Quote# 74479

Evolution is running ramped in America. It is forcing God out of the nation as a whole. God is no longer wanted in the states and that is why we are having the troubles and problems we have. God's hand of protection is lifted off the country.

Josh3, Y! answers 66 Comments [7/18/2010 7:12:46 AM]
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What happens when it gets to the top of the ramp?

7/18/2010 7:23:38 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

That pathetic god of yours sure is a whiny little attention whore, isn't it?

7/18/2010 7:34:14 AM


I don't think it's quite "Ramped", only 40% of people in the United States would state evolution to be true. That's scary for OUR side, not yours.


7/18/2010 7:37:43 AM


What hand of protection? Did He stop the Civil War? Did He stop tornadoes from killing thousands of people and destroying the very churches they prayed to Him in? And how is God being forced out of the nation? Has anyone prevented you from praying or believing in God? Has anyone closed down a church? Has anyone stopped people from putting up signs and crosses on private property?

The only thing that has been done is to stop Christian evangelicals from trying to use the schools and the government to indoctrinate everyone else's children into their religion.

7/18/2010 7:52:05 AM


The word is rampant.


7/18/2010 8:06:59 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Josh3, your God seems to be taken out of a lot places lately. What happened to his omnipotence, not to mention his omnipresence?

7/18/2010 8:12:28 AM


That must be one hell of a big ramp? Oh wait, you meant running RAMPANT didn't you?

Also, your argument kind of fails when you look at the fact that like 70% of this country is still Christian. Oh, silly me, that's right. They're not "True Christians" (TM)

7/18/2010 8:14:47 AM


Sexual reproduction is running ramped in America. It is forcing the baby-bringing stork out of the nation as a whole. The stork is no longer wanted in the states and that is why we are having the troubles and problems we have. The stork's wing of protection is lifted off the country.

7/18/2010 8:27:04 AM

It is forcing God out of the nation as a whole.

The intellectual concept of evolution is doing this all by itself? Not the changing demographics of the country that are inevitable because of open borders and freedom of religion?

God's hand of protection is lifted off the country.

The Civil War, the Great Depression, 9/11, hurricane Katrina. Yeah, your god's been doing a bang up job. Wouldn't want him to lift his "hand of protection" from us, whatever that is.

7/18/2010 8:31:51 AM


I've read the Bible and I've seen what happened in various Christian nations throughout history. If that's your god's idea of protection then I'm happy that the incompetent oaf is pulling out.

7/18/2010 8:39:29 AM


Compared to other countries in this world, the US is a paradise, and will continue to be so. You have no idea how much you have. Quit whining about how hard your troubles are, its incredibly disrespectful to all the people in the world who actually have to face and overcome real adversity on a daily basis.

7/18/2010 8:52:41 AM


"Evolution is running ramped in America."

Running "ramped," eh?

"It is forcing God out of the nation as a whole."

No, it is forcing your God-based mythology to compete with fact, evidence and reason.

"God is no longer wanted in the states and that is why we are having the troubles and problems we have."

It's true, many of us don't want your fairy tales and fables to be a dominant force in our culture. Sadly, many still WANT God.

"God's hand of protection is lifted off the country."

Ha! Prove that God exists and that, if he does exist, that he ever protects anything but his ego.

7/18/2010 8:58:32 AM


I hope that number at the end of Josh's name is his age, because that's about the level of thought which has gone into his argument.

Or it could be his IQ, for the same reason.

7/18/2010 9:11:31 AM


Ramped? Are you sure that is what you meant?

And isn't God supposed to be omnipotent? So how come he is being forced out of the nation? It's a logical impossibility to force God.

Who told you God's hand of protection was lifted? You Pastor? Who told him? Someone pulled this out of their arse., and that's the real truth.

7/18/2010 9:18:18 AM


Oh, please. Your country has always been a bit fucked up.

7/18/2010 9:21:36 AM

Doctor Whom

Deism and freethinking ran "ramped" in this country at the time of its founding. Also, how do you "force" an omnipotent being out of anything? Maybe the evil-utionists chased God out with iron chariots.

7/18/2010 9:29:39 AM

I read about the afterlife

Evolution is running ramped? So it's running uphill? You religious folk are fuckin' weird.

7/18/2010 10:05:56 AM


Is it me, or does anyone else perceive this "protection" as the kind of protection you get when the local mafia talk about what a shame it would be if someone were to break into your home or business?

7/18/2010 10:19:49 AM



Evolution being true does not prove nor disprove the existence of God.

It does however make the book of genesis look silly which is what you really have a problem with.

7/18/2010 10:28:28 AM


History fail.

Your 'troubles' are a 'Golden Age' compared to most of your country's history.

7/18/2010 11:04:22 AM


Evolution is out of control... everywhere in America, fish are growing legs, crawling out of ponds, biting people before growing fur and turning into dogs... Unfiltered amoebas in drinking water are turning into fish... soon there'll be dogs and alligators and grizzly bears everywhere...

7/18/2010 11:22:43 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Wow. God's a fickle little prick now, isn't he? And here I thought that people who had a slight concern for the facts wouldn't dare to imply that acceptance of God leads necessarily to a better life on Earth due to the undeniable existence of good Christian men and women suffering just as much as anyone else. Apparently reality is of no concern to Josh3, though.

Also, "God's hand of protection": artifact, wondrous item, or epic level spell? Right up there with "armor of faith".

7/18/2010 11:24:10 AM

Ian C.

The word is "rampant" and you're a fool.

7/18/2010 11:41:03 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Don't look now, but your god is changing his tampon.

7/18/2010 11:53:27 AM


The cliche is "running rampant," Josh. And you can't force an all-powerful and almighty deity out of anything unless he was just a figment of a fevered imagination.

7/18/2010 11:58:27 AM

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