Quote# 74482

[Talking about claims of finding hieroglyphs in the Great Pyramid)

The so called cartouche written above the Kings Chamber in the GP has to be one of the biggest jokes in the whole of Egyptology.

It just doesn't stand up to any form of scrutiny, and has more to do with the furtherance of the career of one Howard Vyse, perhaps the biggest archaeological vandal and fraud of all time.

If the builders were artistic and wanted to display themsleves and their culture within the worlds greatest monument then no doubt could easily have done so more dramatically and thoroughly.

So why didn't they? Well quite simply they didn't need to. Their communication was telepathic and mentally based, rather than the more crude vocal, written and pictorial.

Think: Never will you see teeth shown in Egyptian art. The clues abound for those with eyes to see.

Zoser, Unexplained-Mysteries 20 Comments [7/20/2010 8:03:01 PM]
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But they had to do all those funny Egyptian poses to open the psychic channels, and eventually they decided it was easier to talk.

7/20/2010 8:44:16 PM

Egyptians were toothless telepaths?

7/20/2010 9:45:22 PM


Okay, aside from ancient Egyptians being toothless, telephatic, and mental, they were not artistic and didn't want to display themselves and their culture. So why did they build these fucking enormous buildings? High rise condos, perhaps? Landing pads for spaceships?

7/20/2010 11:58:35 PM

You'll never see teeth shown in most other art either. Your point?

7/21/2010 12:50:13 AM


Are you high?

7/21/2010 7:00:09 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, they didn't need teeth to talk, but how did they eat?

7/21/2010 7:48:12 AM


It must hurt to pull stuff like that out of your ass.

7/21/2010 9:05:58 AM


Wait, what? Their art didn't show teeth? What is your point? Have you ever seen any Egyptian mummies? They have teeth Einstein.

7/21/2010 9:35:48 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

*sigh* - the only way this person will change is if he wants to change, and accept that -gut feelings- dont count for much of shit when it comes to science.

7/21/2010 1:29:43 PM


No teeth huh? That's your argument for telepathy? You got it all wrong. The Fallen just sewed thier mouths shut. He didn't like his fleshlings talking.

7/21/2010 2:11:05 PM

Only a Conspiracy Nut(TM) can go from scibbles not having teeth to Egyptians being teethless telepaths.

7/21/2010 3:09:58 PM

Man Called True

Egyptology is a bit of a sore spot in historical study, true, but that doesn't equate to "Egyptians had MIND POWERS!".

7/21/2010 3:11:10 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Well, that went from arbitrary skepticism to crazy pretty quickly.

7/21/2010 4:12:38 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

I always LOL at the silly way they walked, with their heads bobbing up and down and their hands at weird angles, back and forth back and forth. Whatever were they thinking?

7/21/2010 4:36:20 PM

...holy crap lol.

7/24/2010 12:09:19 AM



So because they never painted teeth they could communicate telepathically. This is why they would have never needed to write anything down, EVER. So hieroglyphs are a hoax...

Not a single fucking part of that follows. Pure non stop non sequitur. Hell, not even the idea that physics wouldn't have the use for writing.

7/24/2010 1:29:51 PM


Can you hear me now?

7/27/2010 7:21:49 PM

The day I saw a hyerogliph with the logo of the team which constracted the pyramid of Keops, any alien fantasy goes to the toilet.

8/1/2010 12:37:07 PM

Yuri Ishtar

Sure they did. Is that why Ramses and the other Egyptians used their mouths. They have teeth dumb ass, they don't depict them in their art.

8/2/2010 8:49:23 AM


You know who else doesn't have teeth in art? Jesus. I've never once seen teeth on a crucifix, either. I'm not really sure what not having teeth proves, but I've done it.

10/22/2010 8:04:20 PM

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