fellow who enjoys earnest, if slightly self-righteous, monologues with a ceiling, then we are ideal for you. But if your inclination is for something slightly different, then I have recommendations for you. For instance, if you have always wanted to indulge in a spot of aerial ballet prior to an eternal stint as a ghost haunting its own personal mansion in an ethereal realm, then perhaps Rapture Ready may be the cult for you. Or perhaps you've always harboured a secret desire to commit suicide by blowing yourself up in a crowded public place prior to enjoying the ghostly sexual pleasures of 72 virgins. If so, then Islam is keeping a place warm, just for you.
Choices, choices. Decisions, decisions. I know how confusing it all seems. But believe me, none of the above mentioned cults are pussies, and we're all fairly zealous, so you've got no worries there.
All the best Bill.
